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Fuckin Guidos

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baethoven
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i don't think that this is a repost, and i find this fucking hilarious.

May 5 2009 9:00AM
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casual
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Any woman who finds anything in the least appealing about those roided out, spray on tanned, tribal tatted, spikey haired, collar popped scumbags, is officially gross. 

Can we find some stats correlating the rate of HPV infection to a woman's tendency to be attracted to a Jersey Guido?  My guess is that there is a direct 1 to 1 relationship.
May 7 2009 1:45AM
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Lax_Bro40
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hey like i said, wasnt defending them, but no matter how much i lose respect for a girl who is into a guido, you cant deny the fact that they bone dimes. They are gay as fuck at the same time though.
May 7 2009 1:56AM
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casual
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I don't think chicks with trampstamps, fake tits, fake nails, fake coach bags, herpes, undyed roots, and who sound like Fran Drescher are anything to sweat cuz.

I'll stick to my 7's and 8's with brains, class, and style.  You get back what you put out there.  Bullshit attracts bullshit.
May 7 2009 2:07AM
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J.D.
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As long as hot chicks continue to be inexplicably attracted to douchebags, there will continue to be guys who, for the sake of ass, will do everything in their power to be the biggest douchebags they can be. I can think of a few people from NS that have struck me as falling into this category, and I'm sure the girls just love it. So don't hate the guido trash, they's just doin' wut they has to.


... Uh... I mean, fuckin guidos.
May 7 2009 2:56AM
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Clarkes
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thank you thread creator i feel better about myself now because I am not one of them
May 7 2009 4:06AM
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steviecakes
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fuckin aye. just watched the video and reminds me of an old childhood friend whom i haven't talked to in years that turned into a guido since then (i live on long island). now he's a creatine chugging, fake tanning, blowout haired bro who lives off his parents and just goes to shitty clubs with bad house music =(
May 7 2009 10:11AM
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Benedetto.
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most motherfuckers out there in long island no matter who they are, from punk to skaters to emo fags to dave matthew lovers to jocks to preps to guido's to liberal bastards, they all got the same "i'm better than you" attitude. don't know if its in the water out there or what
May 7 2009 12:05PM
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T-Holt
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I love NYC, I live in Brooklyn, but that doesn't change the fact that I hate guidos.
May 7 2009 12:08PM
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Twinjibber77
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Jersey girls aren't trash. . . .

 . . . Cause trash gets picked up.
May 7 2009 12:49PM
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skifree919
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yes it is
May 7 2009 12:57PM
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Benedetto.
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wow man your the first one to say that on here
May 7 2009 4:00PM
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IceCreamer
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I am and you still sound dumb.
May 7 2009 6:06PM
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Where-am-I
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ha  ha ahahhahahahah  fucking guidos
May 7 2009 6:23PM
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blindside
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....did that guy just say he doesn't know what a pet peeve is?....
May 7 2009 8:27PM
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baethoven
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hahaha +k
May 7 2009 9:05PM
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Dan-Man
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hahahah!! i wish i grew up in jersey.
May 7 2009 10:50PM
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skiminnesota
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ok im not sticking up for them.

but NS is so funny some times. apparently all of these guys are "faggot ass guidos."

something or others. (isnt fag a banning word?)

you guys need to take a long hard look in the mirror. what would happen if someone made a thread about how he or she cant stand someone with hair down to their shoulders, smokes pot like a chimney, skis, looks and acts like a dead beat. and how much they hate "this type of person"

are there douches who dress and act  like these guys. hell yes.

are there douches who ski and might look like a dead beat? hell yes.

are there douches who wear jeans and tee shirts? hell yes.

are there douches who dress preppy? hell yes.

NS seems to have an affinity for hating on these guys. yet in the next thread you will hear "let just all get along and do our own thing" unless you fall into a category of person we hate.


you guys need to get out into the world and interact with more people.
May 7 2009 11:30PM
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VCharette
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^Because guidos are strait up stupid. They are aggressive as fuck and they think they are the best. They also threat women like objects. Those values usually don't fit with us, typicall nsers. I wouldn't mind if some guidos hated on white suburb kids who try to look like g's while they ski, that's what we do!
May 7 2009 11:40PM
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skiminnesota
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ok lots of "types of people" treat women like objects. LOTS.

whats aggressive define it for me? there are aggressive people no matter how big their muscles are or how tanned they are.

can you imagine the hateraide fest if i made a thread...

"check out this guy, he looks like a dead beat dirty hippy bum"

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for the record Sage sounds like an AWESOME guy to meet and ski with. watching his sage cam on youtube is the shit.

but wouldnt you say it a wee bit narrow minded to throw him into a "faggot ass" category just because of the way he looks?
May 7 2009 11:48PM
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VCharette
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what a fuckin stupid hippy....

And yeah well he doesnt seem like a mean person. Did you even listen to the video, listen to what they are saying it's totally stupid. And I've seen way more jacked up guidos being agressive douche bags than pot smoking hippy skiers.
May 7 2009 11:52PM
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baethoven
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you make a valid statement, but you need to look at the key factors here

spray on tans

vain as fuck

frosted tips

giand meat heads

and lastly the simple mentality that "i am the best"

May 7 2009 11:58PM
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skiminnesota
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did i enjoy the video? yes. did i get a laugh out of how stupid some of them were? absolutely.

i went What the fuck? at the mom part. who would let their daughter do that with them around.



how about these guys?

always "im so socially conscious"

im so in tune with the world, and im sure you're killing it.

take a fucking shower.

bunch of dead beats, i bet they dont even have real jobs.




would i actually say this? no. DONT lump people together into these hated groups. please.

again, i think NS needs to get outside its own little world and interact with people who dont wear tall tees and nike dunks.  maybe then NS would end the hate fest on the type of people it sees fit to hate.

yes that was harsh.
May 8 2009 12:09AM
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JayDope
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if u have actually been to wayne, u would know its not full of guidos like this, i graduated from HS last year, and there were maybe 5 AT most of these kids in my grade, and there were juiced up at all just skinny drug addicts...and in the other public HS in wayne, there may be a few more, but its nothing like this video portrays, ive lived in wayne for almost 20 years, and i can tell u its not like that at all
May 8 2009 1:06AM
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Bugler
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Wow, that was fucking hilarious. The best part when was when they asked what her parents would think of it, and her mom was there...and she said "You have to sleep with him, not me"

That's what happens when you are raised in NJ i guess.
May 8 2009 1:14AM
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JayDope
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not at all, if my mother saw either of my sisters doing that, she would have grabbed them by the hair and dragged them into the car and drove them home and im fmor jersey
May 8 2009 1:18AM
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casual
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Justin...enough already. Why are you playing devil's advocate here? Honestly, sometimes I think you're just argumentative for the sake of being so, or alternatively, you just really like hearing/seeing yourself talk/write.

No one is implying that "Guidos" have a monopoly on being worthless douchebags. Of course people from all walks of life, with all kinds of styles are capable of being utter and total assholes....and, I agree that the pseudo-intellectual, self-righteous hippieish crowd offers its own unique blend of douchebaggery.
That being said, the people in that video are completely indefensible. This isn't a case of a few people who may share a few superficial fashion preferences being unfairly judged and lumped into some group...We're talking about people who openly admit (and brag) about how many fights they get into, the threesomes they're involved in, and a bunch of other bullshit that solidifies their reputation as "guidos". I live just outside of Jers at what would essentially be exit 1 of the infamous Jersey Turnpike, and I assure you that these people are very real, and that they deserve every bit of ridicule they're getting in this thread.

Just exactly what point are you trying to make? Frankly man, you're coming across as trying to sound superior and tolerant...total posturing right now on your part in my opinion.
May 8 2009 1:29AM
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skiminnesota
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hang on you know my name? NOT FAIR. haha

i might be coming off as a Dbag in this thread. i dont really care. :) my whole point was NS screams how tolerant and just get along with other people they are. yet they never miss a beat to rip these guys, girls in uggs, girls in NF, the list goes on. IMO

i agree the people in THIS video would drive me crazy and yes they do deserve the ridicule, yet i hate to see the way NS passes judgement on so many people just for the way they present themself to society.
May 8 2009 2:19AM
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Shredneck
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Im embarrassed to live 7 hours from NJ
May 8 2009 7:52AM
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Benedetto.
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but yo man i'm not hatin on what u do and how you roll but you come on here saying how you tan and shit. you almost fit that guido criteria kid
May 8 2009 10:32AM
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baethoven
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+k for another good argument. i see where you're coming from, and i completely agree. but certain people among these groups, both hippies and guidos have individuals with horrible personalities that cast ample shadows of hate upon them. do i agree with this no? do i find them funny? sure do.

it's the groups of people that try to stand out, and beg for attention that usually get the brunt of everybody's spiteful comments

hippies i don't mind as much though, because at least they have something other than themselves to be passionate about.

 

May 8 2009 9:42PM
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STREETS
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Im embarrassed to live on the same continent.
May 8 2009 10:56PM
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Benedetto.
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your from canada, who said you could speak in here?
May 8 2009 11:30PM
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Twinjibber77
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I'm going to a prom in NJ. I better not look at anybody wrong, cause they'll start a fight.
(-k if for some reason you don't catch this) lol
May 8 2009 11:38PM
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JayDope
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idk if u realized, but u already mentioned this on the first page, its like u want me to see ur saying it to me or soemthing, and yeah alot of ppl go tanning even ppl on NS, btw i havent gone tanning in over a year, im sorry if im natrually tan (sicilian) and look somewhat "guido" but i am not a guido by any means. Sure i go to the gym but why wouldnt u want to keep in good shape? and i said it before wayne isnt full of guidos at all
May 9 2009 12:59AM
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Twinjibber77
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Sage is such a chill dude. Mad funny.
May 9 2009 11:00AM
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Benedetto.
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yo man just pointing it out cause you fit the criteria too. why would you ever go tanning if your sicilian? too fit in? i'm sicilian too, i know how it is
May 9 2009 11:40AM
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Blurst
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dude its clearly that he is just a guido and doesnt like us making fun of him
May 9 2009 11:59AM
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Benedetto.
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is that clear? is it really now? i don't give a fuck what you say, i talk shit right back
May 9 2009 12:01PM
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baethoven
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do you feel cooler for having said that? look me im bad ass cause i can talk shit over the internet. im not even part of this argument, but this still skeeves me cause all you do is talk trash.
May 9 2009 1:03PM
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Benedetto.
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it skeeves you? maybe you should grow some fucking skin. and maybe a set of fucking testicles while your growing shit
May 10 2009 1:31AM
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casual
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Early favorite for biggest douche of the summer. You literally haven't had anything positive to say yet.

Crawl back into whatever little hater ass cave you emerged from.
May 10 2009 1:35AM
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Benedetto.
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i would be honored to take the award!!!

little hater? hahah.
May 10 2009 1:39AM
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baethoven
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hahaha you're gonna have to do better than that
May 10 2009 12:53PM
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Lax_Bro40
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he actually has said something positive. how much he loves living in NY.. and to me that makes him a winner. At least us new yorkers can be proud having one of our own as NS's biggest douchebag.


And for the whole "guido" arguement im sure they could make this judgement on about 98% of kids on this site.

You are all a bunch of wiggers who walk around in your tall tees and nike dunks saying how "thug" your new xxxxxl tee shirt is and dank the nug you just smoked was. Then continue to walk around looking down on anyone who dresses up when they go out whether it be polo, j crew, ed hardy(for the guidos), hollister ect. Dont you realize you are the same exact thing as these people? You choose to dress like a wanna be thug and talk a bout all the "ghetto" shit you have done or how "hood" you look when in actuality i could drive you guys down some roads in NY and drop you off and you will be running in tears begging for some tight ripped jeans and a polo so all the real hood kids dont kick ur pussy little asses. This site has been getting on my nerves about this shit for so long i guess my fuze blew. But your all a bit rediculous when it comes to shit like this. Your all just as gay as everyone else, maybe worse because i gaurentee most of you have never even seen a real hood.
May 10 2009 5:50PM
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casual
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Not only is your comparison/analogy completely terrible....but, this is your pic. If this doesn't scream wannabe thug, nothing does.

May 10 2009 6:27PM
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casual
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May 10 2009 6:28PM
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Benedetto.
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i would of boosted your karma for that but i already had you at ten for something else
May 10 2009 10:13PM
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cams
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That's what I was going to say
May 10 2009 11:12PM
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Lax_Bro40
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hahahahhaa or its just a cool looking picture. I was flamed beyond all belief on this website because i told people i wore polo's and worked at hollister. That screams thug right? you walk around talking about how Thug and "ignant" you all are. And how cool you are because you only wear tall tee and ball shorts with your sick ass nike dunks. Your a fucking fool. You look like an idiot, and your trying to be something your not. In now way at all is skiing hood, and honestly i used to be down with the whole thing, now i realize how fucking stupid you all are. NONE OF YOU ARE EVEN CLOSE TO HOOD, GANGSTA, THUG. not even close. look in the mirror. At least guidos aren't trying to be something there not with a crazy as front. I really want to just put some of you in places in NY and watch you just shit your pants.
May 11 2009 1:05AM
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Galli
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the kid that lives wit me is from toms river, jersey...haha. funny shit

May 11 2009 1:23AM
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