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Amus-The-Amish-Midget
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Tell me if this isn't sweet ok here goes i go off my roof onto my trampoline and across a strait rail that goes up this hill then i go down the hill back toward the trampolina off a ramp and hten the tramp is like a c-rail and i finish in a garden sweet huh?
Feb 11 2004 3:20PM
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Amus-The-Amish-Midget
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it is so much fun accpet for the falling... damn falling
Feb 11 2004 3:22PM
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jex
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pictures!!!

a conversation between two skiers:

skier 1 ' have you seen those new skis with the tips in the front and back yet'
skier 2 'no but I heard about those things'
Skier 1 ' yeah I don't see why they would want tips in the back...maybe they are try'n to copy those stupid snowboarders or something like that'
skier 2 'Yeah seems like kind of a stupid idea.'



ski-unit
Feb 11 2004 3:22PM
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Amus-The-Amish-Midget
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if i can figure my damn camera out...damn camera
Feb 11 2004 3:24PM
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Amus-The-Amish-Midget
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crap i just realized it is like 50 degress outside nooooooooooo it's melting
Feb 11 2004 3:28PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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i think your lieing
Feb 11 2004 3:31PM
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Amus-The-Amish-Midget
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thats ok im not forcing anyone to believe me
Feb 11 2004 3:32PM
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west
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Lame.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Feb 11 2004 3:33PM
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Amus-The-Amish-Midget
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SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH
Feb 11 2004 3:34PM
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Amus-The-Amish-Midget
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sorry for that i have turets
Feb 11 2004 3:41PM
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Amus-The-Amish-Midget
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why does no one reply?
Feb 11 2004 4:05PM
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cj
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because nobody cares.

****

--DEFY SKEEZ-- im huked up

I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.
Feb 11 2004 4:06PM
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Switchin_Dirty
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sounds cool man

kind of like a tony hawk video game combo or something!

get pictures....

Why I'm I here? To go bowling?
Feb 11 2004 4:07PM
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Amus-The-Amish-Midget
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yea i guess it is thanks
Feb 11 2004 4:08PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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i dont like you
Feb 11 2004 4:14PM
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Switchin_Dirty
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 107
^nobody likes you, or your stinky vagina

Why I'm I here? To go bowling?
Feb 11 2004 4:21PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i know we dont like each other..... i like you.
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Feb 11 2004 4:49PM
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ECfreeski3
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aaah great movie i love it
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the skis look like joints cuz they smoke the competition -crystalneedsapark

east coast
Feb 11 2004 4:50PM
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BigDNast-EE
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bust out pics to bust down the wall called 'fake'...
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Telestar6:
Hey whatever. If it's on the east coast it sucks balls. Come out west. You'll shit you pants just looking at some of our terrain. Goddamn I hate all the fuckers like you on this site. Fuck off you cunt.
Feb 11 2004 5:08PM
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destroy
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sounds sweet. pictures! pictures!

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'It's Totally Doable!'-Shane McConkey
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
Feb 11 2004 5:42PM
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CalgaryJibber
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bool shite

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Feb 11 2004 5:44PM
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rossignol_rider
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pictures bitch
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Feb 11 2004 6:57PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yeah hes lying


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 11 2004 7:44PM
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Skierguy48
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people would reply if you had pics

Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
Feb 11 2004 7:54PM
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ECBC
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sounds good to me, upload some pics.

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Feb 11 2004 7:56PM
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jibtastic
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I came in hopes of pictures, and leave in tears of sadness.
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Broken collarbones are so awesome.

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'Skier Tested, Mother Approved'

Its simply what we eat.
Feb 11 2004 8:21PM
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1080SwitchRider
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dude, you should try grinding your clothes line, i do it all the time. its sick. only pansies and russians can't grind the c-line. (thats what the O.G's call it)
'i got a squad of killer bitches that ALL carry uzi's' - Jeru the Damaja
Feb 11 2004 9:20PM
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~Pete~
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CANDY BARS
Feb 12 2004 12:20AM
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SiverCartel
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'cant figure out my camera' 'its melting' lmao, any 3rd grader can figure out a digicam these days


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Ignore the posers. Respect the beginners as much as you do the pros. Ride hard for yourself. Everyday.
Feb 12 2004 12:24AM
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Trash
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explain how the tramp is like a c-rail

please pass the salt
Feb 12 2004 12:26AM
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skierdudeguy
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yes really


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
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Feb 12 2004 1:10AM
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J.D.
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^If its a round trampoline, and he used the outside, it'd be like a C rail if you didnt know how you're supposed to hit a C rail. Maybe he's an idiot. It's entirely possible, he can't operate a camera.


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Feb 12 2004 1:14AM
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604gromculture
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ya dude back yard is sick, i made a huge 20 foot drop in off my rodd then i jump and nose presse the top of my basket ball hoop to switch..then get thism i land on my car which takes me down the driveway where i jump off to get enuf speed to grind my 60 foot ten foot high fence
i like ski tricks
Feb 12 2004 1:28AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
Boys, boys, boys... I think we are taking this a little too seriously now, arent we? I think our freind here is tellin us the truth. And why provoke him by asking for pictures, it will only discourage him from coming back... On second thought that sounds like a good idea.


Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

Feb 12 2004 1:36AM
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fredsters_s
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i have a house and if you do a backflip of it with about 2 cms of snow it is just sooooo ghetto cliff jumping... FAG



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think what you will, but english skiers will takeover one day...

m1 garand is a FUCKING FAG an should stick to playing CS Online
Feb 12 2004 4:59PM
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Caveman.
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pictures
Feb 12 2004 11:05PM
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Amus-The-Amish-Midget
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Does everyone need to call me bad names geez and my camera is a video camero with a digi camera combo thing and the pics arent the right format.
Feb 17 2004 7:07PM
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Amus-The-Amish-Midget
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Does everyone need to call me bad names geez and my camera is a video camero with a digi camera combo thing and the pics arent the right format.
Feb 17 2004 7:08PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
so you go off your house and land on a trampoline and like bounce or what?

Coming Soon...
Feb 17 2004 7:13PM
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Amus-The-Amish-Midget
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there is like a landing ramp on it so i just like glide onto it not bounce
Feb 17 2004 7:17PM
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blacksmith
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HARVEY PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD ITS SOO GAY!!!!!!!



when the dark is near the blacksmith is feared
Feb 17 2004 7:19PM
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joeengel
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you should bounce



$$ ICED OUT RACING $$

toss your salad outta here
Feb 17 2004 7:20PM
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Amus-The-Amish-Midget
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lol ok il try it witout landing ramp
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does a hippy tree-hugger still bitch and moan?
Feb 17 2004 7:21PM
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skiMT
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dude thats sick, in my yard i go down 4 stairs and hit a rail then i have a 4ft tall wall stall

Feb 17 2004 7:31PM
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linemaverick540
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im confused on 2 things... how can your tramp be set up to land on and to grind? wouldnt the middle thing have to be taken out? and how do you end up coming back towards where you started? quarter pipe?


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Feb 17 2004 8:55PM
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Deann
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i have a question...How can some one be so gay?
Haggard Skis
Feb 17 2004 9:02PM
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