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Lanemeyers
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Where art thou?

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Jan 22 2004 4:46PM
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chris_01
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instructing?
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Jan 22 2004 4:57PM
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Lateralis
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ever think of that jonas!!!!!


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 22 2004 5:04PM
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Lanemeyers
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No.... (blushes...)

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Jan 22 2004 5:05PM
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Lateralis
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ohhhh, you still get a free handjob then


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 22 2004 5:06PM
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Lanemeyers
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If you're half-decent...give it to aoe.... his girlfriend's wisdom teeth are hurting.

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Jan 22 2004 5:08PM
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Lateralis
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ahahahahahah



'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 22 2004 5:11PM
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icecreamsandwich
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mike is living at blue mountain anad working there...he has no internet though...so thats why he is never on here anymore.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Jan 22 2004 5:16PM
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icecreamsandwich
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mike is living at blue mountain and working there...he has no internet though...so thats why he is never on here anymore.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Jan 22 2004 5:16PM
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PhattTim
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what a hippy, haha, come on Mike, oh, say hi to Alex Gorka for me, the homo never e-mailed me back, haha

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
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Jan 22 2004 5:33PM
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Lanemeyers
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10-4, thanks...

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Jan 22 2004 5:33PM
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Jodi
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right now he is sitting in the top lift hut of the century express 6 person high speed quad at blue.
Jan 23 2004 10:03AM
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1212j5j5
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yeah. he gave me a candy cane at xmas break. mmmm candy cane.
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Me 'What? no way'
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Jan 23 2004 10:07AM
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I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
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'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'
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Jan 23 2004 10:13AM
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dez22
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haha he was directing the people into the lift line.. it was pretty funny seeing him trying to count to 6
Jan 23 2004 2:14PM
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Concord
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Haha

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Jan 23 2004 2:22PM
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Lanemeyers
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Where art thou now?

Commander of the Silent Army

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Mar 2 2005 3:52PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
so how was it jonas?




'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

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Mar 2 2005 3:59PM
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Lanemeyers
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I give it a 6. You forget I taught at an elementary school for 3 months.

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Mar 2 2005 4:08PM
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Lateralis
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thats fucken disgusting............................but for some reason im quite turned on



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 2 2005 4:12PM
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Lanemeyers
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ever finger painted with semen and feces?

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Mar 2 2005 4:37PM
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Lanemeyers
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I apologize.
That is the worst thing I've ever put on here in all my years.

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Mar 2 2005 4:38PM
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Capurnicus
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Yeah man! COME BACK DUDE!

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Looks like rain to me.
Mar 2 2005 6:21PM
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rebel
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That bastard took my phone then head out west! Only he's not a bastard 'cause he paid me for the phone and took over my contract. But he still went west to work for a semmester. BASTARD!

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Mar 2 2005 6:27PM
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Lateralis
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jonas im impressed with what you said! ahhah i wasnt expecting that from you. i actually laughed when i read that



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 2 2005 6:39PM
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Lanemeyers
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So he is out west? Anyone have his email address? I think I'm having his baby.

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Mar 4 2005 12:24PM
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Lanemeyers
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I don't want to talk to the guy. He fuckin left me out in the cold. I just want his email so I can get his address.

P.S. Girls, stay away from this guy. He'll fuck you and then leave you alone to have a baby in the middle of March.

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Mar 4 2005 12:32PM
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Lanemeyers
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I'm not going to gift wrap it. FedEx has big boxes.

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Mar 4 2005 12:42PM
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rebel
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Try cliff_huckstable@hotmail.com or mr_huckstable@hotmail.com. He does have a very strict 'if it's about the baby fuck off' spam blocker.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Mar 4 2005 4:05PM
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Lanemeyers
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Thanks Jay. I knew you'd know how to get to him, after the coathanger incident...

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Mar 4 2005 5:03PM
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rebel
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No worries, but we all promised never to speak of that incident again. While we're on the topic though, you guys owe me a coat hanger.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Mar 4 2005 6:27PM
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Lateralis
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just use your fucken huge rod as a coat hanger. that way you can never misplace your coat cuz its always gonna be at your crotch



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 4 2005 7:50PM
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