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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
So, i search barred and the other rapping thread was 6 years old and really shitty. Basically, you throw down what you got. Don't go googling or shit. Just type out the best thing that comes to your head. If this gets good we could maybe get some voting going and maybe even find a NS rapping prodigy.

I'll start it off...

if u dont think im the boss, u must be confused
i shop at the best stores, ur salvation army, ur used
ive been makin these poor jokes, there may be no need
I do love the money, but this rap aint built on greed
its mostly built on passion, my blood sweat and tears
u like to travel the speed limit, im rollin in 6th gear
i be a lamborghini, 0-60, real fast
I'll break all ur bones, leave u in a body cast
Ill leave u in traction, yo limbs hangin this way and that
u try to fight me, u just meet the business end of my gat
maybe i dont have a gun, all i need is a tongue
ill be beating u mentally and physically ill add the fu to the kung.
that last rhyme was mediocre, i know i got betta
u dream about bein me, because im a go getta
I dont have to break rule, im the one that makes them
Im a diamond in the rough, ur a plastic gem
I could get u out of a vending machine
Ur raps are muddy and dirty, im so fresh and so clean
May 5 2009 10:28PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
haha double postage with quite a bit in here...but these I think should be posted in here too. it's not really even a rap battle anymore lol. just some lyrics I'm recording in the studio this weekend or next, not sure which.

what happened to the nation
that final proclamation
the people rising up together without hesistation

what happened to the vision
the simple rhyme and rhythm
the promise given to improve the quality of living

I only see division, bigotry and premonitions
prison systems missing villains, only holding lawyer victims
The mission multiplies, satellites float in the sky
signals that read SOS reflected back into my eyes

[chorus here, still writing it]

how you gonna manage, look at the planet
look at the damage, dammit, can it
be like this forever, never ending till we all can't stand it

Get a little bit more cash, and then
spend it on the freshness, brand-new benz
buy another something, buy and spend
whatcha gonna do when the story ends

you really can't pretend, all around it's happenin'
the GDP will kill the trees oh please the human race is sin
but I won't let it win, watch the figures fall, the trends
are starting to reverse, the curse is lifted, better hope we win

[chorus here, still writing it]

The future's coming with the sounds, that's what I'm about
I've told you what I believe, and I don't got no doubt
It's my philosphy, you hear the speakers bleed
it's my reminder for the rest of y'all to listen, see?

The senses interact, focused on the contact
of social contracts, so I make tracks, that blast
stay whack, I'm just crazy, like crack
that's fact, wrap it up, crackin up', Matt's is

back on the scene, with a dream of a clean world
clearly obscene, but I mean well, gee, swell
I say what I say, get paid what I'm paid
and I'm cool with the fact that we need a fresh change
Jun 17 2009 2:36PM
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pharmony19
Posts: 321 - Karma: 37
JimR is realll
Jun 17 2009 3:12PM
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jakepwilliams
Posts: 895 - Karma: 51
uh

nsg, ay listen to me,
you really dont know and you just cant see,
looking for the next ns rap prodigy,
well stop your search, dont waste your time,
im gunna take a break from my dime and
drop you a rhyme...
between my acid flashbacks
and my adderall's withdrawls,
just lookin' for a passion, still waitin for some calls
and when tomorrow rolls around,
wake me up, off the ground,
my head spun off my shoulders,
tell me if it's found.
excuse me while i yak last nights jack,
and remind me what day it is, they all seem the same,
doing the same old thing, thinking life as a shame
i just passed go in the government's monopoly game
same old day, or is it tommorow? or am i just dreamin',
with the nightmare that follows,
because everyday i get older
and every fucking day the world gets colder,
the youth are stacked away like files in a folder
but remember, freedom is in the eye of the beholder,
we need a revolution, fuck rain, lets make it hail,
not precipitation, molotov cocktail,

Jun 17 2009 3:44PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
I've been chillin here for a couple months
smokin all day just rollin blunts
where'd yall go i havent seen shit
i'll wait here while your b's on my dick

i got that patience, it gets me thru
you aint got nothin, your sayin who?
why aint you rappin? spittin that fire
yall bitches scared, i'm gettin higher

i'll wait all day, sit at my desk
you prolly wont show, scared like the rest
once again i've dropped my lines
you prolly wont try, your already mine
Nov 16 2009 6:16PM
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midwest-carver
Posts: 55 - Karma: 10
you might be thinkin your coo.
but all you are is poo.
why don't you just go roll your blunt
and be a little cunt.
you think your pimpin
but your just slipin.
ok now, why don't you go get high
as i stay fly.

haha just made stuff up
Nov 16 2009 6:37PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,266
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Nov 16 2009 6:43PM
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*Get_ill*
Posts: 344 - Karma: 6

you may be thinkin your the shit

but im the one rubbin your girls clit

you prolly a piece of white trash

one with a little mexi stash

you cant measure up to this

your centimeters

im inches

now listen up bitches

you in your neighborhood bein creeper

i got friends hold up while i check my beeper

its someone lookin for some weed

or maybe some speed

but what ever the case

im outy, now listen to up my new base

Nov 16 2009 6:56PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14

^im glad you gave this thread a bump

now watch, i give this thread a jump

make you sound half retarded, like forest gump

my lyrics put other nsg emcees in a slump

because my calculations are correct

my penis is erect, forces nsers to get wrecked

leave 'em broken down, derelict

tang may under the radar

even unheard of like ralph nader

but ive got a voice unique

like darth vader

i swing my lyrical light saber

slay faster, harder than urijah faber

leave it alone, new school nation

this is my rap king coronation

Nov 17 2009 10:02AM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
This could either be epic win or epic fail but I just made a Rap Battle cult.

https://newschoolers.com/web/members/culthome/id/4814/t/Rap+Battle/
Nov 17 2009 10:32AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
winner winner chicken dinner
Nov 17 2009 1:13PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
sounds like aotp to me
Nov 17 2009 1:15PM
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[Dawn
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 69
hey

why the fuck did you bump this? if you're a girl i'll stick my dick up your rumpus.
your raps are just about as clean as bum piss, dont diss. you throw writtens, your rhymes aren't original - there minimal. my raps spill out all over the wheeles of steel, wht you feel is real. it's the whole meal deal. i recognize half your lyrics from real songs, you're always frontin, acting like you hit bongs, and strip thongs. if you think you're hot shit that must be one cold ass. and even warm poo cools down fast, i'm like dry ice.. retaining my chill. or like a volcano, i open my mind and let my rhymes spill. jea, these are the words of dill. my songs are complex and interweave like circle charts. they stoppin hearts. damn i'm smart. no weed here i'm creative anyways on any-days i can destroy your shitty ways and blur your gaze. your songs graze, mine decimate. hold on, stop the hate.
Nov 17 2009 2:01PM
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DubV134
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 690
damn dog this is all just straight hate
whats the plan? skip the movies straight tadate rape
im not gunna talk about how big my blunt is
just think someone outta give some direction to you poor lost kids
its easy to rhyme when sit back n got all the time
but f-ck that me n my crew be reppin the front line

i come from a land far far away
a simple place, everyone says nice day
its not a fable that we drink r opposition under the table
so wipe off that frown, the suns always shines down on r West Virginian town

foreal though im sittin here gettin high with the girls gone wild camera guy
i know u all check out r flicks while u play with ur small dicks
ask ur girl if u dont trust us
she'll tell u how hard we bring the f-cking rukus
Nov 17 2009 3:47PM
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[Dawn
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 69
half of your rhymes dont make sense
they borderline,just like a fence
you try to battle me, and steal all my glory
i'm a master of oratory and i'll leave you gory
sorta like the climax of a horror story.
you're just about as G as a G-rated-movie.
so ya see. your rhymes are confusing like shakespear.
the flow's non existent like a river gone dry
let me tell you a secret: YOU GONNA DIE.
i'll pimp your ride, into a hearse. you gonna need it
if you throw another curst at me.
you censor your own rhymes, what the fuck, b?


Nov 17 2009 4:08PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
i ski in my free time, when snows on the ground
i ain't got no car, but i be slope-bound
throwin 3s slidin rails left and right
dont be an ass, im not scared, i'll fight

in the summer, when it's hot as that fire
you'll be moppin floors while i'm gettin higher
don't be ashamed, it was bound to happen
and dont get scared, when the po-po come tappin
you might think i'm losin, but i still got my flow
when all's said and done, your beggin them hoes
when all's said and done, i'm so god damn smooth
when all's said and done, your trippin, YOU lose

i be religious, like moses the prophet
but i ain't no jew, no goldstein, no crockett
i pray all the time, kneel by my bed
but don't get me wrong, i still get that head

now i'm related to the guy in the sky
all the time i'm askin why why why
my pop's is god, im his only son
it's execution, you the victim, i'm the gun
pop, pop, it's over, real quick, your done

Nov 17 2009 4:25PM
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sTr8_JiBbiN
Posts: 494 - Karma: 43

yo he may be from mass, but mass got the grass

and if you dont alrady know mass will kick your ass

we got the hottest chicks and you know they suck our dicks.

you aint nuthin your just discustin.

and you have to face the fact that you cant com back to a ryme like this, cuz it just the BEST so shut it so no bullets enter yo chest. mo FUCKAAA

Nov 17 2009 4:35PM
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sTr8_JiBbiN
Posts: 494 - Karma: 43

ok you can stay fly

but but when you die well still be high while your fallin

into that black abyss so just suck on this before you get dissed

ohh wait you just did, so grow up you fuckin kid and dont be a punk cuz you know you just junk,

your rymes suck and your gona be fucked so stop hatinn

if you want you can join the crew and do the do, and stop bein a cunt and role the next blunt.  

Nov 17 2009 4:50PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
AY bitch niggas dont start

christ says steez when he sees me ski

i drop cork threes like its nothin, terrain park

bitches drop knees when im nuttin, telemark

...

skeezin on them snowbunnies, butter off a jump buddy, but i gotta run ski patrols number one-

offender, cause i hit the slopes on a bender

catch me on the lift gettin brain from your sisterrrr

...

WHASUP STILL THE GODDAMN BEST GET AT ME BITCHEZ


Feb 15 2012 11:09AM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
dorm seeesh
Feb 15 2012 11:16AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
hahahahahahaha excellent random bump
Feb 15 2012 12:12PM
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jawnswagg3r
Posts: 105 - Karma: 13
shut the fuck up ya'll is mad flakey.
im sittin sippin patrone and spit tin this mad tasty.
please come and race me,
on skis or in the whip, i'll be in first placey.
Miley cirus racy.
don't get me wrong, she's still my boo doe.
i am not cath o lick, i worship the buddha.
so hop up on this dick, i assure you it's a barracuda.
she think she my main bitch, nah she's in bermuda.
i stay east coast steady mobbing because its what i was raised to do.
full tilts on more than shoes,
i skip class, shred the gnar with no bros, but two nephews.
assignments weeks past due.
we animals, come find us in the zoo.
balls so big they bigger then queues, and my cork 1080s always comin through.
look at you, ew.
No jew, money been blew, bitches be beaucoup,
winnie the pooh causin a hullabaloo with my subdue cockatoo sipping on shampoo.



lol
Feb 15 2012 2:00PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
 all yer sayin is some blatant ass fiction

 simple ass diction is enough to piss a kid off

, shits broken as a busted ass robot
 
somebody fix 'im - fuck it - somebody call asimov

then have that nigga pass it off or pass it on, i'm-

tappin blunt ashes into glasses on the counter top i-

spit faster on the adderall crashin into catholic priests

laughin at the cattle as i batter all their masters see

fuck you nigga, who you?

fuck buddha, who he?

anorexic ass nigga starvin underneath a tree

cool, you an animal, bunny rabbit, neat

pray that they cage me, blue skin, im the beast

shit, nothin better for me to do... all this fuckin rain

so i lube up with your shampoo and give cock to your cockatoo,

nigga gettin bird brain

what's that, yer main bitch on my dick? i guess she wanna go too

when i finish on her face she look up and say... merci beaucoup


 














Feb 15 2012 6:19PM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
Yeah anytime I step I blaze it thoroughly
No one seeing me i need corrective laser surgery
Check my date of birth you see i am only 21
Hotter then the summer bitch you know I got it covered son
Get it done when I get up on a beat and I tear it up
Cause all I got in this world is my word and a pair of nuts
Bring em in ill air em out hustling like escebar
With lyrics sharper then the claws retracted in a leopards paw
Check my repretuar cause I been grinding for a minute
Heh, and even the haters admitted I can spit it
This rapping is a sport to me
Break it down importantly
Whiter then a kilo bitch I'm bringing Boston George with me
Rambling answering the hate and spitting gorgeously
cant handle him I'm Aniken
And yes I got the force with me
Torture be have them all asking where the chorus be
Bitch I'm good money and nobody affording me
Playing my cards right whiter then a Marb lite
Voice raspier then christian bale in the dark knight
I got my competition saying our fathers
And every fucking hater running scared like Paul walker
I don't fire deadly shots
Never with a semi cocked
Just light up heavy pot and spit venom call me eddy Brock
Webby drops, whether you ready or not heavy metal or pop
So steadily I'll get to the top
Clever as ever so watch the bass and treble will not
So fucking loud its like getting hit in the head with a rock


Feb 15 2012 6:52PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
you got swagger in your name we know you're a queer
just shut the fuck up and put your thumb in your rear
now if you didn't get it the first time just let me be clear
you suck more dick than the lebron-less cavaliers
you say your weiner is like a barracuda
how unimpressive
mines like a fucking komodo dragon
that shits aggressive
you say you're not a catholic
but i bet you licked the popes dick
you went home and stroked your stick
next to your boyfriend named nick
you made a lyrical faux pas
you put bro in your rap
your weiner's skinny as a straw
looking at susan boyle to fap
balls so big they bigger then queues
what the fuck does that mean dude?
you say come find us at the zoo
its cuz you act like monkeys about to screw
you're a fuckin joke
east coast steady mobbin
we all know you're just broke
go back to bein hood, keep on robbin
your best trick is a straight air
terrain park lobbin
you're the only one that's flakey, raps all shakey, go play with snakey, and stop actin like a fakey



seriously no hate though, went to last page and scrolled and found yours first so decided to reply






Feb 15 2012 6:57PM
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so_gangk
Posts: 530 - Karma: 94
you say im pussy i dear ya to stick your dick in this if i was a pussy id be filled with cypiliss herpess gunarear clamidia getting rid of ya
Feb 15 2012 8:36PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
all these bitches trying to rap it's all kinda sad
but not as sad as the fact that I never knew my dad
who walked out on my momma 2 months after I was born
and my momma cried her heart out cause she knew it had been torn
and now my life revolves around that woman that I love
that that stripper that I fucked a bunch, this one I don't like to shove
dollar bills in her thong and watch her take off all them clothes
but I know which one I love and I already have them hoes
grabbin at my waist belt knowing they can't have what they want
I think I could have some fun, ladies I'm gonna go and taunt
you with all my money, cars, clothes, shoes, houses and other shit
since I know all you care about is how much diamonds you can fit
on that thing you call a finger more like a diamond encrusted dildo that fits
right up in a man's dreams and hopes, you know fuck
I'm done with you
Feb 15 2012 8:58PM
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EvanWalz
Posts: 273 - Karma: 347
yeah Im the best
put me to any test
yall aint even good
yall aint from da hood
numba one in the game like im mister bobby ray
my boy jay keep tellin me my ish krey
I take ya girl and ya mom too
your girl call me love, your mom call me boo
im still numba one, why you even try
when im in your town and your gonna cry
guess what?
im in your town and its goin down
im in your city and im taking all your bitties
ive said too much and im outta words
im leaving now flashin the tom wallisch bird!
Feb 15 2012 9:05PM
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jawnswagg3r
Posts: 105 - Karma: 13
ahaha word man.<3

but really you the one that,
more then occasionally looks at susan to cop a fap.
but please, lets end this elementary chit chat.
if you wanna get involved this is lyrical combat.
yeah broke as hell, cuz my all weed and brews
put my wallet on a diet, non-fat.
no sandusky, but how we do penn state frat.
and its a lifestyle at that.
usually don't rap, unless pussies on the prowl,
you remind me of a rat.
you brought penis's like 20 times,
if you are homo, its cool, otherwise you should be smacked.
i'd tell you i fucked your bitch... but she's flat.

Feb 16 2012 9:26AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
You think you so clever,
You think you got flow,
I ain't a retard,
You think I dunno.

This be a rap battle,
So spit your own rhymes,
It's not that fuckin' hard,
Jus' take a lil time.

So write your own verse,
You lying S.O.B.,
I know where you got that,
That shit's Chris Webby.
Feb 16 2012 10:51AM
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armadaski44
Posts: 481 - Karma: 15
OHHHHHHHH ahhahahaa. dope yo
Feb 16 2012 11:53AM
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