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Yo i need advice.

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T.Hartman
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how do you perfect the art of growing a mustache. i texted google... they said consult the internet, Any people have any good techniques?
May 1 2009 2:46AM
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hartig
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hit puberty then wait

or ask uni-corn, he had a pretty dirty moustache a little while ago
May 1 2009 2:52AM
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JEAopardy
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watch the show stella --- i think like episode 2 or 3 or 4 ???
May 1 2009 3:10AM
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fsscott
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uhhh wait?

i don't think there's a trick to it...
May 1 2009 3:34AM
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Clarkes
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May 1 2009 4:03AM
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robtheslobonacob
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are you talking about grooming it or the actual growth of the hair? because you can either grow stashe hair or you can't, google cant change that
May 1 2009 8:52AM
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ilikeplants
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shave everyday for 3 weeks and then let it grow
May 1 2009 10:36AM
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geet
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google can change everything
May 1 2009 10:53AM
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soulskier
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thats my only suggestion, except i dont think more hair grows, i think it just grows in split creating the illusion that theres more there

on a more serious note, why do you want a mustache?
May 1 2009 11:03AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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fuzzy kisses obvs
May 1 2009 11:42AM
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uni-corn
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I did.

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And i would like to thank you Hartig for this reference. I woke up this morning to a post on my FB wall saying i am famous. You made it all possible.
May 1 2009 1:58PM
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doublexl
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do you hang out at playgrounds and drive a van by any chance?

but seriously, nice moustache
May 1 2009 2:02PM
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uni-corn
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Yes, yes i do.
May 1 2009 2:03PM
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TotallyTrevor
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dont take this the wrong way but god damn that thing is nasty....hahahah

there was this boarder at my hill during preseason who had the gnarliest moustache, but he shaved it because his girlfriend told him too...it was back in a few weeks though

he had a manly name too, but i cant remember it
May 1 2009 2:53PM
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uni-corn
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Dont worry, this was only during March.
May 1 2009 3:03PM
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T.Hartman
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haha ive hit puberty, Im 20. I get a bunch of scruff on my face... but its all blonde. Its thick, but its just nasty. Every time i let the mustache grow... it just gets dirtier and dirtier. Its a freakin porno stache.
May 2 2009 3:06AM
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uni-corn
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PBR helps too.
May 2 2009 11:38PM
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gbirrd
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my stash is coming
May 2 2009 11:46PM
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