gayper - ¨hey lol why are you wearing baggy clothes? ur not black! o and snowboarding is wayyyyy more hardcorrreeeee¨
you - ¨i peed on your mom´s forehead and one day i´m going to eat your offspring¨
This isn't a comeback but just some little thing that happened with a gaper.
-Gaper: Can you backflip?
My Friend: No.
-Gaper: Oh, so why do you have backflip skis?
We just left.
I laughed so fucking hard when I read this! Holy shit thats funny