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8ONE657
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this is at the beginning of a song on a mixtape i just downloaded..i loled my ass off. i searchbarred but if it's a repost i'll get it deleted.
Aug 11 2009 9:44AM
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chapz
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ghahahahah only on fox
Aug 11 2009 9:45AM
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*steeze_is_good
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Hahah I lol'd
Aug 11 2009 9:50AM
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roaklee
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hahahahahahahahaha
Aug 11 2009 9:58AM
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wisconsinsteeze
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hahahaha. that was on my birthday!
Aug 11 2009 10:02AM
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0ptions
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I like this one more



Aug 11 2009 10:13AM
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8ONE657
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yeah i don't think anything could top this one.
Aug 11 2009 10:23AM
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987321654hgfd
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Fox news sucks.
Aug 11 2009 10:32AM
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wisconsinsteeze
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hahaha that one is better
Aug 11 2009 10:43AM
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grown-ninja
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im a libitarian with pretty conservative views, and i am allways embarised that fox news associates with the republician party, it give us a even worse name than george w did
Aug 11 2009 11:01AM
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JosephStalin
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Aug 11 2009 11:07AM
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Luc.
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ahahahahah these are great
Aug 11 2009 11:16AM
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LAME.
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FOR SURE THE BEST ONE!
Aug 11 2009 12:00PM
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Username_42069
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Aug 11 2009 12:04PM
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Ryan*
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Aug 11 2009 12:05PM
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Ryan*
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Aug 11 2009 12:08PM
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hank_hill
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whats this mixtape song? i'd like to hear it lol
Aug 11 2009 12:18PM
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8ONE657
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i have a huge feeling no one is going to like their mix/beat tape but it's 2 guys who call themselves SiFunk and Garmunkle, 2 good friends of mine.

http://www.mediafire.com/?nmrndw3zrcg

the song is: Touch Down!
Aug 11 2009 12:25PM
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camski26
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haha
Aug 11 2009 12:30PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Aug 11 2009 12:33PM
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JosephStalin
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best new remix i have seen:

Aug 11 2009 12:51PM
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willy_baller
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at 1:08 nipple clips?
Aug 11 2009 1:23PM
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Peter.
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rofl the guy says it so seriously too
Aug 11 2009 1:56PM
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prontocuts.com
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Not a slip up, just awkward
Aug 11 2009 2:04PM
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landonn
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AHAHAHA, that is hilarious.
Aug 11 2009 2:07PM
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TheButterHashira
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Haha he looked so wierd when he said "it won't happen again"
Aug 11 2009 2:37PM
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DR.SHRED
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that was good
Aug 11 2009 2:43PM
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p-fo
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theyre all fox too. funny shit
Aug 11 2009 5:34PM
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gstaff
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"But he's gay"

bahahahahahaha
Aug 11 2009 8:06PM
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8ONE657
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i've always wondered how the frick you confuse gay with blind? not seeing ANY connection at all?

are gay people blind? are blind people gay? hmmm...
Aug 11 2009 8:08PM
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i.am.a.skier.
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everybodys seen it but its still funny

Aug 11 2009 8:17PM
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0ptions
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It's an honest mistake. I think...
Aug 11 2009 8:22PM
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Turner.
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the only conclusion I could draw was that she was thinking about something gay or the word gay.
either way it's stilol fucking hilarious

Aug 11 2009 8:36PM
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Slinger1x1
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I saw this one live. i shit you not. i almost died when i heard this.




Aug 11 2009 8:45PM
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rj.
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hahhaahahaahah
Aug 11 2009 8:49PM
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Lt.Dan
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hahahahah when he say "but it won't happen again" he sounds sooo creepy
Aug 11 2009 10:17PM
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DangerToes
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Aug 11 2009 11:15PM
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PeeDuBzz
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hahahahahahahahahahahhah
face palm* fail
Aug 11 2009 11:18PM
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Avifarer
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Aug 11 2009 11:23PM
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J-Neal
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bahaha this thread is great
Aug 11 2009 11:39PM
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lloyd_christmas
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these are all so freaking funny.  the spelling bee one, the 69 sex one, bill o'reilly, and the OP's had me nearly in tears.
Aug 11 2009 11:40PM
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Ryan*
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The woman that interviewed the spelling bee kid is a champ, she took all of that so well.  She deserves a cookie
Aug 12 2009 1:55AM
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NickSki.
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i literally spit all over my monitor when i watched that video
Aug 12 2009 2:05AM
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Mooserz
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i giggled when i first saw it. then i scrolled down and saw someone quoted it and i just bursted out laughing. im still laughing
Aug 12 2009 2:18AM
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homegirll
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hahahah all these are super funnny
Aug 12 2009 12:37PM
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8ONE657
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AWWWWWKKWARRRRRRDDD!

Aug 12 2009 12:39PM
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0ptions
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This ones great, it might be from the laugh, you lose thread but i don't know.
Aug 12 2009 12:56PM
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troublemaker3
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good old faux news
Aug 13 2009 9:48PM
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double_D
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bahahah i have no idea how that happend but it wont happen again=]
Aug 15 2009 2:45PM
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