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Im in soooo much shit right now...

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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
Ok, so im 16, but no license. Yesterday i had my final day of Drivers Training Seg. 2, the final stage before your road test for your license...so two days later i could of had my license. But i went to this class drunk, I wasnt thinking at all yesterday, and i had one of my friends come over after the class. And we decided to take out my car for a spin to one of my friends that lives like 10 mins away to have him pick up a pack of smokes. But we turned down the wrong road....a private road. And a guy got pissed cuz we were fishtailing down it...and we turned around cuz it was a dead end. But this guy with his truck blocked us with his truck from getting out. He asked us what we were doing on his private road, i said i got lost on my way to my friends house. The asshole he is, pulled out a pen and paper and attempted to write down my license plate. Seeing how i dont have my license yet, i freaked out..and i floored it, attempted to dust him so he couldnt see my plate *I have RWD* But seeing how he blocked off my car, I rammed into his car, luckly i drive a beast of a car with a brushgaurd up front, so only the side of my car got a little damaged. But idk if his was as fortunate. So we did about 120 the whole way home. Then we parked my car in the garage to avoid a cop seeing a white crown victoria. About 40 mins later a cop shows up and i know im fucked, he tells me i could get tagged for Melicios Destruction or a Hit and Run + Trespassing. My mom was soooo pissed, she freaked out and kicked me out, and my dad drove an hour to pick me up, 30 secs into sitting in my dads car we get into a fight and i curse him out and he kicks me out. My mom took my phone and modem, im on a sketchy wireless signal now with like no signal strentgh now and i wont get my license till im 18 now...FML.

Flame away, i understand this was possibly one of the dumbest things i could of done.
Jun 25 2009 6:31PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
sig material. actually its now my sig material.
Jun 25 2009 8:25PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
you knew you were going to get flamed. why on earth would you post this. you cant be a smart person and post this without knowing the consequences
Jun 25 2009 8:26PM
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iRide1080s
Posts: 660 - Karma: 411
I guess you can't win when you hit someone with your car and run from the cops....so you should stop driving so no one dies...
Jun 25 2009 8:26PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
I believe when he's 21 it will be erased from his record since he is a minor. I could be wrong though...maybe it's only in the state of Maine.
Jun 25 2009 8:26PM
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skinakedfast
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 251
Well what did you expect? You just did the stupidest thing i have ever heard of you get kick out and are on NS telling us about it wow man you need to your shit together I mean seriously. I find it funny how did you think people would react?
Jun 25 2009 8:28PM
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J_Dums3
Posts: 146 - Karma: 89
HAHAAHA so, so stupid....
Jun 25 2009 8:31PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
There is nothing to be erased from my record..Im not getting any criminal charges because the guy took my side. I was very fortunate, and it was my first time ever being in trouble with the cops, except for a DTP when i got in a fight but that was also erased from my record because i talked out of it. There only punishment is that i have to drive with a parent for another year. and a 100 dollar fine for driving without my license.

And for everybody exaggerating....I DIDNT HIT A GUY..i hit his truck, and it wasnt like a major crash, it scrapped along the side with my car.
Jun 25 2009 8:32PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
Hey everybody read this thread Jib-Ninja made a week ago... it makes this thread THAT MUCH FUCKING FUNNIER.

Jun 25 2009 8:33PM
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Joshua.
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truth
Jun 25 2009 8:34PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
+k to almost everyone
Jun 25 2009 8:35PM
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Gnarwall
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 50
You deserve to be shat on. I'm 17 and I haven't come close to doing ANY of the stupid things you did. You are a fuck up, and you deserve whatever gets thrown at you. Your parents must be so proud...

-you drive drunk (Really stupid, at least get a D.D.)
-you hit a car for no apparent reason
-you try to run away instead of talking to the guy
-you speed your ass off
-you smoke (come on dude you're 16...)

You seriously need to sit down and think about this for a while, you could have hurt/ killed a bunch of people when you were "confused." You got damn lucky that you didn't.
Jun 25 2009 8:38PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
"Flame away"
*2 posts later*
"Way to totally just shit on me in this thread.....I act bad in situations that i dont know what to do, when i get confused bad things usually happen. You guys are straight hattin on me because i hit a guy with my car? You guys are cool..."


this guy is fucking awesome.

Jun 25 2009 8:41PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
Im not sure but with the link to the other thread that the guy made he is either the BIGGEST FUCKING DUMBASS EVER or he is just looking for sympathy and this is complete bullshit...
Jun 25 2009 8:59PM
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Jib-Ninja
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Jun 25 2009 9:15PM
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benk
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 988
haha this and the other thread is SO funny...

but seriously youve been making stupid fucking decisions and should stop before you hurt or kill someone.

but it makes sense that youre trying to fit in with ninthward
Jun 25 2009 9:31PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
did u read the part about him not only driving on a private road but doing fishtails down the road... that is why he blocked the driveway because some retarded kid was driving drunk
Jun 25 2009 9:42PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934

this fucking makes my fucking blood fucking boil.fuckin driving drunk? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOSE??????? dont fucking  tell me to calm the fuck down. fucking people like you are the fucking  reason people are fucking getting put in fucking wheelchairs for the rest of their fucking lives over your stupid fucking shit!!!!! fuck!!!!!!

Jun 25 2009 9:47PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
you could've typed that a lot faster if you left out all of the "fucking."
Jun 25 2009 9:50PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
calm the fuck down...i never said i was driving drunk...you guys made that assumption...i said i drank before drivers training. I was sober by the time i stepped into the drivers seat.
Jun 25 2009 9:56PM
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-KYLE-
Posts: 3390 - Karma: 603

i think you have proven yourself to be the most retarded kids on newschoolers

Jun 25 2009 9:57PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
damn son. that's a good story. props.
Jun 25 2009 9:57PM
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Wall_Nut
Posts: 629 - Karma: 113
Alright kid I for one feel for you, as I have been caught in a nearly identical situation. Me and my friends had just finished toking on this unmarked dirt road when a guy drove up and was like "What the hell are you doing here? is this your driveway?" and I was like "No sir I just ran over a mean rock and I pulled off to check my tire. I'll leave right now if it's really that much of an issue." Then he got all irrational and started asking for all of our names so i said "We didn't cause any trouble, sir, and you don't really need any of our names." So, he walked up to my window and started demanding our names. My friend shouted "This conversation is over!" and I went to pull away. He backs up to block me off, and I fishtail around him to get the fuck out of there. I drove like a bat outta hell down a network of back roads to make sure he wasn't following me, then proceeded home.
Anyhow, the point of that story was I understand how innocent situations can turn into serious fuck ups. If it was me, I would have tried to get by without scraping his car. If I knew I couldn't do that, I would have taken my chances and tried to talk my way out of it, minus ramming his car. Just put a little more thought into consequence before commencing action, and you'll b alrite. Its not the end of life, although it sounds like its gonna take a while to patch things up with your parents. accept responsibility, it's the most mature thing you can do in any situation.
     On a side note, don't smoke cigarettes. That 'rush' they give you only lasts the first 2 years and then you're a smoker FOR LIFE. I don't know many old smokers, and the ones I do are fucking gnarly. I'm 17, and I have been painfully watching my good friends fuck themselves over with these cancer sticks. And as long as we're on NS, THINK OF WHAT IT DOES TO YOUR SKIING.
Jun 25 2009 9:58PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

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Jun 25 2009 9:58PM
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BULLSEMEN
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this  makes my blood boil.driving drunk? ARE YOU SERIOSE??????? dont  tell me to calm down. people like you are the  reason people are getting put in wheelchairs for the rest of their lives over your stupid shit!!!!! duck!!!!!!
Jun 25 2009 10:03PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
put it on your live journal bitch.
Jun 25 2009 10:08PM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
dude just face it
Your as fucked as micheal jacksons nose

Jun 25 2009 10:09PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
Finally somebody that understands somewhat were i am coming from. Skiing is generally affiliated with the wealthy class, therefore most of these kids are prize children who don't do stupid things that illegal. But yah you can sort of understand where i am coming from, you dont know what to do in a situation like that, so the first thing that pops into your head, you go with it.

But on the note of smoking, i dont smoke often, i was with my friend that smokes and he wanted a pack so i said i knew somebody that could buy and i would drive us there. I really only smoke at parties and sometimes in the winter while skiing because it gives a warming sensation during the cold Michigan winters.
Jun 25 2009 10:10PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349

you sir do not deserve to ever get a license.

enjoy your fail

Jun 25 2009 10:16PM
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SCBaldwin
Posts: 38 - Karma: 14
dude i feel for you. i know i situations shit gets out of control and you dont think. it happens man but yeah you are fucked for the time being. you will get over it
Jun 25 2009 11:14PM
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cofreeskier
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 15
Fuck you, dude.
Jun 25 2009 11:19PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
wat
Jun 25 2009 11:21PM
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HowNeatIsThat
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Its chill though, i can't get my license til i'm 18 either.

drinking fucks everything up ahah
Jun 25 2009 11:22PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
wow
you just made my night

at least im not you : )
Jun 25 2009 11:32PM
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Obsessedwski
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what!?

So you're assuming that people that aren't wealthy and aren't "prize children" do stupid things that are illegal? Most of NS might not come from the ghetto, but we aren't all richy rich white 13 year olds.

Dude, I drink pretty often, I blaze almost every week and I am definitely not wealthy. But I'm also not a stupid shit, so I guess there's the difference. Most people, regardless of their financial situation, have this thing called common sense. Good luck in life, because I have a feeling you're going to need a lot of it.
Jun 25 2009 11:32PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
you should try not being a dumbass
Jun 25 2009 11:35PM
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pussymoneyweed
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lol someone post a lolcat
Jun 25 2009 11:36PM
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evan25
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i think in all honesty you are probably the stupidest kid on NS's, not only could you not wait 2 days to get your liscence but you also tried to run away from a situation that you could have easily talked your way out of.  i also dont understand what you were saying about wanting to be a cop.  why would you wanna be a cop if you partake in illegal things yourself? this is why cops are so fucked up because they have fucking double standards for themselves and are usually people like you who cannot think through their actions and think its not a big deal if they break the law but take it very seriously if others do. 
my conclusion- FUCK YOU! You are a dumb ass and FUCK THE POLICE
Jun 25 2009 11:39PM
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Jib-Ninja
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i know im totally owning myself right about now.

But whenever u get into a predicament, you can just think.."hey..at least im not Jib-Ninja."
Jun 25 2009 11:40PM
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KellyK
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this about sums up all of my anger.  well put my friend.

generalizations piss me off.  fucker. 
Jun 25 2009 11:42PM
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the420skier
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hhahahahahahahasahahahahahahah are you fucking serious

"Skiing is generally affiliated with the wealthy class, therefore most of these kids are prize children"

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are you saying ur not affiliated with this class??? haha cause you sure look like ur coming from a somewhat wealthy class, white boy, prize child at a lil girl party... i mean common man

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Jun 25 2009 11:43PM
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Obsessedwski
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HAHAHAHAHA
Jun 25 2009 11:49PM
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thisandthatfilms
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+k to you sir
Jun 25 2009 11:54PM
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rj.
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haha your completely ignorant son. you went to drivers ed drunk to start things off.

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Jun 26 2009 12:08AM
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neutralzombie
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Jun 26 2009 12:08AM
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neutralzombie
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you dont deserve to go near a car. ever.

Jun 26 2009 12:10AM
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crazyfuck
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yeah... you drove drunk without a license and intentionally hit a car.

that's amazingly stupid and you deserve all the hate that comes your way.
Jun 26 2009 12:15AM
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Ryan*
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Driving without a license: Stupid
Driving without a license 2 DAYS before getting a license:  Super stupid
Driving drunk: Unbelievably stupid
Driving drunk without a license: You've got to be kidding.
Driving drunk without a license 2 DAYS before getting a license: Are you on crack?
Ramming the guy's fucking car: Pretty good.
Jun 26 2009 12:17AM
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neutralzombie
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rich kids usually are doing the dumbest shit actually.
Jun 26 2009 12:17AM
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kingcomet32
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that was an epic dose of poor judgement
Jun 26 2009 1:53AM
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