Pickup Lines?

*Nickdel*

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searchbar is my favorite

Apr 6 2009 10:39AM

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pmw

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ya its already been done

Apr 6 2009 10:40AM

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Swaggermager

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who gives a shit. just do it again anyway iit wont ruin the world.

Girl do u have a parking ticket cause you've got fine written all overr you

Apr 6 2009 10:50AM

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Goku

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Crazy Fool

u lookin for legit ones or ones 2 get u slapped/beat up?

Apr 6 2009 11:07AM

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ReetsAdeets

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Insane

I'de like to check you for ticks

Apr 6 2009 11:17AM

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nick_GAPER

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Insane

slapped or beat up so i can give them to my little brother

Apr 6 2009 12:22PM

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Goku

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"u kno, u look a lot hotter from the other side of the room"

Apr 6 2009 12:29PM

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DaBeesKnees

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Loner

lol use this one

Apr 8 2009 8:01PM

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JQ89

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Ridiculous

haha love this song

Apr 8 2009 8:02PM

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danbrown

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If there was ever a nuclear holocaust, I could provide for you

Apr 8 2009 8:03PM

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Dhane

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its so damn hick. seriously, ask any civilized girl that and she will be like "no"

Apr 8 2009 8:06PM

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An10a_Eng

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my cocks like a searchbar, ive obviously never used either

Apr 8 2009 8:21PM

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Skier.for.life

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if you were a booger i would pick you 1st
did you fart because you are blowing me away
are you from Tennessee because you the only ten i see

Apr 8 2009 8:25PM

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K2skipunk

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i want to fuck you.

always works, give it a try

Apr 8 2009 8:35PM

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skia4life91

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Ridiculous

lol

Apr 8 2009 8:42PM

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e.r1ckson

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dont beat around the bush just jump right into the bush.

so say: i want to be inside of you. done deal your lil bro just got slapped

Apr 8 2009 8:54PM

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Morgen.

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Insane

your the best!

do me!

Apr 8 2009 8:58PM

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G_Wood

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Pro

nice shoes. wanna fuck?

Apr 8 2009 9:52PM

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matthew.

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Insane

you believe in love at first site?

or do i have to walk past again?

Apr 8 2009 9:53PM

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k-rob

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i'm on the rugby team.
works every time.

Apr 8 2009 9:53PM

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Captain-T

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Probably the best one out there.

My favourite though is that move from Hitch when Will Smith puts $10 in the chicks hand and asks to get him beer so he can get her away from all those dudes hitting on her. That is bad assssss

Apr 8 2009 9:56PM

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skiP.E.I.

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I came up with this one the other night:

"Are you ready for the apocalypse?"

she said "not yet"

I said "well when you leave it will be the end of the world."

she said "that's a good onnnnneeeee!"

and then she left, and the world ended for a minute.

Apr 8 2009 9:58PM

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CheesePuffs

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Do I know you from somewhere? Because I cant really reconize you with your clothes on!

Are you free tonight.. or is it gonna cost me?

Apr 8 2009 10:13PM

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MatRich

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hey are those space pants your wearing?.... kuz your ass is out of this world

I have hair... you have hair.... wanna fuck?

Apr 8 2009 10:18PM

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ElbridgeGerry

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Are your parents retarded? Cause your sure are special.

Your face is like a wrench, everytime I see it my nuts tighten up.

Apr 8 2009 10:28PM

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doritos

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Crazy Fool

hahahahahahahahahah

Apr 8 2009 10:32PM

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Golden.

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Loner

I don't know if you know this, but I'm single.

Apr 9 2009 2:28AM

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Mavrck

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I thought his brother was trying to get girls?

Apr 9 2009 2:31AM

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B.Aussie

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Wow you're hot, want to fuck?

Damn that shit works everytime haha

Apr 9 2009 3:01AM

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steezeeepolizeee

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Are you a cow? cuz i spotted you.

and " Are you good in bed, or is it just me?"

Apr 9 2009 3:53AM

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Skibumsmith

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I have this gift card to (insert department store name here). Wanna hang out?

Apr 9 2009 3:59AM

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Meh42

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be topical, pre-written pickup lines are for chumps, seriously, if she's drunk and you've got a friendly vibe going anything works.

leaving the bars a few hours ago i tripped over a christmas tree stand on the side of the road. i went up to a group of 4 girls and offered it to them in a limited time offer of 19.99 if they acted in the next 5 minutes. they loved it and i ended up hooking up tonight. ziiiiing. man up, grab your sack, be original and get some.

Apr 9 2009 4:44AM

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sick-as-aids

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where did you get that from?! i always say that, not to girls, but when we talk of pick up lines.... where did i get it from? i thought i came up with it, just coz iv always said it and dont know where i got it

Apr 9 2009 5:14AM

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Shredneck

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For in school
I wish you were my homework so I could bring you home and do you on the table.

Apr 9 2009 9:10AM

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steviecakes

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Wannabe

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Apr 9 2009 9:59AM

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SKETCHY_D

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Insane

lets make liek a dick and a vag and fuck

Apr 9 2009 10:06AM

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RudyGarmisch

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Her: "You're really nice, but I have a boyfriend."

You: "Yeah, my parents have two pet goldfish."

Her: "What?"

You: "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about things that dont matter."

Apr 9 2009 11:19AM

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thecounty

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genius

Apr 9 2009 11:23AM

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ryan.c

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nice legs, what time do they open?

do u do blowjobs?

lets get drunk

Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam?

A: I can't jelly my dick up your ass !

but for a legit one, taken from lm:

look into her eyes and say, "did you see the news last night?"

she'll respond with, "no, i didn't, why?"

then you put your hands in the shape of a rocket and make it look like it is flying up into the air and then explodes while saying, "well this rocket blasted off and mid-flight it just blew up"

at that point, (with your rocket hands) spread them apart and slowly have them come down with one ending up around her shoulder.

she'll be like "really?!?!"

and you'll just say, "No, but it always works haha"

and finally she'll realize what just happened

Apr 9 2009 11:28AM

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k-rob

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missed that post.

Apr 9 2009 11:52AM

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pee13

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