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So i got this text message the other day... what do you think?

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[Adam]
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FWD FWD: Michael jackson will not be cremated. Since he is mostly plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos so kids can play with him for a change.
Jun 27 2009 2:38PM
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k-rob
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i think i don't care.
Jun 27 2009 2:39PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
Too soon. Way to soon, we need to leave the poor guy alone.
Jun 27 2009 2:39PM
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Mr.O
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I received the same text from a friend like 4 hours after he passed away.
Jun 27 2009 2:40PM
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[Adam]
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 256
i think anyone born after his time only know him as the guy with major plastic surgery that perhaps is a pedophile. However michael was an icon and should be respected for it.
Jun 27 2009 2:46PM
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williams
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whaat. I got that too
Jun 27 2009 4:06PM
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Funnel
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Come on.  Show the guy some respect.  He had a huge impact on America, he changed music.  He is one of the biggest icons in the world, if not the biggest in the music world.  That message was not needed.
Jun 27 2009 4:12PM
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Benedetto.
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he's still a pedophile
Jun 27 2009 4:35PM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
btw he didn't die of a heart attack. he died of food poisoning, they found 7 year old nuts in his mouth
Jun 27 2009 4:38PM
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SteezyOhio
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i heard that he will be creamated and they will spread his ashes on the ganges, lawlz, jackass
Jun 27 2009 4:38PM
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dubaiski
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funny but harsh
Jun 27 2009 4:44PM
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boyd
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Jun 27 2009 4:44PM
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Lax_Bro40
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HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Jun 27 2009 5:27PM
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Hack.The.Pow.
Posts: 1294 - Karma: 25
hahahaha i got that too. I thought it was funny
Jun 27 2009 5:31PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
I think it's fucking gay.

Why is it okay to make Michael Jackson jokes fucking three minutes after he is dead but we have kids on here who get their panties in a bunch when Shane McConkey's picture isn't the home page six weeks after he died. So much hypocrisy on this website.

/rant
Jun 27 2009 5:48PM
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
speaking of hypocracy, how come when someone who wrote nice songs is a pedophile, you shouldnt focus on that and think of how great a person he was and... but if a senator ever was accused of the stuff mj was everyone would flip the shit even if he had actually done things that made the world a better place.

no disrespect
Jun 27 2009 5:53PM
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Skiingslikewhoa
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What's the difference between Janet Jackson and the English cricket team?
Janet Jackson is going to get the ashes this summer.


McDonalds have announced the MJ memorial burger.... 50 year old meat in 12 year
old buns


It's to be a sea burial..... at his request to be strapped to two buoys


I heard he was ill but thought he was going to be all white....


Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack in hospital are incorrect. He
was actually found in the children’s ward having a stroke


Similarity between MJ and a Playstation 2 ? Both used to be black and were
turned on by excited small boys....


Doctors say that One Bad Apple caused his death.....Gwyneth Paltrow is
unavailable for comment


Apparently while trying to revive him, one doctor turned to the other and said
"So you wanna be starting something, so you wanna be starting something !"

MJ died of food poisoning, it was the 13 year old nuts
Jun 27 2009 6:01PM
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tom.skier
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isnt there an entire website of them jokes?
Jun 27 2009 6:03PM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
theyr funny.... but horribly inappropriate.... like, you need to grow up.... the most famous person in music just died and your mocking the shit out of him
Jun 27 2009 6:48PM
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KennyC
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ill admit those all made me giggle like a 10 year old girl but come on dude your an ass hole the man just died! everyone quit hating and show respect

Jun 27 2009 6:55PM
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prontocuts.com
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Um, this is a ski forum if you havent checked, not a music or MJ forum.
Jun 27 2009 6:57PM
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RICK_ROSS
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haha, i got it too
Jun 27 2009 7:08PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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that is hilarious

it is going in my facebook status to piss off everyone

thank you very much
Jun 27 2009 7:10PM
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noname..
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because i respect shane so much more than him it cannot even be compared.

personally.

Jun 27 2009 8:48PM
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Skiingslikewhoa
Posts: 426 - Karma: 12
Coming from a guy with aids in his usernamer...

They're jokes on the internet relax. I can't even take credit for makeing them.
Jun 27 2009 9:04PM
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geteducated
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i don't know guys im more worried about the hydro carbons that ill be released from the plastics when he is cremated.  global climate change is a serious problem.
Jun 27 2009 9:10PM
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prontocuts.com
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Haha word, I didnt want to start a flame war or something
Jun 28 2009 12:56AM
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InkShrink
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Ok, that made me giggle a lil bit. And I got that text to.

But in all seriousness, Thriller will live forever.

Jun 28 2009 7:30PM
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Crack.
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oh the irony...
Jun 28 2009 7:42PM
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statuswhitegirl
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hahahahahahahhahahahhaha omg so mean but funny as fuck
Jun 28 2009 8:07PM
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DYFI
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Uhh, last time i checked, this is NSG, and we can say whatever the fuck we want.  So deal with it.
Jun 28 2009 8:52PM
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Meases_Pieces
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you are a douche
Jun 28 2009 10:52PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
i loled soooo hard when a buddy got that text. its not to soon. before he died everyone thought he was a creep, he doesnt suddenly become a non-creep because he died
Jun 28 2009 11:06PM
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abc8tr8we98g
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when farrah fawcett died god granted her one wish...she wished for all the children in the world to be safe...so he killed michael jackson
Jun 28 2009 11:51PM
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joly.sp
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man some people on here are dicks. Why are people making jokes about him only a few days after he died? I dont see whats so funny about that....

Jun 29 2009 12:36AM
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Hubsta
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 156
Everyone say's he's a pedo but none of this was ever proved. He ended up paying outside of court as it's cheaper even if it's a total lie. Make a pathetic claim against a business and the likley hood that they will pay up is pretty high as court fees would cost more. I'm not saying he was normal as he was on the strange side, but that doesn't make him automaticly a pedo.
Jun 30 2009 6:12PM
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musick13
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Funny...

but unfortunately i respect the man
Jun 30 2009 6:17PM
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Moostafa
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i think everyone needs to chill out and just respect the things he did in the past and how he changed pop music
Jun 30 2009 6:20PM
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liaosongfang
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i love people like you.  you've probably never been within 100 miles of the guy, and have no reason to believe other than the media (who love to destroy peoples' lives - they make a living doing it) said so.  he was the king of freaking pop. 
Jun 30 2009 6:21PM
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spotter487
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correction, before he died the people that have only been alive long enough to hear about him being a pedo thought he was just a creep. The millions of other people that are older know him to be much more than that. Ever heard of the moon walk? he came up with that and blew peoples minds. Ever hear of being an international pop star whos name was known in every household? he pretty much invented that too. I know a lot of people in their 50's who straight up cried when they heard about him dying. He was a legend and if people want to make fun of him because they don't know about it because they are too young, thats fine. Just keep proving how short of a time span you have been around and how little you really know about what happened in the recent past.

I am not really a big fan of Michael but seriously give respect where its due.

Jun 30 2009 7:39PM
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samwise
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Aside from being disrespectful and in bad taste, it's just not that funny. I mean all these jokes are based off of three different characteristics of Michael Jackson; his white skin, his plastic surgery, and his penchant for pushing the limit of propriety with children. Fucking get over it, we've already heard it. He made Thriller.
Jun 30 2009 8:15PM
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Ben.
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i know who michael jackson is, and what he did for music. i just find it amusing that everyone made fun of him before he died, and now suddenly hes off limits.


and yeah, while he may have had a big influence on music, IMO his shit sucked.
Jul 1 2009 1:42PM
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MADmidwest
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i think thats a stupid post
Jul 1 2009 5:33PM
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spotter487
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its out of respect for the dead, and the family/friends they left behind.
 I m not a fan of his music either, but i don't think it sucked imo
Jul 1 2009 5:57PM
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Calb3rt
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rabble rabble rabble
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Jul 1 2009 5:57PM
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Slinger1x1
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SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
all you people bitching at people for making jokes and saying "grow up", YOU GROW THE FUCK UP
hes dead, he was talented. jokes are a way to cope. none of you had a personal attachment to him (unless he touched you... hehe) so what the fuck does it matter if people joke? you guys are all being little bitches. the guy touched little kids, changed from black to white, and was an absolute creep. besides his music talent, he was a moon walking joke
Jul 1 2009 6:00PM
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k-rob
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respecting dead people is such an odd thing to do. i mean, they're dead, they don't really give a fuck. as far as family and friends go, i doubt anyone here has the indecency to walk up to a friend or relative of MJ right now and tell a joke about him. as far as the internet goes, though, nobody should give a fuck.
Jul 1 2009 6:02PM
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HR8938Cephei
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humorous
Jul 1 2009 6:03PM
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Kevski
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Well I don't think everyone thought he was a creep. Not everyone believes all the shit the media says. He was a legend, an icon, and a major influence on music. Any chance the media can get to make a story of him will be taken. They created this image of him to make news. They took every little thing that was out of the ordinary and made it a huge deal.

But in reality, his music has influenced so much that it has guaranteed had an impact on my life. For the better for sure. His possibly strange personal habits? I don't think they affect me in any way. I don't know why anybody gives a shit about it. It's not like he's gonna find every kid in the world and rape the shit out of them. So whenever I thought of Michael Jackson, even before his death, I thought of the king of pop, not of a pedophile.

But I'd be lying if I said these jokes didn't make me chuckle. Haha.
Jul 1 2009 7:09PM
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geteducated
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who gives a fuck.

billy mays is dead.


Jul 2 2009 3:03AM
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