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German Test Tomorrow!

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gretegirl
Posts: 727 - Karma: 103
Ok all you Germans out there time to help me out. I have a big German Test tomorrow and I'm listening to my tape right now, but I need some help on some sayings I can use while I'm talking in German.

HELP!
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Falling Up
Feb 15 2004 4:27PM
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jfk
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
well you want stuff like how are you or what ?
Feb 15 2004 4:40PM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
I know how to say 'I' its Ich
Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
Feb 15 2004 5:18PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
i am in second year german, what do you wanna say?











Drop Cliffs not Bombs
Feb 15 2004 5:59PM
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Billups07
Posts: 1647 - Karma: 15
i'm in 3rd year, so i could probably help out


If you ever catch on fire, don't look in the mirror, cause I bet that would really throw you into a panic!
Feb 15 2004 7:46PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
du hast mech or something is you hate me..


member5054
Feb 16 2004 12:27AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
guten tag


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
Feb 16 2004 3:13AM
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mutescratch
Posts: 570 - Karma: 10
i'm in 18th year so what do you want?
glglgl


tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound
Feb 16 2004 8:44AM
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jfk
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
you hate me is du hasst mich
Feb 16 2004 10:00AM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
fenster fenster fenster, drucken drucken drucken drucken, joghurt fenster fenster drucken. ive been in europe for 2 days and thats the german ive learned. your welcome.
'I almost smoked the pole last time I was here with Adrian'
Feb 16 2004 10:15AM
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HelmutJr
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
Hallo...
Ich moechte ein Papagei sehr lang und gut ficken!!!!
Du auch?



Holla!
Feb 16 2004 10:31AM
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Huck2live1612
Posts: 407 - Karma: 11
i got a 69 on my german midterm but the best grade in the class was a 78 so are teacher graded on a 21 point curve so i ended up getting a 90
me: what the hell is that?
sister:its a boat u dumbass
me:well what the fuck do they nedd it for? the shitheads
Feb 16 2004 10:39AM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
Ich habe vor vier Jahre Deutsch gestudiert... aber ich bin wirklich am schlechtesten meiner Klasse.

'I didn't give up in Vietnam, and I won't give up here,' Kerry added.
Feb 16 2004 3:29PM
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mutescratch
Posts: 570 - Karma: 10
naja so schlecht biste ja garnicht.
is it difficult for you to learn?


tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound
Feb 16 2004 4:02PM
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HelmutJr
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
germany is super awesome as well as cool!!!



Holla!
Feb 20 2004 2:13PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
ich bin glucklich dass die menschen am newschoolers helfst du, aber haben sie anderes fragen?









Drop Cliffs not Bombs
Feb 20 2004 3:18PM
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Deann
Posts: 725 - Karma: 10
seeing how you all take german do you also all take part in german poop sex?
Haggard Skis
Feb 20 2004 4:47PM
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jismontheslopes
Posts: 580 - Karma: 11
That reminds me of southpark
Feb 20 2004 9:56PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
ich bin der keirtoffle
Feb 21 2004 12:28PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
ich ben ein stien bierhausen kraut nazi wurst.
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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'
-Ted Nugent
Feb 21 2004 5:59PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
dir hat mann whol ins gehirn geschissen und vergessin uhm zurhuren




''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''
P. J. O'Rourke
Feb 21 2004 6:01PM
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dman1260
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futzenzeft
Feb 21 2004 7:48PM
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mutescratch
Posts: 570 - Karma: 10
its not called german butt sex it really is named 'kartoffel knallen' or 'Ihr dummen Pisser'


tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound
Feb 21 2004 7:53PM
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jibberjason
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 10
Ich bin heiss.
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I'm not made of rubber. I can't lick my elbow :(
Feb 21 2004 8:59PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
holy shit I never knew so many kids spoke german on new schoolers. I smell the beginning of a cult...



Don't knock masturbation... it's sex with someone I love.
Feb 22 2004 7:27PM
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aclsarescary
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good thing you have a skiing career to fall back on!
Feb 22 2004 8:43PM
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