what did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
see you next month
what happend when the baby seal hit the club?
why do medicine companys put cotton at the top of their medicine bottles?
to remind black people they picked this before they sold these.
why do squirles swim on their backs?
to keep their nuts dry!!
How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2, but they have to be really small midgets
dont cry its just a joke
wow how could i bee soo stupid!!!
if ur saying im blonde or stupid...
i just wasnt thinking.
why are there little cottonballs in the tops of medicine bottles?
to remind black guys that they picked cotton before they sold drugs.
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.
The Russians used a pencil.
so hitler and mussolini are sitting at a bar and mussolini says hes going to kill 10,000 africans.
hitler: thats nothing, im going to kill 6 million jews and a clown.
mussolini: why are you going to kill a clown.
HItler: i told you no one cares about the jews
How did helen keller burn her face?
She answered the iron.
what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
-nothing. you have already told her twice.
Guy 1 is bit by a poisinous snake on his penis.
Guy 1 says for guy 2 to go get a doctor
Guy 2: Doctor my friend was just bit by a poisinous snake come help him.
Doctor: Im sorry but im in sugery, i cant come
Guy2: Then what should i do to save him?
Doctor: Ok you have to take a knife and slit a small whole near the bite and then suck out the poison.
guy 2 goes back to guy 1
Guy 1: What did the doctor say?
Guy 2: He says your gonna die