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I ate a 4 pound burger

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zagfan5
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Jul 13 2009 1:50AM
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Shredneck
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no fries?
Jul 13 2009 1:52AM
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FoxtrotSport
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pix4proof

as in of you eating it, and following hours of pain
Jul 13 2009 1:52AM
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cashdebt
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well done and enjoy the inevitable crap that will clog your toilet
Jul 13 2009 1:53AM
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zagfan5
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didnt come with it
Jul 13 2009 1:53AM
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cashdebt
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wow we posted at the exact same time
Jul 13 2009 1:53AM
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Get.Kronk
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What the hell kind of burger has no fries?
Jul 13 2009 1:53AM
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CypressGrove
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lettuce? thats disgusting.

Jul 13 2009 1:54AM
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Big_Spence
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Why did you cut it in half? Are you scurred of the whole thing?
Jul 13 2009 1:54AM
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Shredneck
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bastards!

so how much was this monster anyway?
Jul 13 2009 1:57AM
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zagfan5
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eating it was followed by 2 massive shits. and i puked up about a quarter of it after being in agony for about 2 hours after finishing it.

 and it was precut into quarters. not my choice
Jul 13 2009 1:59AM
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zagfan5
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retail 25.

if you ate the whole thing in under an hour, it was free. and i did
Jul 13 2009 2:00AM
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cashdebt
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did u at least get a t shirt in addition to the massive props
Jul 13 2009 2:01AM
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Big_Spence
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Whatever, you little bitch. Just kidding.
I will give anyone props for eating 4 pounds of anything.

I will give 10/10 karma for the first person to prove to me they can eat 4 lbs. of cotton candy in under an hour.
Jul 13 2009 2:01AM
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zagfan5
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no they didnt give me anything. i'll see if i can find the receipt, that is comped and the waitress wrote on it, but i didnt get to sign a wall or a shirt.

only 6 people have ever done it there. lots have come close, but not many make it past the last quarter
Jul 13 2009 2:03AM
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backwardsrider
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thaat would be terrible
Jul 13 2009 2:13AM
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linesteeze
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that looks absolutely amazing
Jul 13 2009 2:17AM
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Shredneck
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I hear diabetic comas are better than acid
Jul 13 2009 2:35AM
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Z_rob
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the real question is where did you get a burger like that?
Jul 13 2009 3:02AM
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hartig
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i dont know if 4 pounds of cotton candy is possible to have in one room. shit weighs nothing
Jul 13 2009 3:02AM
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chames
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one time i ate 4 pounds of pussy....props?
Jul 13 2009 4:48AM
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zagfan5
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wildcard sports bar in east wenatchee washington.
Jul 13 2009 9:32AM
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Static
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I hope you got it for free, the most I ever did was 3 1 pounders. It was hell, but there was no way I was gona spend $45. I couldn't imagine eating another one, props.
Jul 13 2009 9:35AM
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inactive
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should not count if you puke
Jul 13 2009 9:46AM
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nick_GAPER
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damn fatty
Jul 13 2009 9:47AM
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mike91129
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I would be curious to find out the volume of 4 pounds of cotton candy, that would be intimidating.
Jul 13 2009 10:08AM
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Chris.S
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there's no way a regular person could eat a four pound burger AND fries.
Jul 13 2009 10:47AM
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Alkyy
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did e heath order two?

Jul 13 2009 10:56AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Its called the eheath, made from the scraps he decided not to eat.
Jul 13 2009 11:04AM
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fragglemuffin
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dear god that is
Jul 13 2009 11:13AM
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fragglemuffin
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big.
Jul 13 2009 11:14AM
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