a day to celebrate when a group consisting mostly of terrorist, racist slave owners created their own country!
Time to celebrate by blowing shit up and getting drunk! I don't think the founding fathers would have it any other way
"This shot feels so good, this shot feels so right,
I can't believe she fucked me and another guy tonight.
To drown my pain, I bought this alcohol at the store,
Because let's face it: All women are whores."