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So, i got to know the dumbest bitch on earth....

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70794Willow
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so... i was an exchange student this year in the U.S. and of course i was writing emails with my friends every once in a while and they told me that there is this new girl in our class back home and she's dumb as fuck. they told me a bunch of good stories but i just wanna share 2 with you guys cuz they're extremely funny even if u dont know the chick!

one day in geography, she busted out one extremely wise comment: "well, it's warm in italy, so it has to be on the southern hemisphere."
^of course everybody just cracked up on that (including teacher) and was giving her a bunch of shit about it, and she felt totally misunderstood and told everybody that her dad is italian so she knows better than everyone and then she was telling how it was much warmer down there than here in germany so it really has to be and blablabla... i mean, your dad is fucking italian and you go there every summer, you better should know that u don't travel every year 6 hours BY CAR into another hemisphere... jesus christ!

then, as i came back 2 weeks ago and i first went to school (yeah, we're still in school and it sucks), my german teacher said we could spend the first half hour talking about my experience and he gave time to my classmates to ask me questions and so on.
and, she obviously used her massive amount of logical thinking and asked me this:
"did u pick up on the Obama Election a little bit?"
^ i mean, are u retarded or do u suffer from a mental illness or sth? How could i have not picked up on it. even if i had wanted to not know about the election, i couldn't have escaped it. it was in the news all over the world (since the US is, i would say, always the biggest player in any global events). How the fuck would i not notice??


anyway...sry for the long post but right now i'm skipping school and am kinda bored so i thought maybe NS would get a good laugh out of it.
Jul 14 2009 8:02AM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
so, girl in gr 10 like 4? years ago.

We realized that she was unbelievably dumb, and started to toy with her stupidity.

We asked the old "what weighs more, a tonne of Feathers? or a Tonne of lead?"

She didn't get it. And after 10 minutes of explaining, and drawing a diagram, it just couldn't sink into her skull. Dumb fuck.


Also, i'll take the blame for this one like 3 years ago.


"Man, they should open a store like blockbuster, but for books"

Jul 14 2009 7:41PM
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wellpreparedrare
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my bro's IQ is that of a serious student, seein that he exchanged himself to do so
Jul 14 2009 7:42PM
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wellpreparedrare
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get the fuck outa the us if u already havent 707
Jul 14 2009 7:43PM
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gorillasteeze720
Posts: 190 - Karma: 9
" I wouldnt be who i am today if i didnt exist"


and FTW...

"if china is nine hours ahead of us, why didnt they warn us about 9/11?"
Jul 14 2009 7:59PM
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jayo.
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"what day is the fourth of july pancake breakfast on."
Jul 14 2009 8:07PM
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jasontheredhead
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this one girl posted a buliten on myspace, asking if anyone heard that michael jackson died

and this was on last sunday....

Jul 14 2009 8:10PM
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wellpreparedrare
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hrm i dunno wut to think of this one, witty or smart
Jul 14 2009 8:36PM
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70794Willow
Posts: 334 - Karma: 38
who the fuck are u?
just for no reason giving me shit in like 6 posts... what's ur deal? if u don't like this thread, why do u keep posting retarded bullcrap like that or saying "seth and i are fags"... if  u read my thread, u would have seen that i was an exchange student and smart people would think that seth and i are friends and after i return to my host country we stay in touch and talk on the phone.
also, why would u ask if i'm a girl or a guy if u can just go to my profile and take a look u idiot?

but hey, thanks for posting so now NS knows that retarded people (like the ones we were talking about)  are also here on this site among us.

GTFO, u post whore!
Jul 15 2009 9:17AM
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killabees
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theres a ginger in my school... im pretty sure shes atleast 3/4 retarded. and has said very stupid things; for example "are whales extinct?
Jul 15 2009 10:25AM
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soulskier
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at first i thought that was funny, but the more i think about it the more sad/scary i find it
Jul 15 2009 11:16AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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There were 2 french ppl that came a visited out school and brought their dog, Well the dog was running around and stuff so the owners called it in french to get it to come back. This dumb ass girl in my class couldn't understand why it didn't understand english cuz she kept telling it to come here....
Jul 15 2009 12:06PM
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I_Am_Mod
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my two cent:

A friend of mine was actually convinced that a girl could get pregnant when she had a small wound in her mouth and then performed oral sex....


Jul 15 2009 12:33PM
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70794Willow
Posts: 334 - Karma: 38
win
Jul 15 2009 2:32PM
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SEABURN
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You need to be added to this thread.

"This one kid on NS still thinks snowboarding is inferior to skiing and that it's just a fad."

Based on your last few threads you clearly don't think before you speak, and also don't understand the concept of a searchbar/google. You're a nuisance to this online community, GTFO.
Jul 15 2009 3:01PM
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70794Willow
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thank you sir! +k

that kid's been going me on my nerves so bad for talking shit all the time!
Jul 15 2009 3:18PM
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Dinosaur
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hahaha +K for making me laugh
Jul 15 2009 3:18PM
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buchanan.
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i fully convinced my cousins that islands were just floating land....

and one time, i was singing "M-E-T-H-O-D...maaann" and my sister was sitting beside me trying to figure out what i was saying. i couldnt believe it, she was like "mmm...met....met-hod man?"

I've said some reeeaaaaally retarted things too tho.
Jul 15 2009 3:45PM
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iRide1080s
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WELLPREPARED.....YOU'VE POSTED AROUND 15 TIMES SAYING STUPID STUFF LIKE "YOU'RE GAY," "FTW!!" "I'M 8 YEARS OLD." JUST STOP YOU'RE ANNOYING MAKE A DECENT POST.

WHY AM I YELLING!!1!??? TANNER HALL?!!

Jul 15 2009 4:49PM
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jakepwilliams
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the dumb girls do the most in bed
Jul 15 2009 4:52PM
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BrynnC
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One day in my history class we were talking about the RCMP. Our teacher told us what area of Canada they work in, etc. A girl in my class the proceeds to say, " wait, I don't understand, so, like, do the mounties work all over the world? Or like, just on Mountains ?" Our teacher then spend another 20 minutes trying to explain it to her while everyone just stared at her with blank expressions on their faces.
Jul 15 2009 5:03PM
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Wilsooon
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theres a chick in at my school that asked if Halloween ever falls on Friday the 13th.
during class one day we were talkin about liver disease and the chick said, "couldnt u just use ur other liver." (she was thinking of kidneys)
Jul 15 2009 5:15PM
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BrewskiJr
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Yes. I have plenty.

In latin, were talking about a civil war going on in Africa back in ancient history, and this girl said "Wait! There is more than one civil war?"
Face Palm

Talking about the hot weather we would experinne on our trip \ to Italy with our latin class and the same girl said "Wait! Is the sun in the Mediterranean the same sun here?!"
Face Palm

" Hawaii is in the Carribean...right? over by texas?"
Face Palm
Jul 15 2009 5:16PM
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SHampson
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Ha you think she's dumb even after being in America for a year.  That's when you know it's bad. 
Jul 15 2009 5:18PM
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Mr.Plank
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Manswers last night taught me they teach seals in the army to seek out bombs and terrorists underwater!!
Jul 15 2009 6:40PM
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polso
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dont hate, im just making observations. heres why i dont believe this... you dont boil the water then put the eggs in because the rapid change in temp will crack the egg and by de-shelling i assume you mean cracking so i dont believe its possible to do it to 4 eggs without realising, and if it was true i believe you would have been laughing so hard that she might have noticed!

Jul 15 2009 9:01PM
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beezey
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My good friend shes christian but has been with more guys then me, kissing, handjobs, no oral, no sex. anywho, she asked me what a blow job was...i just looked at her like.. are you serious?
Jul 15 2009 9:09PM
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marley..
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no worries, let me just clear this up a bit. you can actually have the water boiling and then put the egg in. sometimes it does crack the shell because of the rapid change in temperature, however if the water is not at a rolling boil, just small bubbles floating to the top it won't crack the egg. thats what the water was like so it didn't crack the shell. anddd...by "de-shelling" i do mean crack the egg. so she was cracking the egg and the egg gew was getting all over her hands. and i was laughing pretty hard! she got embarrassed and was freaking out cuz she has eggs all over her hands and it was so gross to her. but i kid you not she actually kept trying it! hope that makes sense?
Jul 16 2009 2:20AM
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tedmgee
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cool story hansel
Jul 16 2009 2:30AM
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*LiNeLover*
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i cant even explain how DUMB the girls were in cabo san lucas, mexico, i dont think i have ever in my life met so many bimbos. at first it was hilarious but after a few days it was obnoxious...
Jul 16 2009 2:32AM
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denali.*
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I'm not saying all girls are stupid...because we're not! but I asked this girl what time it was and she said 2:30 plus an hour.  I asked why she didn't say 3:30 and she said
 "well sometimes you add an hour and sometimes you don't."
I asked if she meant when you go from 12:00 to 1:00 and she said
"yeah, there's no 13:00... it's so confusing."
Jul 16 2009 11:44AM
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spliff.Life
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shes probably american related somehow....
Jul 16 2009 11:52AM
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Swaggermager
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AND HE KEEPS POSTING AT ;EAST 2 THINGS IN A ROW.... tHE MOST I COUNTED IN A ROW FROM HIM WAS SIX.. THAT IS WAY FARTHER THAN A DOUBLE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 16 2009 12:14PM
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Big_Spence
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Nice icon Denali.
Hands down best picture I've ever taken.
Jul 16 2009 2:22PM
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SEABURN
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is this all the same chick?
Jul 16 2009 6:17PM
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CypressGrove
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haha i love that song. i played it in the shop and one of the saleguys asked me what they were spelling
Jul 16 2009 8:55PM
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deleted5
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we were playing kings and never have I ever was picked.
me:never have I ever been anywhere south of America
db: wait is Mexico below California
Jul 17 2009 3:57PM
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S.Anderson
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this thread is a good laugh man

a girl i know asked me if dinosaurs actually existed

Jul 17 2009 7:38PM
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Mac.
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I had a dumb ass chick state that global warming was caused by the friction between the wheels of vehicles and the road.
Jul 17 2009 7:47PM
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70794Willow
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thanks :)

Jul 19 2009 9:31AM
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