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Viking ninja or pirate

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joshua
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who would be a better skier, i think the viking would be the best big mountain charger cuz their big and tough and all, in the park i think it would be a close call between pirates and ninjas cuz ninjas are real aerobatic and stuff but pirates are all round crazy, but i think ninjas would be the best
Jul 7 2009 1:22PM
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Malcolm
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youre absolutely right about vikings. i think the ninjas would take it over the pirates though.
Jul 7 2009 1:25PM
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joshua
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ya but pirates are so much cooler than ninjas
Jul 7 2009 1:26PM
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Malcolm
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word. they might have more steeze though. ninjas clothes are too tight
Jul 7 2009 1:28PM
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joshua
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pirates would have better afterbang
Jul 7 2009 1:28PM
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blackoutbill
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Cedric is a pirate. Enough said
Jul 7 2009 1:30PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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the ninjas would be the tech jib kids and the pirates would be the balls-to-the-walls hesher huckers.

vikings would still kill all though.
Jul 7 2009 2:09PM
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DSven
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ninjas FTW... they're just crazy mofos
Jul 7 2009 2:59PM
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fsscott
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chuck norris

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Jul 7 2009 3:41PM
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Davy.Crockett
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yep
Jul 7 2009 3:46PM
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JCsteezy
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Jul 7 2009 4:26PM
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3mania
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Vikings obviously, norway, snow, raping , pillaging
Jul 7 2009 4:28PM
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TheUngroomed
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if ninjas tried to afterbang, they'd look like a boner!!!
Jul 7 2009 4:39PM
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ski_DC
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andreas hatveit is clearly a viking, and he clearly slays just about anything. Eric Hjorleifson has the most viking name this side of Leif Erikson, and he slays too.
Jul 7 2009 4:40PM
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Totes_Magotes
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Vikings = big mountain .. just cause

Pirates = park, they got the steezy clothes going and are often caught flipping from one thing to another.. and bangin 24/7

Ninjas = Moguls, light, barely touch the ground, and are fuckin crazy off those twister double flip jumps

Jul 7 2009 4:43PM
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Spacekroft
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Jul 7 2009 4:48PM
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polka.yardSAIL
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assassins would own everything. altair? come on, no one beats him in anything. he hucks fronts off of like 250 foot buildings into haystacks.
Jul 7 2009 4:57PM
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.peter
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Pirates would be sick
but I think the Vikings would be the best just look at their descendants...
PK anyone?
Jul 7 2009 5:48PM
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TheUngroomed
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score!!!
Jul 7 2009 6:13PM
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TotallyTrevor
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on another note...PK and Andreas are both vikings

Cedric is a pirate

what ninja skiers are there right now? LJ maybe?
Jul 7 2009 6:32PM
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[Rush_Dangers]
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uhh,..... ninjas
Jul 7 2009 7:59PM
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matt.rad
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ninjas would take over
Jul 7 2009 8:00PM
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Crack.
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vikings would rule the park
Jul 7 2009 8:03PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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....ninjas.



that's obvious.
Jul 7 2009 8:07PM
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joshua
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theirs no ninjas because pirates come from norway, people like cedric are pirates cuz they look like pirates, but u cant really look like a ninja, unless u dress like one.
Jul 7 2009 8:22PM
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A.P.
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butt pirates???
Jul 7 2009 8:52PM
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quebecfreestyler
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Lets face the facts...

viking= Hatveit
ninja= LJ and Will Wesson
pirate= myself and thsoe weird kids doing weird stuff with weird clothes

Skiing wise,  pirates dont stand a chance.


Combat wise, viking would die first since he would  atack gun armed pirate with a sword and get shot in the face with no cahnce to beg for mercy and pirates would try to sneak bhind the prate only to find an hidden zombie monkey to  cut his troat open with a rusty knife.

Jul 7 2009 9:34PM
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OhMyBosh
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wat
Jul 7 2009 9:36PM
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Josh_B
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Vikings all they way
Jul 7 2009 9:38PM
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dave44
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Ninja. But so far pirates have dominated skiing
Jul 7 2009 9:39PM
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daringharry
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Nah, ninjas would ski the gnar pow.
Jul 7 2009 9:40PM
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SickStickz
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pirates would take the rails, ninjas would take the air.
Jul 7 2009 9:44PM
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joshua
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another to add to the list-JEDI
Jul 7 2009 10:18PM
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Hooper
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LJ-edi?
Jul 7 2009 10:23PM
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joshua
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nice answer
Jul 7 2009 10:25PM
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joshua
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hmmm tough decision, is LJ more jedi or ninja?
Jul 7 2009 10:26PM
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quebecfreestyler
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 sorry got stuck at the 19th hole before writting that down.



 viking would get killed by an headshot for the pirae and the ninja would try sneaking behind the pirate only to get stabbed by a little monkey when he would think everything is under control.

Hooray forlittle monkeys...
Jul 8 2009 2:09AM
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cfox
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stomped.
Jul 8 2009 2:11AM
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TheUngroomed
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hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  thats funny
Jul 8 2009 11:24AM
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.jesus.
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jea jea jea i like this
Jul 8 2009 12:02PM
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Mahre
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Duff Pirates would dominate. Game over.
Jul 8 2009 12:09PM
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PulpFunkshun
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without a doubt ninjas would be the best skiers whether they're the coolest or not, pirates are too drunk to coordinate themselves in the park or big mountain
Jul 8 2009 12:30PM
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ruxar
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vikings would just rape the parks.
Jul 9 2009 6:26AM
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HamFaceGirl
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ninjas would definitely be the best. /thread
Jul 9 2009 8:10AM
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skiercam
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ninjas would def be the best
Jul 9 2009 8:48AM
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nick_GAPER
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ninjas /thread
Jul 9 2009 10:41AM
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.Asain-Skiier
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didnt viking make skiing?
Jul 9 2009 12:02PM
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8088
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deff pirates
Jul 9 2009 3:14PM
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LINJA
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is the ninja a jib ninja

that would play a large role

Jul 9 2009 3:46PM
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Hooper
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Vikings invented skiing!!

Jul 9 2009 9:36PM
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