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I got detained by the swat team.

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colorado_dope
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Me and a friend are driving around and decide to go to a friends house to toke, we get there and the whole apartment building was surounded by the swat team. We decided to park across the street to monitor whats going down. Then a cop car pulls behind us turns on his spotlight and 6 swat members run across the street pointing assault rifles with laser scopes at us and make us put our hands over our faces. They pull us out one by one at gun point and handcuff us. 10 min later they let us go saying our car was under suspition and they were taking necessary measures to ensure that nothing bad was happening. THE FUCK? We didnt do jackshit and we got machine guns pointed at us, anyone else find this complete bullshit?

What a fucking night.
Aug 6 2009 3:42AM
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Malcolm
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thats fucking awesome
Aug 6 2009 3:43AM
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SteezyOhio
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no, you deserved it

dont park across the street from a swat raid, i mean fuck you could be armed trying to help your friends they are raiding, or you could be a suicide bomber, like >1% of all muslims

Aug 6 2009 3:44AM
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WONTON
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^?
Aug 6 2009 3:55AM
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ScuffDUFF
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doesnt feel good to have a gun in your face, does it?
Aug 6 2009 4:14AM
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MrYeates
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holy shit dude
thats fucking crazy...
Aug 6 2009 4:29AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i don't find their actions to be unusual...

i mean, there's a swat team for a reason...
they expect resistance, and these guys are trained to notice every single possible threath to them and other people, so its logic they took out all unknown vehicles first...
as mentioned above, you could've well been gangmembers called out for help...
Aug 6 2009 6:06AM
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BC.
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this
Aug 6 2009 6:12AM
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yourthemannowdog
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if you quote someone it will most likely become there signature, but yes i agree.
Aug 6 2009 6:29AM
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h_bar
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hahaha, thats awsome
Aug 6 2009 7:19AM
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jdilla
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good thing you didn't decide to bake out the car.
Aug 6 2009 7:30AM
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proZach
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you should be happy someone mistakenly thought you were badass enough to point a few guns at you
Aug 6 2009 8:21AM
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inactive
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deserved it
Aug 6 2009 8:21AM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175

police state?

good story to have though

Aug 6 2009 8:43AM
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spruitm
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if theyre looking for a black chevy and you pull up in a black chevy, of course theyre going to go after you, even if you didnt do anything.  its kind of dumb to wonder why they did

you deserved it for sure, not in a bad way or anything, they just have to check anything suspicios
Aug 6 2009 9:23AM
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Shewlur...
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Sigg'd.
Aug 6 2009 9:30AM
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[BRI]noceros
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as scary as that might be, what a fucking great story
Aug 6 2009 9:34AM
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kepler.
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"machine gun"

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Aug 6 2009 9:53AM
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Mac.
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this.

Don't be pissed, something cool an unusual just happened.
Aug 6 2009 10:05AM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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lol have you ever fired a real firearm by any chance?

congrats, you probably played some COD, counterstrike, maybe arisoft...

step up to the big leagues. Go find yourself a redneck friend, go to his 40 acre farm and drive ATVs shooting mossbergs at trees while drunk off your ass. Then join the armed forces before you pick on an average kid, who has no reason to know "firearm" terminology".

I bet i know more about guns than everyone on NS combined, and yet, somehow i still feel sorry for the OP.

That sucks dude, but you can't say its bullshit. To you its certainly bullshit, but objectively it was just SWAT doing their job.

Any word on what went down?


Aug 6 2009 10:15AM
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grown-ninja
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nice discreet claim
Aug 6 2009 10:18AM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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coooool lemme stretch my e-penis out a bit more:

LOL 0MGZ SWAT DOESNT USE TEH M4CH1N3 GUNS! THEY USE TEH COUNTERSTRIKE WEAPONS!

ok actually swat probably pointed at you an LMT, olympic arms, rock river, or maybe even colt version of a 14.5 AR-15 (M4a1 equiv), guh, fitted with a knight's armament co RIS. They probably had a arms#40 rear buis, with a EOtech 552 as their primary sight. Surely they had a surefire light, most likely a scout light, m951, m900, etc.

Or they might have hit you with a HK mp5 with some noname shit red dot, claw mount, dual mag clip..

Unless you live in LA? Then it was hte olympic arms 14.5 AR-15 with carry handle mounted trijicon ta-31 ACOG, and surefire m500 grip and rock river LE stock

there happy? we made fun of a normal kid...
Aug 6 2009 10:19AM
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heFF
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funny how your such a dick on the computer but such a quiet little asian kid from what i've seen in real life
Aug 6 2009 10:28AM
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nick_GAPER
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thats epic ha
Aug 6 2009 10:29AM
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Slinger1x1
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god i love the shitting brick posters, they are the funniest
Aug 6 2009 10:42AM
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The_Future
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Wow you're cool...

Cuz EVERY swat team in the country uses the same gear.  I find your post fairly ignorant. 

Aug 6 2009 10:57AM
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Slinger1x1
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its standard issue equipment. why wouldn't they all use the same stuff? i find your post ignorant.
Aug 6 2009 11:00AM
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I_Am_Mod
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OMG, check the mirror !!
Aug 6 2009 11:05AM
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Slinger1x1
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where is there a mirror?
Aug 6 2009 11:08AM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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ok youre both wrong, swat teams are STATE law enforcement, they wouldn't use the same gear at all. It varies greatly from division to division, but there are huge trends.

1. the US only uses mp5's and m4's in law enforcement as primary assault weapons.
2. There aren't enough quality accessories to choose from. The 3 main sights are: aimpoint comp m2, EOtech line (551, 552, 553, 557), and trijicon ACOGs (ta-01, ta-31). The main flashlights are insight m3, m3x, m6, m6x and surefire m951, m900, scout, and the m500 handguard. With surefire being far and above the most popular among LE.

And notice the word "probably".
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Use probably in a Sentence
–adverbin all likelihood; very likely: He will probably attend.


fucking retard calling me ignorant...
Aug 6 2009 11:10AM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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whats supposed to be mindfucking about that pic? that the mirror doesnt reflect the room? thats not enough for me to shit bricks.
Aug 6 2009 11:11AM
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Kornn101
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see what happens when u let republicans post in your thread?

the douchebaggery will continue to ensue until this thread dies.

to OP, bummer but at least u got to see the inside of a swat van yes?
Aug 6 2009 11:14AM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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hey i was defending the kid from asian allens douchebaggery until some dumbass tried to call me ignorant and failed. dont pin the blame on me or my political affiliation, point the blame on that little asian dweeb who, like all asians including myself, likes to hide behind his computer screen and make fun of people. at least i can back up my insults.
Aug 6 2009 11:15AM
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J-Neal
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at least your night wasnt boring!
Aug 6 2009 11:16AM
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DrStrangelove
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they def did deserve at LEAST that if they were camping across the street from a major police operation that was in the process of going down. for all the cops knew, one of the guys inside managed to text a homie or something and they were coming to shoot the place up and start some chaos...when you're the police and you've got a big deal like that going doing you have to secure your fucking perimeter to stay safe, so you shouldnt creep around too long when major crap like that is going down unless you wanna get worked over pretty good
Aug 6 2009 11:31AM
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Franny
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just say you got hurt while being detained and sue!
Aug 6 2009 11:32AM
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DrStrangelove
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im guilty of not reading this thread before posting that last thing, but i dont regret it
Aug 6 2009 11:32AM
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I_Am_Mod
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Actually you're all three wrong.

There was no swat team at all, it was just chuck norris armed with a toothpick...
Aug 6 2009 11:34AM
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EastCoast315
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He deserved it? What? Idk whats good with fools saying he deserved it, he just smoked a little herb.

They SHOULD have been hout getting rapists and murderers, not smokers...

Aug 6 2009 11:35AM
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landonn
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wow, your firs post was respectable but every post you have made from there has started to make you look like more and more of an idiot. congratulations.

ps. the color of the chairs and table changed colors in the mirror.
Aug 6 2009 11:43AM
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Slinger1x1
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don't worry
when you see it, you'll shit bricks
Aug 6 2009 11:44AM
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I_Am_Mod
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for some reason that made me lol...
Aug 6 2009 11:45AM
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Malcolm
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did anyone find whats wrong with it? cause the worst thing i found is that there are 2 dining rooms in the house
Aug 6 2009 11:52AM
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Slinger1x1
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thats all i see too...


Aug 6 2009 11:55AM
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Bo_bot9
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check out the mirror. notice the chairs are different colors.
Aug 6 2009 11:56AM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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no i know the mirror's reflection isnt the same as the room but thats not THAT cool. when minimized it just looks like a glass patio door. shouldda done an optical illusion or one of those double pics or something.
Aug 6 2009 11:58AM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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thanks i knew that already.

ps. they didnt cahnge colors it s acompletely different room...
Aug 6 2009 12:01PM
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LMPJibbin
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i second
Aug 6 2009 12:02PM
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Slinger1x1
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where is there a mirror? its a glass door....
Aug 6 2009 12:12PM
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Bo_bot9
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after taking a second look your right its a glass mirror; however, im pretty sure the person that made that intended for it to look like that though. Or maybe we are all still missing something .............. bum ba baaaaa (thrilling millionaire music)..........
Aug 6 2009 12:39PM
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