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Dr_Feelgood
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Hopefully it isn't just me, but I almost got killed three times on my 10 minute drive home from work today, and all three were women, two in minivans and one in a CR-V. WTF. GET BLUETOOTH

Jun 24 2009 8:40PM
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hawaiiansteeze
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 3,226
i live in CT where they outlawed using your cell phone when u drive. but everyfucking day stupid bitches on there cell phones almost fucking hit me. so many people cant drive for shit
Jun 24 2009 8:44PM
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the.hellion.
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I'm really sorry to hear you had such a harrowing journey home. However, this is the second day in a row I've come onto NS and heard just straight bashing of women drivers. Sorry boys, but it's not just us.
I believe that your issue today was with people driving while talking on their cell phones. I, unfortunatly, see many men doing it as well. And with a man's penchant for rage, their desire to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible and their (for the most part) general disregard for whatever gets in their way, I have had just as many close calls with male drivers.

Yeah, people are stupid shits. But they're not just girls, please end with the hate.
Glad to hear you made it home safe though and without any major increase in your insurance!
Jun 24 2009 8:45PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
some bitch drove into my cumbies and fucked up my chill zone wtf
Jun 24 2009 8:47PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
Men have higher insurance for a reason fuckers
Jun 24 2009 8:47PM
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TechnoPotamus
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new jokes about da womens, get dem.
Jun 24 2009 8:51PM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15

oh i completely agree with you. but, not completely completely i guess. women are more prone to failures such as failing to signal, and switching lanes without looking, having that king of the road feeling. dont get me wrong, men do it too, but not quite to the vicious extent that women do, ESPECIALLY when women are behind the wheel of a large SUV. i just get out of the way as fast as i can... but im 100% sure that you are a fantastic driver... ;)

Jun 24 2009 8:51PM
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the.hellion.
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thank you! that's all I was looking for.
:)
Jun 24 2009 8:54PM
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golf
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There are many groups of people that suck at driving and women are in that group. I'm not saying all women but the ones between 16 and 24 are bad at driving. When I'm in the car with my sister whsoe 16 I feel like my life is in danger, its not that she can't driving its that she accelerate wciedk fast and slams on the brakes at every stop and makes horrible decisions while driving. Now my ex on the other hand was seriously one of the worst drivers I have ever seen. She can't drive on the highway, shes tried and she couldn't, She'll be in the fast lane going 65 then slowing to 45 and makign horrible lane changes. But by far the worst drivers are asian specifically asian girls. the other day I was going to make a left hand turn into the gas station and pulling out with his directional signalling he was going to make a left turn out of the gas station the local asain makes a right hand turn and almost smashes his dented up honda into my car.
Jun 24 2009 8:55PM
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ryan.c
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wrong
Jun 24 2009 9:02PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
Good question, maybe she was doing her male friend a favor by doing work on it and she disobeyed him
Jun 24 2009 9:24PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79

yes, because we cost more to insure overall.

women, however, do get in tons more accidents

the thing is, when a women gets in an accident its because she slows down to change lanes or rear ends someone or something. damaging, yes, but not too bad.

when a man gets in an accident, it is because he is doing 120 swerving through cars and gets unlucky and fucks his shit up. bad. and it is expensive as hell for the insurance company.

so there ya have it

Jun 24 2009 9:31PM
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onearmwanderer
Posts: 1153 - Karma: 31
haha wow come on man your pulling so much shit out of your ass.  where do you get these facts?  no hate but this just sounds rediculous.  i mean look at some of the posts in this thread, guys complaining that girls go really fast and floor it everywhere but apparently if a guy does it, we're just "unlucky".
Jun 24 2009 9:38PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
I do love you
Jun 24 2009 9:40PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79

ok the unlucky part was out of my ass haha, i was exaggerating a lil bit to help with the jesting woman hate. the rest, however, is pretty damn true.

this is a quote STRAIGHT out of my driver's ed teacher's mouth, and she is a woman: "Men cost more to insure, even though they get in less accidents. This is why. When a woman gets in an accident, it is because she backs into a mailbox. When a man gets into an accident its because he's doing 90 on the shoulder." that is exactly how she put it.

Jun 24 2009 9:41PM
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onearmwanderer
Posts: 1153 - Karma: 31
haha alright man, ya that does make sense, why we cost more to insure.
Jun 24 2009 9:45PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79

jea

Jun 24 2009 9:46PM
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Funnel
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Looking up recipes online?  Women do suck at driving.  Even my Mom will say that.  Most people here in CA have bluetooth, except for women!?  Most men have a bluetooth headset, while a lot of women constantly talk on their phone.  Last night some chick in a brand new BMW was texting the whole time.  Men are definitely better drivers IMO, or at least they consistently showcase better driving skills.
Jun 24 2009 9:47PM
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yojimbo
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I was killed by a woman driver on a cell phone and brought back to life by those zappy sticks.
Jun 24 2009 9:49PM
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Sufferboy
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ugh i hate people who drive with phones. and its not women ITs teenage girls talking about the jonas brothers
Jun 24 2009 9:54PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
You guys are ruthless.
Jun 24 2009 9:56PM
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Sufferboy
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No I'm Trey
Jun 24 2009 9:59PM
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Swaggermager
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I know 2 bad women drivers; my sisters friend(16) and my grandmother(73) Thats it.
Jun 24 2009 10:04PM
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mcknzbrutal
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a sensible man? indeed.

thank you for not being a screw over

Jun 24 2009 10:06PM
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VCharette
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yeah that's cause you're a woman you don't realise it but you were the one causing the close calls...



Jun 24 2009 10:07PM
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Sufferboy
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I gotta say it doesnt matter your sex. some people are just bad drivers men and women alike. usually dudes think they are better drivers because it makes you look more bad ass but its not true.
Jun 24 2009 10:09PM
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beckywhe2
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Where was that comment like 15 minutes ago?
Jun 24 2009 10:10PM
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chickenwang
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yea but really its your fault
Jun 24 2009 10:14PM
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Sufferboy
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far away from my sence of humor i guess. but now im being serious it can be anyones falt for driving
Jun 24 2009 10:14PM
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Dr_Feelgood
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fool of a took...
Jun 25 2009 6:19PM
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eheath
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I was going to read your post with an open mind, but then i saw your name was pink.



Woman suck at driving, its not even a generalization or a stereotype, its just fact, get over it.
Jun 25 2009 6:23PM
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Delphi
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asian women.....double whammy.
Jun 25 2009 6:25PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Ya stop hating on the woman so much 15 yr olds! The worst driver I know is male....and the next 50 are women but whose counting.
Jun 25 2009 6:27PM
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8ONE657
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welp i pretty much HATE driving unless i'm on the highway:
a) speed limit
b) no stop n go bullshit

but i'm having pretty much the luckiest driving week of my life. i've never been pulled over, until monday, or in an accident but for some reason this week the cops were everywhere. monday i got clocked going 71 in a 40 and got away without a warning or anything (thank you cleavage! HA) and then yesterday i was doing 38 in a 25 and i was like oh shit so i sped up after i passed the cop and ended up at a red light. he started pulling down the private drive he was in and the light turned green, i flew through the intersection onto a side road and the fucker didn't catch me.

phewww, i was almost in tears.
Jun 25 2009 6:29PM
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eheath
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This is exactly why women shouldn't be allow to drive.
Jun 25 2009 6:31PM
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8ONE657
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aww why because we get out of tickets?
Jun 25 2009 6:33PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Women drivers, its what i used in my english class as an oxymoron
Jun 25 2009 6:41PM
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eheath
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No because you go 71 in a 40, what the fuck is that shit. 10-15 over is pushing it, but 31 over? Slow down you crazy mother fucker.
Jun 25 2009 6:41PM
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8ONE657
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hahahahah well i had to get in the other lane. some fucker was blocking me in and so i had to speed up to get in front of him.
Jun 25 2009 6:43PM
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eheath
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My case in point, why women shouldn't be allowed to drive. Too bad they didn't know how bad women would have been at driving back in the early 1900s, fuck banning women from voting, they could have at least stopped them from driving.


But in all seriousness, im not that serious. I've had countless rides home from parties from girls, so there is an advantage letting women drive.
Jun 25 2009 6:45PM
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8ONE657
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women, although crazy and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

and trust me i'd rather be driven around any day.
Jun 25 2009 6:48PM
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cheddafries
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what the fuck

 i hate women drivers they need to get there ass back into kitchen and make me a sandwhich

Jun 25 2009 6:51PM
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8ONE657
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hahah i think this is so funny, i can't believe some girls take offense to that. i love cooking and would much rather be in a kitchen all day then working a poopy job. hence, not driving.
Jun 25 2009 6:53PM
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Mr_Orange
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thats because were worth more.
Jun 25 2009 7:07PM
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Mr_Orange
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blond.....asian....women
Jun 25 2009 7:10PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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...dont.....really......exist
Jun 26 2009 2:21AM
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-KYLE-
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your not gonna get any by sucking up to the ladies...please stop while your ahead =)
Jun 26 2009 2:35AM
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0ptions
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/Thread?

No but seriously I've seen people of both sexes who really suck.
Jun 26 2009 9:57AM
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siktrix777
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bitchs staight up suck at driving
Jun 26 2009 10:11AM
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neutralzombie
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i dont think bad driving is necessarily a gender issue, more so perhaps a social class issue.
Jun 26 2009 11:19AM
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Dr_Feelgood
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haha true dat. all you gotta do is flash some boob and ur set. if we do the same, auto-arrested. fuck.
Jun 28 2009 8:38PM
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