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god is an alien

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linemaverick540
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what if, in a sense ther was a god but not the traditional god. what if all these signs that are aliens are god? what if the earth was formed by god, an alien. just a thought


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Feb 1 2004 5:02PM
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Lateralis
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then would be aliens as well??? id hope so, i really wanna get probed


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Feb 1 2004 5:21PM
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404404
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what if the NS alien was are god, and he changed his name to lateris.



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Feb 1 2004 5:22PM
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linemaverick540
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yea... what if


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Feb 1 2004 5:26PM
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MacMahoooon
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Read Chariots of the Gods...

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Feb 1 2004 5:47PM
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spin
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but then he wouldnt be able to probe himself, and hed cry, so that doesnt work out.
Feb 1 2004 5:56PM
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linemaverick540
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^^whose it by?
^since when do aliens probe themselves?


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Feb 1 2004 5:57PM
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Papa
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that's pure madness, what a crazy world we're in where everything is nothing and nothing is exactly how it seems




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Feb 1 2004 6:04PM
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CTripper
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if god is the almighty creator, but you say he's an alien, then who created aliens?
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Feb 1 2004 6:19PM
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linemaverick540
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who created god?


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Feb 1 2004 6:22PM
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winterparksuks
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I DID








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IT'S AFGHANIMATION!!!
Feb 1 2004 6:43PM
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linemaverick540
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word


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Feb 1 2004 6:52PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
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chicken or the egg dude

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Feb 1 2004 7:10PM
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linemaverick540
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if a persons whole belief system is based on the fact that someone had to create earth, then who do they think created that person/thing? seems like an iropnic thing to base a belieff off of


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Feb 1 2004 8:30PM
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mark.p
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your just supposed to believe that God was always there... atleast thats what my religion teacher said


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Feb 1 2004 9:27PM
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Ds91260
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^shoot that bitch


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Feb 1 2004 9:51PM
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freeskiing04
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definitely
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Feb 1 2004 11:37PM
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busta720
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i am an athiest
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Feb 1 2004 11:50PM
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dman1260
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if you really think about it, God has to be an alien because he isnt from earth. He may have created earth but sense he was here before earth, he isnt from earth. God is an alien.
Feb 1 2004 11:53PM
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doghoy
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i created him, i DID
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Feb 2 2004 8:54AM
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linemaverick540
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well then why are so many people afraid of aliens if the person they worship is in fact an alien?


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Feb 2 2004 3:31PM
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