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3 dudes on a boat...

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Jib-Life
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So there where 3 dudes on a boat with 3 cigarettes but no matches.

How did they smoke?
Jun 14 2009 8:05AM
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Aznavalanche
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mmm...idk...i failed miserably
Jun 14 2009 8:19AM
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bappelabb
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lighter?

no that was to obvious!
Jun 14 2009 8:34AM
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Static
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they're "where"?







lighter.
Jun 14 2009 8:34AM
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GratefulDead
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One was a flamer?
Jun 14 2009 8:39AM
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Jib-Life
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hehe daum, this is better then I thought it'd be.
Jun 14 2009 8:42AM
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R.GISH
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threw a cig over board to make the boat a cigarette LIGHTER duhhh
Jun 14 2009 8:53AM
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Beefcake
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they throw one cig overboard and make the boat a cigarrette lighter. they then use that to light the rest of em.
Jun 14 2009 8:53AM
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Jib-Life
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hehe,

been watching the old batmans, the jokers riddles crack me up.
Jun 14 2009 9:05AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
they use a lighter....

obvious second option when there are no matches....
Jun 14 2009 9:27AM
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Blurst
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obviously they can breath fire
Jun 14 2009 9:31AM
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skithesprings
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i love when people dont read the thread.

i wish i got to this thread earlier, i knew the answer.

Jun 14 2009 9:32AM
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I_Am_Mod
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damn sorry, if you're native language isnt english, it can be hard to spot these things...

:D
Jun 14 2009 9:56AM
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ruxar
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one of them had a fire breathing dragon in their pocket
Jun 14 2009 10:00AM
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skithesprings
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haha, yeah, i see what you mean. the first time i heard the answer i had to think about it for a second before i got it.
Jun 14 2009 10:04AM
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JsNeagle
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you can light shit off boat engines. i've done it.
Jun 14 2009 10:21AM
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Atypical
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they throw one man overboard so the boat becomes lighter.
Jun 14 2009 10:41AM
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specialh
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win
Jun 14 2009 11:02AM
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thisandthatfilms
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one was a ginger
Jun 14 2009 11:29AM
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OhMyBosh
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This question is worded terribly. They dont need any stupid riddle answer to smoke.. they had no matches, they could still have a lighter in their pocket and use that.

This is basically the same as the riddle about the dude in a room with a bench and no doors/way out...
Jun 14 2009 11:35AM
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geet
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i think its this one
Jun 14 2009 11:45AM
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roor
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they shut the engines off and take one of the spark pugs out put the cig into and restart the engines
Jun 14 2009 11:49AM
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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182

were these the 3 guys?
Jun 14 2009 2:52PM
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Style+eeze
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hahahaha. i knew someone would post this
Jun 14 2009 3:05PM
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fsscott
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THEY SET OFF ON AN ADVENTURE OF EPIC PROPRTIONS TO LAVA ISLAND WHERE THEY WOULD THEN LIGHT THERE SHIT AND BE JOLLY






....WHEN THEY GOT THERE....





























THEY ALL DIED CAUSE IT WAS TOO FUCKING HOT

WAY TO FUCKING GO
Jun 14 2009 3:16PM
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gmack24
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the answers to this question are endless....

A- They don't smoke
B- Cut ignition wires and spark them
C- Call t-pain
Jun 14 2009 3:20PM
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@skiinmitch
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THEY WERE ALL GIANT FLAMERS
Jun 14 2009 3:22PM
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GratefulDead
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That was mine.
Jun 14 2009 3:23PM
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@skiinmitch
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lol. i did not read all of the thread
Jun 14 2009 3:26PM
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GratefulDead
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I forgive you.
Jun 14 2009 3:33PM
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thisandthatfilms
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you fail.
Jun 14 2009 3:42PM
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SARTRON
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i still dont understand the answer
Jun 14 2009 3:55PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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they used flare guns.
Jun 14 2009 3:55PM
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doublexl
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thats 3 asshole. keep going.
Jun 14 2009 4:06PM
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twin-tip-hero
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Its obvious that the 3 guys on the boat are John Allerdyce, Johnny Storm, and Johnny Blaze!
Jun 14 2009 4:10PM
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marley-skis
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ahahahahahahahaha. this
Jun 14 2009 4:18PM
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Slinger1x1
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the ciggs were already lit?
Jun 14 2009 4:19PM
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Slinger1x1
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O NOW I GET IT! IT BECOMES A CIGARETTE LIGHTER!!!
Jun 14 2009 4:21PM
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R.GISH
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actually i gave the correct answer to the riddle on like the six post in the thread and then the  thread creator acknowledged it
Jun 14 2009 5:16PM
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Sufferboy
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the cigs were already lit?
Jun 14 2009 5:19PM
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Willard
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the had a microscope thing
Jun 14 2009 5:21PM
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GratefulDead
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magnifying glass, lol, they dont need to zoom in on their cigarettes from hundreds of miles away.
Jun 14 2009 6:13PM
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Aaaron.
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yes.
Jun 14 2009 6:19PM
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Willard
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yeah thats what i meant
Jun 14 2009 6:30PM
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Wilcox_
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theyre on a ciggarette boat!
Jun 14 2009 6:39PM
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Kmania
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Whoa there Tanner Hall. Calm down
Jun 14 2009 7:04PM
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neutralzombie
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a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker?
Jun 17 2009 9:44AM
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chickenwang
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they became somalian pirates and robbed another boat thus also giving them more ciggaretts
Jun 17 2009 10:04AM
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THUGwife
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make less stupid threads and more skiing games
Jun 17 2009 10:20AM
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I_Am_Mod
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its funny to see how this thread trolls on while everyone is making my mistake of not reading the whole thing first....
Jun 17 2009 10:24AM
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steezc-ross
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haha i understand now lol funny shit
Jun 17 2009 10:54AM
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