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"At what elevation do deer turn into elk?"

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livindalife
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A woman asked me that on the lift at Big Sky yesterday! WTF!

Her: "at what elevation do deer turn into elk?"

Me: "actually deer and elk are different animals, we have deer here too."

Her: "hmmm.... no deer turn to elk at a certain elevation to adapt."

Me: "Really? Wow I didnt know that."

The remainder of the lift ride was silent. I was totally baked when this transpired and I have no idea how I didnt break out into laughter infront of her. It definately made my day though!!

Apr 11 2009 1:43PM
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livindalife
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haha, no.
Apr 11 2009 1:45PM
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livindalife
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doubt away homey, I havent seen the gaper quote thread.
Apr 11 2009 1:45PM
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Dhane
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busted!!


Apr 11 2009 1:45PM
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TheBeardedOne
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haha could have sworn I have heard this before... either way it's funny
Apr 11 2009 1:45PM
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livindalife
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Is this a common belief? That Elk are just high altitude deer? Has anybody else gotten this??
Apr 11 2009 1:50PM
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livindalife
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I did? You're a bitter person. I thought this was a funny story that I would share. Sorry?
Apr 11 2009 1:52PM
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TheBeardedOne
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You seem to have taken a personal interest in this...
Apr 11 2009 1:53PM
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MatRich
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you see deer are much like pokemons.. when you give them an earth stone, they transform to elk. the thing is that these stones can only be found at 4 500 ft. now with an earthstone and a moonstone you can turn your deer into a cariboo. that is they way to go if you ask me.
Apr 11 2009 1:53PM
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livindalife
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What makes you so sure? Why would I do that?
Apr 11 2009 1:54PM
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TheButterHashira
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I used a water stone on my deer. It evolved into a whale. It was pretty fun until its skin got really dry and then it made a funny noise when it breathed for about a week. Now its dead and me and my friends have a new clubhouse. I tried to invite lindsay the troll to come over and play but she didn't feel like it.
Apr 11 2009 1:57PM
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TheBeardedOne
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This made me smile +k to you sir
Apr 11 2009 1:58PM
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the-big-lepowski
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Sorry to call you out, but statistics point to more around the elevation of 7,000 feet. 

But elk are amazing animals, surprisingly big (because I'm so familiar with the size of a deer), and the sound of the cow and bull communicating across a valley is surreal. Beautifully spooky.  I've been hunting with my dad for them a few times in MT, but haven't gone back in a few years. 

Apr 11 2009 1:59PM
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MatRich
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yah well exima is the number 1 cause if premature death in deer turned elk... allways use lotion or your whale could get flaky and die!
Apr 11 2009 2:01PM
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livindalife
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are you people high?
Apr 11 2009 2:01PM
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Dhane
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no, you are, you said it in your own thread!
Apr 11 2009 2:04PM
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king.tubby
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surprisingly, this is a fairly common misconception held by gapers visiting mountains everywhere.  i used to hear it all the time when i worked in rocky mountain national park.
Apr 11 2009 2:04PM
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El_Barto.
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i cant tell if this is true or not. if it is true, what a fuckin random thing to know
Apr 11 2009 2:06PM
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livindalife
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touchez!!
Apr 11 2009 2:06PM
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DaKing
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BALLSACK
Apr 11 2009 2:15PM
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the-big-lepowski
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Thats alright.  We must strive to educate ourselves about the diverse world we live in and the magical opportunity we have to share this planet with the wonderful creatures that roam free beside us.  DId that sound cheesy enough?  I really do love elk though.

^ Oh, and to the obvious troll who obviously posted his obvious BS above and in a number of other obvious threads, don't obviously sweat it bro, you and your BALLSACK aren't that obvious.

Apr 11 2009 2:47PM
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HR8938Cephei
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well see the elk are bread for their skills in magic. The definitely are amazing animals i once spotted one levitating out of the forest and once it spotted me it landed and tried to play it off like it wasn't levitating!
Apr 11 2009 2:56PM
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Phantom
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good.
Apr 11 2009 3:26PM
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Aaaron.
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bet you told that elk.

have you ever seen an elf riding an elk?  they form a symbiosis that is essential to life in the forest.
many elf/elk teams are famous for fighting crime and protecting the good of the people.  it is said that Jason Statham learned all that he knows from an elf and elk.
Apr 11 2009 3:31PM
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HR8938Cephei
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but in all seriousness, face it dude the dreams gone.
Apr 11 2009 4:04PM
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ax_murderer
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prolly a reindeer.

c.h.r.i.s. you need to calm down and pick battles that are worth having
Apr 11 2009 6:17PM
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Arabian.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP CHRIS, I'VE GOTTEN IT TOO. ITS JUST A RETARDED GAPER JOKE LIKE, "HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE, OR, SAYING I CAN DO DOUBLE BLACKS."

cruise contro/ ON

Apr 11 2009 6:23PM
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