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comeatmebro
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what is going on with my throat right now is almost unbearable...every time that i swallow anything, whether it be saliva or food or liquids i get a ridiculously sharp pain below my ears and in the front of my throat. almost bad enough to bring me to tears. also i can barely talk, my voice is gone and my throat is congested and i cough a fuck load. which also hurts like all hell. i'm going to med express tomorrow since it's sunday but holy fuck what is wrong with me?
Jul 26 2009 12:00AM
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beast_coast
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early onset AIDS. good luck boner.
Jul 26 2009 12:02AM
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45.
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get some hot water... add lots and lots of salt.... proceed to gargle said water repeatedly until the entire glass is empty.... should help a lot
Jul 26 2009 12:03AM
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comeatmebro
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going to try this now. hopefully it does something.
Jul 26 2009 12:03AM
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Wilsooon
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been chompin too much rod? jk

but really it sounds kinda like strep throat....
Jul 26 2009 12:06AM
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NS_back_stabber
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yea man, choose one or the other, the salt works, but man does it taste like SHIT. Hope it gets better,, cause that sucks...
Jul 26 2009 12:06AM
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gregorio
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sounds like you might have strep throat or a nasal infection
Jul 26 2009 12:07AM
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Ski.Ballet
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Definitely sounds like strep. Had it last year and it was exactly like that. Shit fuckin sucks.
Jul 26 2009 12:09AM
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comeatmebro
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so the salt water didn't help. the pain is further down the throat so the gargling doesn't do much. also my ears feel like there is water in them. almost like an ear infection, but i have had more ear infections than 90% of kids (my ears are fucked) and this is about 100x worse. jesus christ. right now i'm spitting in a bottle.
Jul 26 2009 12:09AM
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45.
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since the salt didnt work... eat jello.... lots and lots of jello, that always soothes your throat, its temporary but it'll make you feel good
Jul 26 2009 12:10AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
see though i also usually get strep about twice a year, and this just feels different and wayyyyyy worse. i don't even think strep is that bad pain wise, this is just ridiculous. i am basically hoping it is strep throat cause i'll kick it's ass in like a week.
Jul 26 2009 12:11AM
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Mr_Orange
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happens to my girlfriend all the time when she goes a little overboard

dude just take a break from sucking dick for aweil... although... then you won't be able to feed your crack habbit.. maybe just dont deepthroat so excessively?

but in all siriousness it's probly just a summer cold, summer colds are always the worst and can be such a bitch I had a mad soar throat for like a week in the summer a few years ago... but ye it will hopefully just go away, but if not a geusse you could get a doctors apointment if it's really as bad as you say

Jul 26 2009 12:11AM
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linesteeze
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when i had that happen the doctors tested me for strep/ mono.
Jul 26 2009 12:22AM
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freshlyDIPPED
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+karma
Jul 26 2009 12:28AM
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EvanMeyer
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blow some coke
Jul 26 2009 1:21AM
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EvanMeyer
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you would be loosing money......
Jul 26 2009 1:24AM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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stop sucking so much dick?
Jul 26 2009 1:25AM
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mackcamp
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Dog seaman will help.
Jul 26 2009 1:26AM
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Dr.Dickless
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its fucking swine flu! holy shit! we're all gonna fucking die!!!

you just have strep, sleep...alot

Jul 26 2009 1:35AM
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Cudder.
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well number one todays saturday pal and youve probably been suckin to much dick
Jul 26 2009 1:37AM
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popNfresh44
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does nobody actually feel bad for the guy? sure his friend can give him a boner, but when you are really sick, its not the time to be ripped on.

try gargling a cup of water with some ground cayenne pepper mixed in. gooogle it for the exact proportions, it worked wonders when i had a bad throat
Jul 26 2009 2:27AM
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kepler.
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Jul 26 2009 2:44AM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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glass of 1/2 bleach, 1/2 windex. works wonders on sore throats and also gets rid of hives(other thread)
Jul 26 2009 3:00AM
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bobo25
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it might be that your tonsils are infected. ( if you havent had them already removed) check and see if your through is all swollen just below the jaw, if it is, then thats probably it.
Jul 26 2009 3:05AM
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Tinga
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im guessing you just have some soft of infection obviously.  if you feel right behind your jaw bone and down a little bit and you feel big bumps inside don't freak out that's just your lymph nodes swelling because theyre doing work. I'm guessing that's why your ears hurt so much.
Jul 26 2009 4:36AM
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8ONE657
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i had this my summer going into 7th grade combined with mono..put me out for awhile. not sure if this is exactly how you feel but the sharp pain you described sounds just like mine...

http://www.diagnose-me.com/cond/C134128.html
Jul 26 2009 6:49AM
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HamFaceGirl
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im guessing Dr. NS does not have the solution now. You should probably go to a real doctor
Jul 26 2009 7:23AM
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mike91129
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You've got group A streptococcus
Jul 26 2009 12:55PM
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yourthemannowdog
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sounds a lot like strep A. I had it in 7th grade and was out of school for 6 weeks
Jul 26 2009 1:01PM
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ryan.s
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have u made out with some1 lately?.... mono is the worst pain of my life , same symptoms
Jul 29 2009 7:08PM
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TZA.
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winnner
Jul 29 2009 7:14PM
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-Mugatu
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hahaha. boner. that was a fucking funny thread.
Jul 29 2009 7:18PM
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FrenchToastMafia
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i got sore throats for years, i got my tonsils out and i never get them anymore, id recommend it
Jul 29 2009 7:30PM
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Slinger1x1
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tonsillitis

Jul 29 2009 7:35PM
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jason...
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Too much deep-throating.
Jul 29 2009 8:44PM
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p-fo
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hey man, thats what happens when you stick large things in your mouth. but seriously you should see a doc
Jul 29 2009 9:19PM
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connoroh
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not strep, you don't cough with strep. Sounds like tonsilitis.
I got that shit out last year, worst 2 weeks of my life.
Jul 29 2009 9:47PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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try letting your friends jack you off, that might help
Jul 29 2009 10:03PM
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twin-tip-hero
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i feel your pain man, i ahd that shit all through winter. fuckin sucked the big one.  and i had a snapple jar next to me, and i would always spit in that instead of swalloing.  ++++vibesman
Jul 29 2009 10:10PM
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*joe*joe*
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dude get this stuff called slippery elm bark, cook some up and it lines your throat with a kind of mucus type thing. its kinda nasty but it helps so much with sore throats
Jul 29 2009 10:31PM
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