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Beer + asprin = mega gas?

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PacificRimJob
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So, I'm kinda chillin in my room... halfway between the TV and NS, and watching the last king of scotland on the tele. I havent ever seen it.

I look up, and the setting is forest whittaker is laying down in pain, and he's moaning and groaning on a bed. He says he has a TERRIBLE stomach ache thats making it so he cannot move.

this white scottish doctor is there, checking him out... and the Forest Whittaker is kinda reluctant for help because he's got SUCH bad indigestion.

The white doctor looks over, and see pills, and an empty bottle of beer.

"I think I know what this is"...

he starts tapping on his stomach, and it feels hollow. The guy's in super amount of pain, and groans.

He grabs a baseball bat (how they got THAT in Uganda, I dont know..) and an ottoman, and asks him to sit up, and sit down on the ottoman.

he sits behind him, and holds the bat over his stomach. The guy is like 'WTF ARE U DOING?" and he goes "trust me... now just slowly stand up on the count of 3."

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2.
3!

they stand up and the guy proceeds to unleash the most rank, loud, explosive, never ending bodily gas ever.... straight cartoon status...

they start busting up laughing...
"oh my goodness i'm so embarassed!"

"dont mix beer and asprin, next time"

"is that REALLY what you think caused that?"


I now know what NOT to do after drinking...


May 3 2009 6:13AM
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k-rob
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so yeah now i need to try this. do you figure canadian beer would do the trick or do i need something a little more homemade?
May 3 2009 6:17AM
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wh@t
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not a good idea. it can kill you in larger doses.
May 3 2009 8:39AM
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Pman13a
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eats away at your insides in small doeses
May 3 2009 8:55AM
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pho[tog]rapher
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it eats the lining of your stomach after awhile, the protective coating. then once that goes away, the acids in your stomach mow on your actual stomach and henceforth cause ulcers which are fucking painful as fuuuuck.

if you can not take aspirin on a regular basis, that's your best bet. most headaches are just a sign of dehyhdration (duh i know, drinking) and if you can just kill it with water on a regular basis and save the aspirin for your most dead-bed situations, that's your best bet.
May 3 2009 9:16AM
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*Nickdel*
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the torture scene in that movie is soo messed up
May 3 2009 9:32AM
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chapz
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yeah not such a good idea hahah. alcohol and any painkiller can be a bad combination.
May 3 2009 9:54AM
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wh@t
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yeah, it makes me proud to be African.
May 3 2009 10:40AM
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gbirrd
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just stick to cough medicine and sprite. easier and much better
May 3 2009 10:51AM
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japanada
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I believe that if you are gonna take a painkiller, ibuprofen and booze are much better for you. Take 2 pills b4 bed after a heavy night of drinking and it is sopposed to help the next day. Plus its not as harsh on your stomach.
May 3 2009 11:30AM
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skeedle
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unbelievable movie.
i totally forgot about that scene until right now. haha i thought it was super ridiculous compared to the seriousness to the rest of the movie.
May 3 2009 3:09PM
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PacificRimJob
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thats why I was so blown away by it...

so crazy random.
May 3 2009 8:03PM
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PacificRimJob
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So... my roommate actually did this yesterday on accident...

and the whole place smelled so bad, that I still feel like it left impressions in the walls...
Apr 13 2011 5:53AM
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ECB
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bumpin all your old threads?
Apr 13 2011 5:57AM
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PacificRimJob
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Going thru them, yep.

but only because i was looking through them in order to find this guy.
Apr 13 2011 6:00AM
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ECB
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haha, worth it
Apr 13 2011 6:06AM
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