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Carmelo anthony is the second coming of jesus christ
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clearly jesus christ was a white male that performed miracles. Carmelo is a black male who plays basketball the chances of them being the same person are extremely low
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brilliant. this man has clearly studied theology.
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jesus christ had dreads.. so shake um.
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Only jesus could have done wat was performed in todays game between the denver nuggets and dallas.
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say it in a mexican accent.
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therefore Carmelo Anthony = Jesus
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i believe in carmelo.
jesus, not so much.
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Carmelo is a beast
but Jesus is godly
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carmelo doesn't play basketball in sandals
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Jesus is a beast
but Carmelo is godly *
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carmelo performed a miracle but let me tell you something, he doesn't need sandals to play ball in. He has these
[img/]http://www.sneakerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/air-jordan-melo-m5-denver-nuggets-4.jpg[img]
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jesus>chucknorris>lebron>carmello
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jesus would never play on the same team as chris andersen, thus carmelo is not jesus.
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well jesus never got a dui
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Back in the day when Jordan dropped 63 on the Celtics in the Eastern Conference first round, Larry Bird said that he was god in sneakers.
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I am going to bump this thread. He further proved his holiness tonight. 34 points and he took on Kobe, melo gets boobs in his face tonight.
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and Kobe gets Luke Waltons dick in his ass
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carmelo might be jesus, but lebron is god
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im almost certain that jesus was not white......
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Jesus was most likely brown actually
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