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NS. i've sunken this low. help me. i need girl help.

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SpeakTruth
Posts: 103 - Karma: -20

theres this hoty in one of my classes, i haven't talked to here much, i know she plays on the basketball team and thats about it.

got any good conversation starters?

Apr 26 2009 4:29PM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,457
tell her you have a 12 inch penis
Apr 26 2009 4:30PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
"If we fuck, you'll love it"

seems to work 50% of the time all the time
Apr 26 2009 4:31PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
Maybe something like this:

"Hey im speaktruth and I asked people online on how to start a conversation with you"

Apr 26 2009 4:35PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
so i heard that you have bewbs
Apr 26 2009 4:37PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
you arent going to get shit for responses in NSG on something like this...  go to Ladies Men...  way better more mature responses.
Apr 26 2009 4:41PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
DO THE NAKED MAN!!!!!!!
Apr 26 2009 4:49PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
well i was a fucking puss until after my first year of college...  it could help him.
Apr 26 2009 4:55PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
do you like the butthole surfers? because i'd love to surf your butthole.
Apr 26 2009 4:56PM
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SHampson
Posts: 2355 - Karma: 1,180
your butt+my pee=pee in your butt
Apr 26 2009 5:11PM
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skiierrrrrrr
Posts: 998 - Karma: 694
haha it works 2/3 of the time. It will be legen...wait for it...dary if u pull it off. Funny show
Apr 26 2009 5:32PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
go up and introduce yourself to her

seriously, man up
Apr 26 2009 5:37PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
dude you're puttin the pussy on a pedestle
Apr 26 2009 5:40PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
If this thread was in LM, I'd cry. The Asian said it best.
Apr 26 2009 5:41PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,266
i know i know i know

kidnap her, then rape her, then kill her, then rape her again, then blame it on your dog

ooor

(said in the most sincere way possible cus i know it can be difficult)
get some courage and talk to her at lunch or something (if you're still a highschooler) and talk to her a few times like that then ask her out somewhere... even just to walk around the mall.. or you could be all normal and to a movie... or LASERQUEST best thing ever
Apr 26 2009 5:51PM
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J-Wallz
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 54
hahahahah thats good and there not that bad
Apr 26 2009 5:53PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812
hey I couldnt help but noticing, you have hair. so do I... wanna fuck?
Apr 26 2009 6:03PM
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DeucesStreetwear
Posts: 931 - Karma: 24
ask her if she flosses before or after she brushes her teeth.
great way to break the ice.

or

"how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. hi im _____."

"75% of women masturbate in the shower. the other 25% sing a particular song? what song do they sing?" if she says i dunno then say oh so ur part of the 75%.
Apr 26 2009 6:20PM
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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
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i really do think LM is the best part of this website, at least in terms of community.
Apr 26 2009 6:21PM
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Archimedes
Posts: 262 - Karma: 10
hey do you work at subway cus you just gave me one HELL of a footlong
Apr 26 2009 6:32PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
This one:

Did you fart? Because you blew me away
Apr 26 2009 6:38PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
i would agree with that, nobody's in there being an idiot, it's just one skier helping another
Apr 26 2009 6:39PM
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Lahooda
Posts: 191 - Karma: 10
If you sit near here ask her for help or the answer, when shes done telling you say something like, I heard your good at basketball or something like that
Apr 26 2009 6:44PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 951
Girl are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Apr 26 2009 6:47PM
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Shewlur...
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 940
haha
Apr 26 2009 6:47PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
"do you do blowjobs?"
on a more serious note, join the ladies men cult.
Apr 26 2009 6:52PM
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Keenbo
Posts: 404 - Karma: 66
Don't be a pussy, sack up and go talk to her. Its just another person. You talk to people all the time.
Apr 26 2009 6:58PM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,359
grab her boobs and hope for the best
Apr 26 2009 7:09PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522

Just tell her you need some help with your subject, ask her what basketball team she's on and how its going or just basic things like that.   She's not going to be freaked out just because you talked to her.  Seriously don't get worked up just talking to her it'll be okay.

Apr 26 2009 7:10PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
just walk up to her, don't ever make eye contact, stare at her boobs and then obviously catch yourself and start looking at the ceiling and then say 2 words for her in a shaky voice and then groan and run away
Apr 26 2009 7:16PM
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VTtreeskier
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 64
"Do you know the difference between a burger and a blowjob?"

"No what?"

"Lets go to lunch"
Apr 26 2009 7:17PM
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103859264
Posts: 465 - Karma: 145

yea, compliment her, then ask her if she wants to fuck, this one guy did that to me, we fucked.

i'm kidding, don't do that........just talk to her, she won't be freaked out, and if it doesn't work well.... it's not the end of the world. good luck :)

Apr 26 2009 7:18PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 951
Hhaha from superbad ^

Ummmm its 12:32
Apr 26 2009 7:19PM
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Kcin
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 57
does this smell like chloroform to you?
Apr 26 2009 7:33PM
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Skiingslikewhoa
Posts: 426 - Karma: 12
"Fuck me if I'm wrong but you wanna fuck me"

win win scenario

btw this is now a pickup line thread
Apr 26 2009 7:41PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
So I heard you like mudkips? Wanna fuck?
Apr 26 2009 8:04PM
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Mrvic.
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 154
HAHAHAHHA that should work
Apr 26 2009 8:13PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
this is what will happen.
Apr 26 2009 8:14PM
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Runthered
Posts: 208 - Karma: 7
usually when i first meet woman i must at first assert my dominance so what you gotta do is approach here with a limp in yo step and falcon punch her right in the snuke
then once she is down and out take a piece of paper with yo number on it and just throw it on here
she will now love you because she knows now who is boss
hell it always works fo me
Apr 26 2009 8:19PM
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RAWLAN
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 50
just walk up to her and in a deep manly voice say "you wanna see a trick i learned in prison?"
Apr 26 2009 8:20PM
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garettnorthey
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 173
You: Hey, aren't you that chick dating that skier dude?
Girl: No
You: Want to be?


Or



Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Apr 26 2009 8:23PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30

You think he has the balls to do this when he's asking NS for girl help?

If LM cult doesn't work, i'll send you an invite to Ask A Girl...you need all the help you can get.

Apr 26 2009 8:35PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
and you think he's serious?
Apr 26 2009 8:39PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
make fun of something or somebody else
Apr 26 2009 8:40PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
this is definitely an LM question.
Apr 26 2009 8:47PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
the other 50% you get arrested

Apr 26 2009 8:50PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
SHUT UP ASIAN ALLEN, YOU GO DIE NOW!
Apr 26 2009 8:57PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
belittle everyone around her. Girls love a guy who can emotionally cripple a room full of people with less than 5 words.
Apr 26 2009 9:00PM
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M_Garcia
Posts: 105 - Karma: 77
just say: 'i know you want my dick' and it'll go just swell from there
Apr 26 2009 9:07PM
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orange.
Posts: 505 - Karma: 659
ive got a ten foot pole to stick in your hole
Apr 26 2009 9:56PM
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