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whats the sickest you have ever been ???

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mattster
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the sickest i have ever been was when i ate some bad eggs ......i spent the night on the kitchen floor lying in a puddle of my own puke screaming I WANNA DIE ! I WANNA DIE !
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Feb 9 2004 12:52AM
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SkiFree_MT
Posts: 395 - Karma: 9
Id have to say on vaction in the tropics, getting food poisoning, mabey not the sickest, but the most pissed about being sick


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Feb 9 2004 12:54AM
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samck89
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i took ur mom home and when she was takin off her clotes i saw how hairy her nipples were, and i was pretty sick

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Feb 9 2004 1:29AM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
when I got my appendix out. I passed out 3 times before I got to the hospital from being so dehydrated, then after the opperation I couldn't move without throwing up cause of all the morphine i was on, not fun.
Feb 9 2004 2:10AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
got the norwalk virus last year and i was up all night puking like mad, crazy aches and hardcore stomache pain. it only lasted about 24 hours but those were the worst 24 hours in my life



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Feb 9 2004 2:14AM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
um in the hospital sick?
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Feb 9 2004 8:43AM
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huckmynuts
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 10
i had to spend a week in the hospital when i was 4 but i dont know what for


The shit hasnt even begun to hit the fan
Feb 9 2004 9:41AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
one time I had something like mono and I just sat around all day trying to breathe and sleep. I didnt have mono though.

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Feb 9 2004 9:53AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i got some crazy ass virus while i was in sauveur, i was puking and shitting all the same time for 2 days, i couldnt even drink water cuz i would just puke it up right away, i was dehydrated it was terrible


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Feb 9 2004 10:08AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
^^ what are you, retarded?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 9 2004 3:07PM
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kickum
Posts: 240 - Karma: 10
pnuemonia for a week when i was 4. and i had the norwalk virus too, that son of a bitch sucks. threw up 3 times in 2 hours.
Feb 9 2004 3:31PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
from fried clams on a ski trip, i puked all over myself in bed, and then slept the rest of the night covered in it.
Feb 9 2004 5:28PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
when i was in grade 1 i had this crazzy ass virus that atacked muscel tissue. i woke up one moring, swong my legs over the side of the bed, tried to stand up and fell flat on my face. then i tried to get up again, noticeing my legs wernt moving. it was like being a parapyligic(sp?). there were 7 other kids around ottawa at the time who contracted it. anyways, long story short, i was supposed to be in a wheelchair for the rest of my life. but a week later i was walking again (the only one of the 7 who recovered) and whats even sketchier about is that if it had atacked my heart muscels i could have been dead.

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Feb 9 2004 5:41PM
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free_heel
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handfull of darviset (sp) + a twelve pack=worst day of my life
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Feb 9 2004 5:42PM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
dehydrated somehow, and was dry heaving every 10-15 minutes for around 4 hours straight, had to go to the hospital and get ivs and shit, it was horrible, dry heaving is a horrible thing, i would wish it upon nobody



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Feb 10 2004 1:30AM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
some form of flesh eating disease when i was young, no joke
Feb 10 2004 1:42AM
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Ski-hobo
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speaking of pain ive heard kidney stones and gall stones hurt really bad. hope i never get those
Feb 10 2004 1:45AM
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*ELLA*
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 11
defiantely getting my apendix out and then having to fly home on a plane 3 days later, they didnt quite anticipate the pressure of the plane, or the three hour delay on the runway
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Feb 10 2004 9:14PM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
this one time i thought i had mono but it turns out i was just really bored
(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
Feb 10 2004 11:00PM
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icecreamsandwich
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when i was like 6 months old or something i had a crazy high fever like 103 or something like that, i was in the hospital for a bit..i almost died. but i dont remember.

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Feb 11 2004 12:52PM
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Tr_Hucker_1080
Posts: 117 - Karma: 40
I would have to say when the local burger place gave me food poisoning and i was on the toilet shiting and puking all night long for 2 days. it sucked hairy monkey ass.
Feb 11 2004 1:15PM
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alpinecowboy84
Posts: 3120 - Karma: 25
oh that would be the time me and my homey went to climb mt. shuksan (here in WA). i my flu surfaced right at 1:30 am when were going to leave to summit. I spent the next 6 hours throwing up at 7500 feet in my sleeping bag. 9 hours later i had to force myself to descend the mountain in snow for 3 miles and then hike out 4 miles. definately one of the worst most painful experiences of my fuckin life. we went back a week later and summited.
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Feb 11 2004 1:41PM
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1260ProRider
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
Food poisoning in Mexico. I shat 9 times in one day, and 3 of those were two or three flush deals. not fun, especially when riding in an old bus over skinny, bumpy Mexican roads. Those bastards...
Life is simple: Eat, sleep, ski.

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Feb 11 2004 2:21PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
I puked 9 times, had to shit a lot, i lost 8 pounds that day,





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Feb 11 2004 2:32PM
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arice
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
once, i had diarrhea and it came out all watery and smelled really bad. i called it the brown drip.
Feb 11 2004 2:56PM
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wntrwill
Posts: 2609 - Karma: 11
I broke my nose and had stept throat, so i couldn't eat my pills or anything, that sucked.

I also had my wisdom teeth out and had the flu at the same time, that was also pretty kickass.
Feb 11 2004 2:58PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
never been horribly sick, but i throw up regularly, its like an after drinking past time.
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Feb 11 2004 3:07PM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
last year in utah got so sick after a few hours within landing. stayed up the whole night puking about 10 times, then started dry heaving. sucked ass. thought I was good enough to ski (first utah trip, anxious to ski) but ended up puking on the side of trails. quite nasty


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Feb 11 2004 3:44PM
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tori
Posts: 504 - Karma: 13
Along the lines of bad combinations, I broke 2 ribs on a rail and then managed to get a cold a couple of days later.
Coughing and sneezing with broken ribs is NOT FUN.




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Feb 11 2004 7:09PM
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Irotate360
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i got food poinsing over last summer and everday for like 2 weeks i had the worst dirah. like the kinds with the bad cramps and shit. i wanted to die then




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Feb 11 2004 8:26PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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I grew up getting stomache migraines almost once a month, where you have a head migraine as well.... try puking with a migraine... yeah thats good times...

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Feb 11 2004 9:19PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i had a virus for 2 weeks straight...and for that 2 weeks all i could eat were saltines and soup....i layed there...wicked bad headache...moving it half a centimeter i was scream bloody murder...it was bad
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Feb 11 2004 9:45PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
ive never been really sick, but my friend who i ski with got strep which then turned into scarlet fever, and then toxic shock and he speant christmas in the hospital with a 105 fever, and then as a result he caught mono and became hypoglycemic, and then he got a concussion skiing, and then got hit by a car, it was a pretty bad year for him
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Feb 11 2004 10:11PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
^HOLY SHIT. im callin the guinness book




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Feb 11 2004 10:43PM
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