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Whats the steeziest way do die?

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cultrara
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what do you guys think the coolest way to die is?

Aug 10 2009 10:42PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
steve irwin stylezzzz
Aug 20 2009 9:01AM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
to jump off cliffs and doesn't afraid of anything
but fall than hurt

die
Aug 20 2009 4:07PM
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klingisking
Posts: 802 - Karma: 925
the steeeziest way to die is when ur having fun, or doing something u love.
Aug 20 2009 4:44PM
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Bamski
Posts: 814 - Karma: 79
head so hard ur afterbang falls off
Aug 20 2009 4:51PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
under danny kass' truck in new zealand
Aug 20 2009 8:40PM
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justinTpetricko
Posts: 287 - Karma: 1,043
afterbang so hard your head falls off and when your head lands it afterbangs to
Aug 20 2009 10:49PM
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Krizzle
Posts: 375 - Karma: 22
This.
Aug 20 2009 11:34PM
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nick@
Posts: 72 - Karma: 95
afterbang so hard all of your orgins fall out ur ass
Aug 21 2009 12:24AM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
where its at
Nov 29 2009 9:41PM
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iLiKeShiFTieZ
Posts: 695 - Karma: 350
son, I am disappoint
Feb 8 2010 7:56PM
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feddysteeze
Posts: 242 - Karma: 11
afterbang so hard your heads fall off
Feb 10 2010 7:24PM
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zacharyn
Posts: 552 - Karma: 5
Heavy head so hard your neck snaps.
Feb 10 2010 7:47PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
head so hard your afterbang falls off?
Feb 10 2010 8:05PM
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kpow
Posts: 373 - Karma: 33
afterbang so hard you swallow your head and then your head falls off
Feb 10 2010 8:07PM
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.Jack_S.
Posts: 406 - Karma: 207
what about AIDS???? did anyone think of that?
Feb 10 2010 8:34PM
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prosnurfer
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Feb 10 2010 10:32PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
afterbang so hard your head falls off
Feb 10 2010 10:34PM
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SmokeyTheBear
Posts: 492 - Karma: 24
afterhead so hard your bang falls off

chea
Feb 10 2010 10:36PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
Jumping out of an airplane afterbanging the whole time.

too lazy to photoshop what i'm envisioning
Feb 10 2010 10:37PM
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Schoog
Posts: 279 - Karma: 10
1. rail like a kilo of coke
2. jump off a cliff in a wing suit
3. die midair??
Feb 10 2010 10:43PM
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Reverend_Steeze
Posts: 296 - Karma: 16
Afterbang so hard that your innards Explode and shoot out or every opening in your body.
oh, and your head flies off.
Feb 11 2010 1:27AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
afterbang while you afterbang so that your head falls off while your head falls off
Feb 11 2010 2:04AM
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Mr_pretzel
Posts: 4616 - Karma: 1,289
Heavy head a double cork 10 and 130 ft jump so hard your helmet falls off and you ski away afterbanging without your helmet then a gaper comes from out of knowhere and slices your head off. Nobody notices your dead so your body freezes while in the afterbang posistion. Yeeaaa
Feb 11 2010 8:00AM
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feddysteeze
Posts: 242 - Karma: 11

great idea chuck

Feb 11 2010 3:06PM
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860media*
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 10,463
afterbang so hard ur neck snaps on impact
Feb 11 2010 3:08PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Become an avatar (Paint your body blue and get that fancy tail)

Then actually believe you are an Avatar.

Use that belief and straightline from the top of your mountain to the very bottom (make sure there is one jump at the bottom) and jump as high as you can over the lodge. Make sure you cut off as many gapers as possible in the process of going down the hill. If you really are an avatar you might survive. If not, I'd say a pretty steezy way to die.
Feb 11 2010 3:11PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
bfter aang until oour fead halls yff
Feb 11 2010 3:14PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
headbang so hard your after falls off
Feb 11 2010 3:31PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
launch yourself into space and do a never ending spin back down to earth, after bang for the last few seconds before impact then splat.
Feb 11 2010 3:33PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668

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Feb 11 2010 3:34PM
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Otter.
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 84
afterbang so hard you head falls off
Feb 11 2010 3:47PM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377

I would have to say goin out the way Jason Statham does in CRANK

(even tho theres a crank 2....)

Feb 11 2010 4:00PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
get wasted and drive through the front window of k mart at 90 mph
Feb 11 2010 4:10PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
Posts: 746 - Karma: 467
uh .. no
Feb 12 2010 3:48AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Walk into the inner city of any relativily gheto city in ski clothes, make sure you have at least 3 tall tee layers
Feb 12 2010 7:15AM
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Dex
Posts: 468 - Karma: 100
this
Feb 12 2010 7:44AM
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Steeze_Cake
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considering your the one who started this frigen afterbang phenom haha ill quote yours.

But afterbang so hard...................you faceplant the floor
Feb 12 2010 8:39AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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afterbang spam ahh

Feb 12 2010 8:40AM
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VT_FLO
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Feb 12 2010 9:49AM
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Skierguy1234
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I decided last year that this would be by far the coolest way to die...

Find a cliff with water below, go there on a day when there is a beautiful sunset, you have to jump off the cliff and as you're falling a norwhal will jump out of the water and impale you with his horn directly through your heart killing you instantly.

Feb 12 2010 10:03AM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399

so hard head comes off your afterbang...

i would say jump off a really high building...midair slash your throat....

while yelling

"I MAKEE IT RAINNN"

Feb 12 2010 10:10AM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
head so hard your afterbang falls off
Feb 12 2010 10:24AM
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meerkat
Posts: 225 - Karma: 524
afterbang to death
Feb 12 2010 10:28AM
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nipples-the-cat
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after bang so hard you shit out all of your organs, and as they drag behind you a midget kicks you so hard it the nuts your head flies off..
Feb 12 2010 11:05AM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
not fun not fun
Feb 12 2010 11:26AM
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lilwhiz165
Posts: 502 - Karma: 47
afterbang so hard your head falls off
Feb 12 2010 11:28AM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
Heavy Head so hard that your spine disentigrates.
Feb 12 2010 2:10PM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
get head so good you afterbang off....
Feb 12 2010 2:31PM
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tommycat
Posts: 483 - Karma: 23
took the words out my mouth.

Dying when you're doing what you love to do. That's why it wasn't so sad when Shane died. He was going big, skiing, having fun, everyday, he lived a fuller life than most people with long lifes do.
Feb 12 2010 3:01PM
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