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So i just got back from a rub and tug...

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Pow.yuHdig*
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it was pretty awkward ut sweet at the same time i had some ectra cash flow and me and my frineds recently learned ou city has like 10 of them so we went to one i got a decen blonde chick she got some oil and beat me like a jackhammer i have no regrets but i am never going back on the fact that once is a jokes experiment any other time is just deperatley horny i refuse to drp to that level

that is all, good night
Jul 25 2009 3:17AM
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Bloom.
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haha thats pretty funny although your weiner is probably gonna sizzle off after all those stds penetrate your scrot. thats pretty gross aahaha
Jul 25 2009 3:30AM
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jakepwilliams
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WWWWOOOOOOORRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD
Jul 25 2009 3:31AM
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Squishmitten
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haha... thats goofy
Jul 25 2009 3:42AM
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Silence
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Once is desparately horny - sorry bro.
Jul 25 2009 3:45AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54

this.

Anytime you're willing to pay for sexual favors, you've already crossed that line man.

Jul 25 2009 3:48AM
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Static
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haha sweet, how much was it?
Jul 25 2009 4:08AM
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japanada
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Hopefully not more than $10, I cant believe you paid for a HJ. Couldnt satisfy yourself with your own hand?
Jul 25 2009 4:33AM
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m@tty
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In Montreal you can find a rub and tug almost anywhere ... Just go to have the $ ...
Jul 25 2009 5:01AM
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BC.
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dirty
Jul 25 2009 5:49AM
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RudyGarmisch
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When it comes to the y-junction of good life versus bad, where do you think you traveled?
Jul 25 2009 7:28AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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no way im never goin back a few of my frineds ha goen before and they were like its jokes man and it was me and my friend were laugng the whole time i got pretty drunk last night just a few guys playing sme beer pong then my buddy was like yo lets go ill pay for the cab there and we walk back and ever since i had first heard my town had rub and tugs a few years ago ive really wanted to see what they were like

but for the record they are soooo much better at it then we are hahaha they use warm very slippry oil

i stand by going once as not that abd
Jul 25 2009 10:16AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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and you get a 10 minute massage before they turn you over!
Jul 25 2009 10:17AM
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infedel_one
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i might think about it IF and only IF u got to pick wich girl u wanted...cause u could end up wit some manly bitch if u dont watch out hahaha
Jul 25 2009 10:19AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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lol you do picked the big tittied blonde boss shes been jerkin dicks for 2 and a half years and it shows
Jul 25 2009 10:24AM
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R@ggaMuffin
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Was she asian?
Jul 25 2009 1:12PM
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wellpreparedrare
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wordup +k to u my friend economic stimulus never felt so nice
Jul 25 2009 1:17PM
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wellpreparedrare
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i do love asians, but i suspect the natural blondes are what hurrison is talkin bout
Jul 25 2009 1:18PM
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wellpreparedrare
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a good time's a good time, ya got the dough then throw it
Jul 25 2009 1:19PM
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Alex_G
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not if you make it rain
Jul 25 2009 1:22PM
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InkShrink
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There are some rub n tugs in my city, but the women there are fucking ugly, all cracked out and tripping. A few years back there was a raid on it and the bitches shanked a few people.
Jul 25 2009 3:59PM
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wellpreparedrare
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don't listen to the arab, he's actually gay, i was makin fun of him for it, like i was makin fun of u for bein from sanfran then turned that to u bein gay cuz of sf, arabian actually puts things into his ass
Jul 25 2009 4:06PM
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Bassage.
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that kid ^^^ replies to like every single post in like every thread, find something to do, cause im sure u visit rub and tugs annually
Jul 25 2009 4:37PM
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skibikeclambake
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you really need to fuck off. youre getting close to violating that guys civil rights via sexual harassment. people like you are the kind who take this shit to far and kill or beat someone because they are gay
Jul 25 2009 4:41PM
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wellpreparedrare
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i wouldn't hurt a thing stead for self-defense. it is u type o ppl that make parties suck, so fuckoff, shotgun a beer, rip a blunt, do a line, pop a zerospin in the halfpipe no-look-status and think bout how gay u r then come back to me
Jul 25 2009 4:46PM
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wellpreparedrare
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rub and tug my cock if u kno me so well

im on fam vaca, wtf u expect me to do

Jul 25 2009 4:48PM
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pmw
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i think you could be one of the most arrogant fucks on this site. you say gay guys make parties suck, i saw you make everyone think that americans suck. you obviously were raised by a tramp who coudlnt teach you manners, or even respect, so id say you have your own problems to attend to. fuck off.
Jul 25 2009 4:53PM
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wellpreparedrare
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intense
Jul 25 2009 4:58PM
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doublexl
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im not saying i agree with wellprepared, but you sound kinda lame.
Jul 25 2009 6:04PM
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R@ggaMuffin
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intense flame war going on... who will win?
Jul 25 2009 6:05PM
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OhMyBosh
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I dont see whats wrong with it. I think its just pretty fucking funny. Id do it if i could find one.
Jul 25 2009 6:29PM
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twin-tip-hero
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hahah my class last year went to Germany for a school trip.  we had 2 hours to walk around Berlin to go do whatever.  so my buddies and i decided to go to an underground stripclub!  haha it was so fucking amaing to get those german girls grindin up on us.  and when we got back to the group, ewveryone was like oh yeah we had so much fun shopping ewverywhere.  and my friends and i just turn and we go " ya thats right were fuckin amazing.
Jul 25 2009 7:32PM
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Crack.
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for some reason I see wellpreparedrare getting banned soon.
Jul 25 2009 7:37PM
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Moostafa
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as do i
Jul 25 2009 8:01PM
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graciousstallion
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The lack of punctuation and grammar in this thread is killing me.
Jul 25 2009 8:07PM
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iridefattwins
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" hey guys lets go get hand-jobs from strangers. man that's the best idea you have ever had!"  when did it become cool to get hand fucked while lying beside your friends?

hey my friends tried to give me boner! ......anyone?
Jul 25 2009 8:46PM
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Spacekroft
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this thread makes me happy lol.
Jul 25 2009 8:56PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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more like 600 posts ago. the little fuck made like 10 threads his first day on the site or some shit, and they all said one sentence with horrible grammar and no point to them.
Jul 25 2009 8:58PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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ok, not the first day on the site. just a little while ago when he only had a few posts. hard to imagine this kid being over 12 and joining in 2006...
Jul 25 2009 9:00PM
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prontocuts.com
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I need more info, haha. Ive always heard that they are really dirty and sketch, one got busted by my house a few months ago cause a guy complained that she was touching his dick....
Jul 25 2009 11:00PM
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yeyeesteeze121
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damn

Jul 25 2009 11:18PM
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jakepwilliams
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just by reading these posts you can tell who gets pussy in real life and who doesnt.
Jul 25 2009 11:36PM
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skibikeclambake
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and why is that?

Jul 25 2009 11:52PM
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prontocuts.com
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I'm still trying to think if the first time counts as desperately horny, I'm leaning towards a yes, but could see how it could be a joke.
Jul 26 2009 12:12AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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u het your own room... are you a faggot or somthing a girl will get naked and jack you off with warm lube im not sayin go every week but if you go once its no big deal its a jokes thing to do
Jul 26 2009 2:01AM
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mackcamp
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What if it was a guy on the other side??
Jul 26 2009 2:02AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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i just banged a girl! haha
Jul 26 2009 2:03AM
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mackcamp
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haha no you didnt
Jul 26 2009 2:04AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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what does that even mean
Jul 26 2009 2:04AM
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mackcamp
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How do you know a man didn't just wank you off?
Jul 26 2009 2:06AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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cuz tha ho got naked
Jul 26 2009 2:07AM
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