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kryptic
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K so me and my freind want to drive to school tomorrow in his hummer, the problem is we dont have licenses yet( he should have his learners permit in under a year). Well since we dont have our licenses his parents obviously would let him take the car out if he asks. Luckily the hummer gets left at his house all day while both his parents go to work in two seperate cars.

Our problem

The only two keys to the hummer are both attached to his parents keychains containing their other keys. The only way we could get these keys is if we took them off his moms keychain and hope she donesnt  notice. Lets say she does notice what are some excuses he could use for why he took the keys.?

also do you think it would be that noticable? he syas his mom has a fuckload of keychains so her keys are really cluttered.

SPARKNOTES: my freind is taking car keys from his mom, we need an excuse just incase he gets caught.

I also know half of you will think this is a bad idea and just think were trying to be badass, but i dont care because its him who could get in shit if we get caught, also were not trying to be badass it would just be fun. He's also a really good driver, his mom takes him driving 3 times a week.

Apr 16 2009 5:27PM
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Calb3rt
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that has to be one of the worst ideas i have ever heard.
Apr 16 2009 5:29PM
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Doben
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uhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont know what to tell you........... just go for it

but if you guys get caught dont make him get in all the trouble aka dont be a dick

Apr 16 2009 5:30PM
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dguay13
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Apr 16 2009 5:31PM
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easy_cam_steezy
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what is wrong with you??
think about if you guys get in an accident
the negatives heavily outweigh the positives
idiot...
Apr 16 2009 5:31PM
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Edew19
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Tell his parents that your retarded teenagers, they'll understand.
Apr 16 2009 5:31PM
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Calb3rt
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just tell them that you wanted to do hood rat things with your friends.
Apr 16 2009 5:34PM
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Aaaron.
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Apr 16 2009 5:35PM
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InkShrink
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You can have all the driving lessons in the world and still suck at it.
Apr 16 2009 5:35PM
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SEABURN
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no, that's just stupid
Apr 16 2009 5:38PM
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gnarnia.
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youre an idiot.
Apr 16 2009 5:39PM
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kryptic
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he's a good driver, ive been with him while he was driving before. If i didnt know it was him driving i could easily think it was my mom or dad ( my mom has never been in an accident and my dad hasnt for over 30 years).

Im also not saying i would blame him for the whole thing, but i mean like the cops. I cant get in trouble for being with him... i dont think?

Apr 16 2009 5:39PM
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gnarnia.
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yes you can.
Apr 16 2009 5:40PM
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statuswhitegirl
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if you get pulled over youll not be able to get your license till you 21, you get a huge ass fine, and your definatley gonna get pulled over, ill tell you that right now, your driving a fucking HUMMER and you dont even have your learners permit, good luck not hitting anything, his parents might even know the milage on it, which could fuck you over, such a bad idea

Apr 16 2009 5:40PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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i really considered deleting this just to help you but i decided you deserve everything that is coming.


just tell her you have a surprise for her but she has to close her eyes first. while she has her eyes closed snatch that shit and make yo moves
Apr 16 2009 5:41PM
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Detroit_Steeze
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"Today on channel 4 news,two teenagers take out hummer for joy ride and cause 8 car pileup"
Just kiddin
Apr 16 2009 5:43PM
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i.am.a.skier.
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maybe say you left something in the car and you needed to get it, but you forgot to tell her

something got under it (a ball, ect.) so you had to move the car

im out of ideas good luck bro be careful

Apr 16 2009 5:43PM
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*LiNeLover*
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lol now thats not a good idea, back in middle school i took out one of my parents cars with out a licsence and nothinig bad happened, but looking back on it that was a really stupid idea cause it was an expensive car and something bad could happen. dont do it
Apr 16 2009 5:43PM
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uni-corn
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Well you will get pulled over for sure cause you probably look like you are 12.
Apr 16 2009 5:45PM
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.jr
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what are you going to say when your friend hits someone and kills em? ..I thought it would be fun?
Apr 16 2009 5:45PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Doesn't matter how you look at it...your an idiot. If he doesn't have his permit hes what 14? That means your still in fucking middle school right? So won't the school think it is weird that an 8th grader is driving to school?

What the fuck is up with these parents? Buying a kid a car before he has his license? What the hell who does that? Parents shouldn't buy a car for their kids anyways...time to get a job when you turn sixteen.
Apr 16 2009 5:47PM
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Runthered
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dude not a good idea heres why:
last year i would take my rents car and shit but one day i got in a fender bender and you know what
i am a god driver and shit still happens
and insurance does not pay fro it and you get a record as well for also just being in the car
trust me not a good idea
this from a guy with experience
Apr 16 2009 5:47PM
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Aaaron.
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30 second fail.
Apr 16 2009 5:47PM
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-Mugatu
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wouldnt doubt it yo.

If he doesnt even yet ( im from canada, so im assuming a learners permit is the equivalent to a G1, drive with parents thing) then that is a fucking retarded idea.  It doesnt matter how good of a driver you are, which he obviously isnt just from the lack of experience, you can still get in an accident. what if someone hit you guys... 
Apr 16 2009 5:48PM
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proZach
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i'm sure you can, but i'm sure if you just tell them how retarded you are, they'll let you go.
Apr 16 2009 5:48PM
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kryptic
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lol yea hearing this from other people makes it sound pretty dumb, idunno my freind is convincing at making things seem like a great idea.

I doubt we will definetly get pulled over, first of all i live in the suburbs, in a town that has a crazy crazy crazy low crime rate, Where i live right now ( my neighbour hood) i have onyl ever seen cops on 4 ocassions ( 2 time sjust randomly, 2 times at partys). My freind has done this a few times except at night with his other cars and he has never got pulled over. And night is 10x sketchier because the law here is kids with their G1 ( or learners permit for you americans) arent allowed driving past 11 and this would be at 1 or 2 in the morning.

Apr 16 2009 5:49PM
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easy_cam_steezy
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aaaaahahahahahahaha
yeah, make yo moves cause you wanna do hood rat stuff
Apr 16 2009 5:51PM
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InkShrink
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Agreed. +k
Apr 16 2009 5:51PM
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-Mugatu
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well now that you've put it like that, GO FOR IT!!
Apr 16 2009 5:52PM
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kryptic
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Man wtf were in grade 10 kids in my grade already have G1's, not to ,ention we dont look like were 12 he looks way older than he is ( his brother who is 24 has taken him to a two clubs before) and i who look my age wouldnt be driving so it wouldnt be ovious that much.

who the fuck said it was his car? his dad just got a work truck so he doesnt drive the hummer to work anymore and his mom and brother share a mitsubishi eclipse.

Apr 16 2009 5:54PM
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fsscott
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well way to f'kin go
Apr 16 2009 5:56PM
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proZach
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man he went to a two clubs? A TWO CLUBS??!?!?!?!? NO FUCKING WAY.


i really can't stop laughing hah.
Apr 16 2009 5:58PM
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kryptic
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im just using that as an example to show he looks older than he is, fuck people missinturprit stuff( i think i spelt that wrong)
Apr 16 2009 6:04PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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"K so me and my freind want to drive to school tomorrow in his hummer"

You did...
Apr 16 2009 6:06PM
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proZach
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that still doesn't mean he can drive well. and you're still way, waaay retarded. i thought you were in 10th grade kid.
Apr 16 2009 6:08PM
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uni-corn
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But you are an idiot. It is not the fact that we are misinterpret stuff, it is just that you are a stupid little boy
Apr 16 2009 6:08PM
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PattyFow
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he didnt misinterpret shit. we knew what you meant by it, its just a shitty example. getting into a club isnt really any issue, now if he could buy cigarettes, alchohol, and fuck prostitutes, kill prostitutes, and get charged as an adult, all without anyone knowing he is under 18, that would be impressive.
Apr 16 2009 6:09PM
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proZach
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WILFORD MOTHER FUCKING BRIMLEY?!?!?!?

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Apr 16 2009 6:11PM
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kryptic
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fuck well my bad, usually when i refer to someone as their car i dont mean them like the kid.

I wouldnt say " oh jim's coming to piick us up in his parents car" or like "Jims parents have such nice cars" like idunno i usually just say its their car because its family owned

Apr 16 2009 6:11PM
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no_steeze
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you are a fucking retard, don't fucking take your fucking parents' fucking car....fuck

seriously, that is such a stupid idea, it's totally not worth it. besides if your friend gets caught he deserves to get shat on by his parents, there is no excuse for illegally taking your parents car when you're a year away from getting your learners permit let alone license. most likely they will not let him get his permit until he's older which both of you totally deserve.

sorry to be an asshole but really, think about it for a second, do you realize how dumb this is?
Apr 16 2009 6:12PM
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kryptic
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man thats not what im fucking saying. Someone said you guys are going to get pulled over because you look like your 12. Then i responded with that statement saying that he looks older than he does. Not that him looking older makes him a good driver. Fucking read next time
Apr 16 2009 6:13PM
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no_steeze
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also, sorry for double post, but most accidents caused are ones you can't control, so it's not like being a good driver gives you a100% chance of not getting in an accident or even a little fender bender

have fun getting caught and waiting until you're 21 to get your permit
Apr 16 2009 6:13PM
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uni-corn
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So if you look old then you are a good driver?

Then why are senior citizens terrible on the road?
Apr 16 2009 6:15PM
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bikerocker
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ummm, sorry for partying?
Apr 16 2009 6:15PM
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kryptic
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ha?
Apr 16 2009 6:16PM
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Shewlur...
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Apr 16 2009 6:16PM
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ParkE
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haha wow. this kid is getting ripped paprt but he still is trying to defend himself.

delete your account stay away for a few days

and grow a fucking brain

Apr 16 2009 6:19PM
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uni-corn
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Going by your logic, it is true.
Apr 16 2009 6:20PM
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Caveman.
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Haha you guys are fucking retarted. If you do get the keys though I except a trip report!
Apr 16 2009 6:20PM
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kryptic
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you guys make it sound like im the first person to do this

people joy ride all the time. Ive seen shit get posted here before but other dont get flammed

Apr 16 2009 6:21PM
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proZach
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oh i read the whole thread. i just can't believe how retarded you are. i mean, you're stupid for thinking this could be a good idea. and you have piss poor grammar which makes it even more funny.

and for one, you're trying to take out a fucking hummer. not an accord or a camry, a fucking hummer. its different than driving a sedan or even a suv. and even if you don't "look" young, everyone will notice a hummer in the school parking lot. i'm assuming this is why you want to bring it to school, so people notice you. and i'm assuming when people notice you, adults are also considered people. and when they see a fucking hummer in the parking lot, eyebrows are going to be raised. i'm not saying they're going to call the cops, but c'mon dude, its a fucking hummer. and i don't know about you, but my highschool we had to pay to park in the lot. so if a security guard finds his hummer without a pass, you get a ticket. and usually parents will get involved if that happens.
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