lilly was a huge slut one day. she would cauck her ass up in the air and dance her lil paws begging me to fuck her. i was liek wtf lilly u whore im a human and we dont deal with that kinda pussy. -prosnurfer
pineapple? veggie? you fucking people are rediculous. Pepperoni. period. IF you wanna branch out the only viable options are BBQ or BUFFALO chicken. FUcking hippies wiht ur veggie shit. sorry i m still drunk from last night. im so chill.
Just shove your fist in her asshole. Girls think that's really romantic.-MistaSkier
Chuck Norris can make a women climax by simply pointing at her and saying "boyaah"
why does every creepy faggot on the internet have a house made of shitty fake wood paneling? Seriously if I see a picture of someone eating a cup full of poop, fapping in a horse costume, or slicing their dick in half... there is shitty wood paneling in the background every fucking time.