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So I caught my dad with my GF, what should I do?!?!

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Crack.
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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.
http://img229.imageshack.us/i/95a9ac6fe2...
Jul 5 2009 7:00PM
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quixotic
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Is this for real...?
Jul 5 2009 7:02PM
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Crack.
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here's a good pic

http://img229.imageshack.us/i/95a9ac6fe28c402eacc0b90.png/
Jul 5 2009 7:02PM
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207
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your gf is a george foreman grill...somethings not adding up.
Jul 5 2009 7:03PM
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Hank
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hahahah holy shit!! that would have been SOOO awkward to be any of you 3 in that room. that sucks, but its pretty funny..

p.s. the image doesnt work?

Jul 5 2009 7:03PM
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eastside
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bahahaha. nice story. i would do her.
Jul 5 2009 7:05PM
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207
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bahaha holy fuck, I get it now. Thanks for a good laugh.
Jul 5 2009 7:05PM
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cashdebt
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how old is your dad in relation to you
Jul 5 2009 7:06PM
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anxju
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youre an idiot

"my meat in my girlfriend"

the pic of the girlfriend is a grill....
Jul 5 2009 7:06PM
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jayo.
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i think i understand.

your girlfriend is a george foreman grill(see second picture) and you caught your dad cooking meat on it?
Jul 5 2009 7:06PM
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Hank
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haha i got it.

Jul 5 2009 7:06PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i'm calling multi-page thread of laughter. right now. this is awesome.
Jul 5 2009 7:07PM
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anxju
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nevermind, you got it

anyway this made me lol

"cooks for me"
"right in the kitchen"

hhahaha
Jul 5 2009 7:07PM
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207
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I thought that he messed up the picture, then when I re-read the story, I understood.
Jul 5 2009 7:07PM
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Pklink04
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i get it now too, thats pretty tricky
Jul 5 2009 7:08PM
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corona
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

best thread ever!!!
 took me a minute then i got it and lost everywhere on my keyboard

btw definitely take a baseball bat to your dad, his weiners shouldnt touch where your meat goes
Jul 5 2009 7:08PM
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GratefulDead
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lulz
Jul 5 2009 7:10PM
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Rajna
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hahaha epic thread. i couldn't imagine actually having to witness something like that tho.
Jul 5 2009 7:11PM
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InkShrink
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Hahaha, the foreshadowing in th first line gave it away, "always cooks for me."
Jul 5 2009 7:12PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i'm still laughing about this hahahahaha
Jul 5 2009 7:12PM
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spliff.Life
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i say you make your dad stick his meat on your GF for 30 seconds
Jul 5 2009 7:14PM
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J-Evs
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saw this on a different forum hahaha
Jul 5 2009 7:14PM
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SteevyC
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awesome thread
Jul 5 2009 7:14PM
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Crack.
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hahaha yea it was on grasscity and I couldn't stop laughing so I figured NS would love this thread. I fucked it up tho lol.
Jul 5 2009 7:15PM
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Alex=God
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i just wanna post here because this will turn epic
Jul 5 2009 7:15PM
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.Roockley.
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haha thats ace
Jul 5 2009 7:18PM
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bp.lando
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thats fire dog
Jul 5 2009 7:18PM
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twin-tip-hero
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well when i saw in the thread title when it said "GF" ofcourse i did not think girl friend but the first thing that came to mind was George Foreman
Jul 5 2009 7:20PM
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fragglemuffin
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haha i see what you did there! very clever sir
Jul 5 2009 7:20PM
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rvca
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hahahaha thants kinky. tell him to get his own grill to put his meat in

Jul 5 2009 7:21PM
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jakepwilliams
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he never said girlfriend. he always said GF. "george foreman"
haha


Jul 5 2009 7:23PM
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R-B-B
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hahahah lovin it
Jul 5 2009 7:24PM
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EasyEast
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OMG hahahahahahahah

At first i felt like wicked bad or you

But, now i'm just laughing my ass off

Dude +K cause that shits hilarious

Jul 5 2009 7:25PM
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epoxiedtip
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just kill yourself
Jul 5 2009 7:26PM
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bp.lando
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Click for larger image
Jul 5 2009 7:28PM
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KravtZ
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thats pretty fucked up shit for your dad but i mean thats like someone railin some nice cougar but still kinda fucked up of ur dad but hilarious at the same time
Jul 5 2009 7:30PM
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GratefulDead
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READ
Jul 5 2009 7:33PM
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Shreddysaurus
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holy shit that is amazing
Jul 5 2009 7:33PM
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quixotic
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Did you read the thread...?

And that was a funny fuckin' post man. When I first read it the original pic didn't work and I was thinking holy shit... that is fucked up. Hahaha
Jul 5 2009 7:33PM
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SKETCHY_D
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wow lets see how many different sayings we can get for a good story

im suprised no ones used this but cool story hansel
Jul 5 2009 7:36PM
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eheath
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Hahahahhah so funny
Jul 5 2009 7:38PM
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Obsessedwski
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HAHAHA
I was like wow that's like something in a fucked up cheap porn movie or something...then it hit me
Jul 5 2009 7:39PM
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Bren-Ten
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hahahah made my day, thank you sir
Jul 5 2009 7:40PM
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inactive
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ha, i was pretty confused
Jul 5 2009 7:41PM
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mike91129
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At first i was disgusted but as soon as i saw the picture i cracked up hard haha
Jul 5 2009 7:44PM
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erichkuss
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This made me giggle
Jul 5 2009 7:45PM
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Golden.
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bahaha! that's freaking funny...
Jul 5 2009 7:51PM
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line1260skier
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hahaha thanks for a good story man
Jul 5 2009 7:52PM
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charmander
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QUALITY POST!
Jul 5 2009 7:55PM
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linesteeze
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hahahah good stuff.
Jul 5 2009 7:58PM
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