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i am richest local from nigeria. please send me all social security, credit card, and personal information so i may deposit all my riches into your account and make you very richest man in all of world and you will have many money all i need is social security, credit card, and personal information for my private bank.

mods are all asleep yo.

hahaha perfect

Haha who the fuck tries this shit?

hey. i got the same e-mail

me too.

some kid at my school got an email like that and he almost sent him all his personal information.

I WANT TO BE RICH!!!!

What is your email?

i just got that email to...

Yea there was a huge scandal going around like 8 months ago that had an email similar to that. They caught the guy, apparently, but not after he had scammed some like 5,000+ people out of their money and identities, or something. I forget the specifics, but it was huge.
And if you still want to be rich, just send all personal informations to cork2the9@yahoo.com :D

i got it to, i figure i'll play along

heres what one of the ACTUAL nigerian 419 or adanced fee fraud emails look like. and yes, in case you were wondering, they are always ALL IN CAPS LIKE THIS SO ITS REALLY IMPORTANT AND YOU SHOULD DO EVERYTHING THEY SAY

DEAR SIR,

URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL

I AM MARIAM ABACHA, WIDOW OF THE LATE NIGERIAN HEAD OF STATE, GEN. SANI ABACHA. AFTER HE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND WHO DIED MYSTERIOUSLY AS A RESULT OF CARDIAC ARREST, I WAS INFORMED BY OUR LAWYER, BELLO GAMBARI THAT, MY HUSBAND WHO AT THAT TIME WAS THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, CALLED HIM AND CONDUCTED HIM ROUND HIS APARTMENT AND SHOWED HIM FOUR METAL BOXES CONTAINING MONEY ALL IN FOREIGN EXCHANGE AND HE EQUALLY MADE HIM BELIEVE THAT THOSE BOXES ARE FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO HIS OVERSEAS COUNTERPART FOR PERSONAL INVESTMENT.

ALONG THE LINE, MY HUSBAND DIED AND SINCE THEN THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN AFTER US, MOLESTING, POLICING AND FREEZING OUR BANK ACCOUNTS AND EVEN MY ELDEST SON RIGHT NOW IS IN DETENTION. MY FAMILY ACCOUNT IN SWITZERLAND WORTH US$22,000,000.00 AND 120,000,000.00 DUTCH MARK HAS BEEN CONFISCATED BY THE GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT IS INTERROGATING HIM (MY SON MOHAMMED) ABOUT OUR ASSET AND SOME VITAL DOCUMENTS. IT WAS IN THE COURSE OF THESE, AFTER THE BURIAL RITE AND CUSTOMS, THAT OUR LAWYER SAW YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS FROM THE PUBLICATION OF THE NIGERIAN BUSINESS PROMOTION AGENCY. THIS IS WHY I AM USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SOLICIT FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION AND ASSISTANCE TO HELP ME AS A VERY SINCERE RESPONSIBLE PERSON. I HAVE ALL THE TRUST IN YOU AND I KNOW THAT YOU WILL NOT SIT ON THIS MONEY.

I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN CARRYING THE FOUR METAL BOXES OUT OF THE COUNTRY, WITH THE AID OF SOME TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL, WHO STILL SHOW SYMPATHY TO MY FAMILY, TO A NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY (ACCRA-GHANA) TO BE PRECISE. I PRAY YOU WOULD HELP US IN GETTING THIS MONEY TRANSFERRED OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY. EACH OF THESE METAL BOXES CONTAINS US$5,000,000.00 (FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) AND TOGETHER THESE FOUR BOXES CONTAIN US20,000,000.00(TWENTY MILLION UNITED STATESDOLLARS ONLY). THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT WE HAVE MOVED TO GHANA.

THEREFORE, I NEED AN URGENT HELP FROM YOU AS A MAN OF GOD TO HELP GET THIS MONEY IN ACCRA GHANA TO YOUR COUNTRY. THIS MONEY, AFTER GETTING TO YOUR COUNTRY, WOULD BE SHARED ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE AGREED BY BOTH OF US.PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS MATTER IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AS THE GOVERNMENT WHICH MY LATE HUSBAND WAS PART OF IS STILL UNDER SURVAILLANCE TO PROBE US.

YOU CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH MY FAMILY LAWYER AS INDICATED ABOVE AND ALSO TO LIAISE WITH HIM TOWARDS THE EFFECTIVE COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSACTION ON TEL/FAX N0:xxx-x-xxxxxxx AS HE HAS THE MANDATE OF THE FAMILY TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION.

THANKS AND BEST REGARD

MRS. MARIAM ABACHA

I got the same email too...

who does every thread on NS turn into a ridiculous joke or get so side-tracked?

you'd think site discussion is the one place you can have a civil, constructive conversation without dickwads being dickwads..

anyways, i hope the mods get on this soon, or else we could be seeing A LOT more of these emails in the near future...

why do the scammers always say their from nigeria? why not ecuador or ethiopia?

Or some rich snotty place like France.

yeah i really dont want all this spamming to get out of hand. im okay with NSG threads about the stupidest shit ever but id hate it to turn into what my junk mail looks like right now...

First message:

Hello dear new friend,
how are you today i hope that every thing is alright with you as is my pleasure to contact you after viewing your contact at www.newschoolers.com and i feel having communication with you if you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what happened in future. I will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest communication and to know all about each other for me also to send you my picture, i will be waiting to hear from you as i wish you all the best for your day.
yours new friend,
Maureen.

My reply:

Of course i would love to know more about you Maureen. Like your location, race, how many kittens you have, hours of insolation at your location, ect...

Her reply:

Good day my Dearest,
I am very happy for your reply to my mail. How are you doing today. I hope your fine. My name is Miss Maureen Bright i am 24 years single and never married, 5ft 7 inches Tall, 55kg weight, black hair and brown eyes. I am from Liberia West Part of Africa and presently i am residing in a refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country some years ago. My father is Dr. Charles Roland bright the Ex-Minister of Finance in my country before the heartless rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my parents in cold blood with two of my brothers and my younger sister.

I was the only survival because i was in the school when the incident happened, i was in my First years studying Engineering in the University of Liberia before the incident that makes me to move from my country Liberia to West Part of Africa country called Senegal where i am living now in a camp as a refugee although life is not easy with me here.

I will also like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes, as I love cooking, sports and reading etc. I don't like dishonest people, i will like you to tell me your hobbies and what you are doing presently. I will tell more about myself in my next mail, actually my language is English.

Thanks as i am hoping to hear from you soonest,
Yours lovely, Maureen.

SHE ATTACHED THIS PICTURE:



My reply to that:

Oh wow, you are beautiful. Who is the father of the baby? I bet he is happy to finally have a child! What age did you marry, as the laws there are much less strict than here in the north pole. I have 16 children (10 of them are my sisters) and i am single. My hobbies are; ice fishing, having sex, talking on my expensive phone, measuring the height of shadows cast by large buildings, ect... I will attach a picture of me, as i am also quite attractive.

I attached this picture of myself:

hahaha

hahaahahahah

haha,  I have gotten the same bunch of shit,   like 2 months ago, and I would send back shit like quit e mailing me you dirty old man, and they would reply with  "oh, I'm so glad you got my email it's wonderfull to hear from you.   

but I just recived this one like 10 mins ago

Hello dear
my name is jenifer ,
 i saw your email today at (newschoolers.com) and i love it,
i think we can click together and make something good out of it, please i will like you to contact me with my email address'(jenifer4u_kbaby@yahoo.com)so that i will show you my picture and tell you more about me, waiting for for your mail soonest,

thanks for your understanding
jenifer.



and a few days before that this one
PLEASE MY DEAR I WANT YOU TO READ THIS MAIL CAREFULY AND MAIL ME BACK


From The Desk Of Mr.Raheem Bin
African Development Bank
Burkina Faso (ADB)
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.
Tel: 00 226 75061532

Dear Friend,

It will be a surprise for you to receive this mail. Welcome this
letter in the name of God, I am Mr.Raheem Bin, the director of the account & auditing dept, at the
African Development Bank (ADB) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso West Africa. With duerespect, I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be
beneficial to both of us. At the bank's last account/auditing evaluations,I came across an old account which was being maintained by a foreign client who we learnt died on a sudden motor accident along Togo road on his way back to
Burkina Faso with his entire family his wife and his only child on 6th Nov.2003.

Since the deceased was unable to run this account since his death. The account has remained dormant without the knowledge of his family since it was put in a safe deposit account in the bank for future investment by the client. Since his demise, nobody, not even the members of his family have applied for claims over this fund and it has been in the safe deposit account until I discovered that. it cannot be claimed since our client is a foreign national and we are sure
that he has no next of kin here to file claims over the money.

As the director of the dept, this discovery was brought to my office so as to decide what is to be done. With the few personnel in my dept, I decided to seek ways through
which to transfer this money out of the bank and out of the country too. The total amount in the accounts is ten million five hundred thousand dollars (USD 10,500,000.00). with our positions as a staff of the bank,

I amhandicapped because I cannot operate foreign accounts and cannot lay bonafide claim over this money. while contemplating on what to do, I came across youremail contact in the internet directory and I decided to ask you for help to
transfer this money out of the country to your account in your country, the client is a foreign national and you will only be asked to act as his next of kin or business partner. I will supply you with all necessary information and bank data to assist you in being able to transfer this money to any bank of your choice where this money could be transferred to.

I have decided to give away forty %( 40%) to you for your assistance and ten(10%) for any expenses that might arise during the transaction of this transfer. I want to assure you that this transaction is absolutely 100% guarantee since I work in this bank which is why you should be confident in the success of this transaction because you will be updated with information as at when desired.

I will please wish you keep this transaction secret as I am hoping to retire with my share of this money at the end of transaction which will be when this money is safely in your account. I will then come over to your country for
sharing of the money according to the previous agreed percentage. You might even have to advise us on possibilities of investment in your country or elsewhere of our choice. May god help you to help me to a restive retirement, Amen.

Please for further information and enquiries feel free to contact me through my email address or call me on this number 00 226 75061532 For oral discussion. Do
not hesitate to furnish me with your private telephone line for easy and effective communication.
I am waiting for your urgent response please!!!
Thanks and remain blessed.
Bellow is my resident contact address and my telephone line
Siege social: 01bp 452001 -Ouagadougou 01
Tel: 00 226 75061532
e_mail: raheembin2009@voila.fr
Mr.Raheem Bin

she looks like a chick from my school

Just got one, from Jenifer.  Soooooooooooooooooooo stoked to finally fit in