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Weirdest/coolest injury CLAIM thread

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steezeandskis
Posts: 646 - Karma: 21
I got a spinal concussion huckin a cornace and couldnt feel my fingers for a few weeks, and I shattered my elbow after dislocating it biking.  I now have a titaniam chromium plated wenice. CLAIM
Jun 13 2009 7:14PM
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jibbinc
Posts: 804 - Karma: 33
i corked 9'ed into a wall on a trampoline, fell onto my hand, and somehow it broke my funny bone off
now i cant staightn my elbow, have a badass scar and a pin in my arm holding multiple bone peices together.
Jun 13 2009 7:17PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37
i broke both my ankles at chads gap once
Jun 13 2009 7:18PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
win.
Jun 13 2009 7:20PM
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steezeandskis
Posts: 646 - Karma: 21
that was fuckin you?
Jun 13 2009 7:20PM
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jibbinc
Posts: 804 - Karma: 33
and both my legs at stevens pass

butim still one badass motherfucker.
Jun 13 2009 7:21PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
broke my ankles doin a 90ft triple
Jun 13 2009 8:13PM
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andres3000
Posts: 911 - Karma: 9
i was gonna post my recent surgery but it doesn't compare. 

anyways i dislocated my shoulder 6 times this season and just had brankhart surgery to fix my labrum and loose cartilage.  only cool thing was my doctor was operated and worked with kobe and roger clemens. i didn't even request the guy, he was the only one who was open all  summer...
Jun 13 2009 8:17PM
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Ethan.G
Posts: 1166 - Karma: 465
Overshot and over rotated a jump in february, my femur snapped completely in half and I could wiggle it inside of my leg without moving moving the lower part of my leg haha, two rods put it. then in april I thought I was healed enough to go on a tramp but wrong fucking choice my leg twisted as I was bouncing and I was looking down and saw it snap along with all my friends there. rods bent 45 degrees and they weren't suppose to even bend. they had to unbend them, take them out and put bigger ones in. Claim hahaha
Jun 13 2009 8:32PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 62
ummmm i almost got ripped in half by an electric wire and a horses foot. now i have a fun scar on my side :]
Jun 13 2009 8:34PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
skinned my back...?
Jun 13 2009 8:34PM
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CBROOKS
Posts: 4979 - Karma: 10,708
Overshot and overrotated on my first day jumping season before last...

Kidney split into 5 seperate pieces, collapsed right lung which over 2 pints of fluid was drained from via a very large syringe through my back, serious internal bruising, severe concussion, broken ribs.

2 weeks in the ICU, and I had to have a stint put into my bladder... So it was very painful to piss for MONTHS. And my urine was bloody until the end of that winter.

Great stuff.
Jun 13 2009 8:47PM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
that sucks big nuts
Jun 13 2009 8:50PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
i broke both the bones in my arms going 30 on a razor scooter down i gigantic hill
Jun 13 2009 8:50PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 62

woah. im suprised your still alive, youve pretty much broken all your insides

Jun 13 2009 8:51PM
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ninjahappy
Posts: 399 - Karma: 14
Kicked a 200 pound concrete block broke my pinky toe. CLAIM
Jun 13 2009 8:53PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
broke both my thumbs underrotating and knuckling a backflip 2 years ago
Jun 13 2009 9:11PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
well, lucky i havent been hurt bad (knock on wood), but i have been hurt in an embarrassing way.

i had those baseball thing that attached to a pole and you hit it and it winds around the pole, unwinds and then you hit it again. well i took a really big swing when i wasnt ready and ended up whacking myself in the head with a metal baseball bat. i was convinced i had a concussion although i dont really think i had one. i was probably 7

then i tagged this kid out as he was running to first base one day. he ran into my glove and he was a big kid and bend my thumb the wrong way. i hurt like a mofo. i dont know if i broke it but it was really swollen. then we were up to bat and i wanted to bat, so i hit this hard ground balls for a in the park homerun with this enormous thumb that hurt so much. i was like 8 here, haha

well, i have quit baseball since then, now im a lacrosse player and i have only caused injuries ;)
Jun 13 2009 9:17PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
i was there.
Jun 13 2009 9:17PM
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JsNeagle
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 1,506
when i was 12 i was skiing on spruce peak at stowe (before they groomed it)... i fell and started tomahawking... double ejected and one of my skis hit me in the face just below my eye. My cousin wrapped a scarf around my face and i skied to the bottom. Broke my cheek bone, needed 12 stitches, full head wrap for a week, and i couldn't open my eye for about a month. Doctors say my goggles saved my life, or my eye... they werent sure.
Jun 13 2009 10:19PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
broke my big toe scootering with mocassins on /claim
Jun 13 2009 10:30PM
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Italian.Stallion
Posts: 564 - Karma: 101
30,000 mph meteorite hit my hand...
Jun 13 2009 10:36PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37
aaahahaha
Jun 13 2009 10:37PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
My dad had a stint put in his bladder. And he would scream like he had been shot when he tried to piss. I know what you mean.
Jun 13 2009 10:39PM
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ninjahappy
Posts: 399 - Karma: 14
ahahaha win
Jun 13 2009 10:41PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
papercut for sure
Jun 13 2009 10:43PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
when i was about 5 i was racing this person on my scooter, and they were on fruit boots, down this what seemed to be big hill. i was going super fast and somehow crashed into this parked truck, broke my leg, then found out the other person didnt even go so i guess i  won.

this other time in hawaii i was boogiboarding and the wave smashed me down and i broke my collerbone
Jun 13 2009 10:48PM
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MulletMilitia
Posts: 803 - Karma: 18
i tried to pork my bird with my hot dog and he bit it leaving me with 10 stiches and a huge black scar.
Jun 13 2009 10:49PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Brand new Gerber slicing right into my finger... nine stiches.
Jun 13 2009 10:54PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
i havent seen you for a minute
Jun 13 2009 10:56PM
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WhiteBurd
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 98
this
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Jun 13 2009 11:00PM
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WhiteBurd
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 98
and this
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Jun 13 2009 11:06PM
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EAST~COAST
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 91
i was stuffing envelopes. you can just imagine....
Jun 13 2009 11:22PM
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Beefcake
Posts: 378 - Karma: 10
i shattered my patella (kneecap) into 5 pieces jumping off a cattrack onto a run that i thought had snow on it. dumb as fuck i know but i though it was 30ft. later where there actually was snow. i know i know pics or it didnt blah blah there pretty graphic so pm me.
Jun 13 2009 11:31PM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
never had stitches or broken a bone...  CLAIM!
Jun 13 2009 11:33PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
I fucked up my shoulder real bad one day this winter. I was trying to do a 7 but for some reason I set a cork 7. Interestingly enough, it was a picture perfect cork 7, I just took off a little backseat and backslapped on the landing really hard. I put an accidental cork 7 to feet lol.
Jun 13 2009 11:41PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
Blew up my shoulder landing in the middle of the pipe. Dislocated it, broke my humerus in half, and tore up a few tendons. Long story short I ended up with 2 screws for the rest of my life.
Jun 13 2009 11:43PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
Click for larger imageski edge got me
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Scar now looks a bit awkward
Jun 13 2009 11:54PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
i ran into a fire hydrant while skiing
Jun 13 2009 11:55PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
i broke my foot and all my toes jumping down some stairs during an epic nerf gun battle.
Jun 13 2009 11:57PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
urban? who has a fucking fire hydrant on a mountain?

or parking lot?
Jun 14 2009 12:02AM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
i managed to break my arm by doing an ollie on a skateboard. i fell and it was on of the biggest fails of my life
Jun 14 2009 2:20AM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
it was by the hotel room
Jun 14 2009 2:27AM
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kiwi_as
Posts: 421 - Karma: 189
Dislocated and Fractured my hip, and tore my lung overshooting and overspinning a backflip over a small kicker. didn't know about the lung until a couple days later when air leaked out of the hole in my lung into a cavity and started irritating my spinal chord, couldn't take a proper breath for about 2 weeks after that.
Jun 14 2009 5:33AM
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erichkuss
Posts: 839 - Karma: 12
I gotta a boo boo on my finger once but my mommy kissed it so it's all good.
Jun 14 2009 10:19AM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
damn yo. shits real
Jun 14 2009 10:56AM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
Win!
Jun 14 2009 10:59AM
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Jib-Life
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -4
Impaled my liver with my ski pole overshooting spent 3 weeks in intensive care, wasn't sposed to live, and then 2 years later overshot again breaking my pelvis in a few spots and tearing my rotator cuff. Needless to say I am pretty sure I am done with jumps.
Jun 14 2009 11:07AM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
fractured by growth plate in my lower leg jumping into a pool, it hit the side where it starts to slope down,also split my leg open right under my knee skiing in woods i purposely bailed so i wouldnt hit a fallen log and cut my leg on something got 16 stitches.
Jun 14 2009 11:18AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
my cat scratched my face and split my eyelid in half

now to claim for my mom, she got her pole stuck under her patella back when she was racing in high school.
Jun 14 2009 2:30PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i lolled....
Jun 14 2009 2:38PM
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