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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
Yes I searchbarred and didnt find anything really useful. I need some ideas for april fools day, all ideas will be considered haha. Get creative guys.
Mar 31 2009 8:00PM
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SethLangbauer
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http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
^^ try this.
Mar 31 2009 8:02PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Tell one of your friends you're going out with their hot sister.
or take a shit and smear it with a bag on the handle of you friend's dorm room.

and then yell APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
Mar 31 2009 8:03PM
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wunderskier
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^^That is just mean right there.  But yet very funny.
Mar 31 2009 8:08PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
april fools! shes not actually hot.
Mar 31 2009 8:14PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
buuummmppp
Mar 31 2009 9:05PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3804 - Karma: 3,243
put viagra in someones drink and when they pop one just be like APRIL FOOLS!
Mar 31 2009 9:22PM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
Thats a winner.
Mar 31 2009 9:35PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
take a pillowcase fill it with bars of soap and beat the shit out of them with it. then once they are unconscious yell out April fools
Mar 31 2009 9:41PM
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Justin.B
Posts: 2257 - Karma: 721
create a virus that will shut down millions of computers.
oh wait...
Mar 31 2009 9:50PM
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jibber_amy
Posts: 192 - Karma: 4
you have viagra?
Mar 31 2009 10:47PM
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paulbunyan
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 94
uh oh thats on its way!!!!
Mar 31 2009 10:58PM
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mcnamarskiez
Posts: 692 - Karma: 159

go buy some of that ex-lax chocolate (smear off the ex-lax logo.....that might give it away haha) and give it to who ever you want to prank, when they are running for the crapper yell april fools day, haha

Mar 31 2009 11:05PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
tell your mom you got a girl pregnant
tell your dad you're gay.

works like a charm!
Mar 31 2009 11:57PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
convince everyone on a website that their computers are going to die unless they have a shiny white one, then let computer aryanism slowly take it over. it's a riot
Apr 1 2009 12:28AM
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Cant-Er
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lol
Apr 1 2009 12:35AM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
i put cream cheese in my roommates deodorant and flour in her hairdryer...juvenile and bitchy? yes.
Apr 1 2009 1:40AM
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andres3000
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im a freshman in college and we just pulled 2 pranks:

First we pennied someone into their room.  If there door is shut, doesnt have to be locked, just shut, you push the top corner of the door in and you slide a stack of pennies in the gap.  we did it on the bottom as well.  then we sprayed a ton of axe under his door.  he immediately got up and tried to open the door but couldnt so he began banging really loud.  we finally had to knock down the pennies

second we taped newspapers together and taped them agains the wall over a kids door.  there is 2 inches or so of a gap where the door goes in.  we then filled the entire gap between the newspaper and the door from ceiling to floor with popcorn...
Apr 1 2009 1:48AM
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toominator
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ski wax on the hair straightener would have been a good addition
Apr 1 2009 2:09AM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
ohhh there is still time
Apr 1 2009 2:10AM
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toominator
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hahaha oarsome
Apr 1 2009 2:20AM
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Phantom
Posts: 908 - Karma: 180
classic but ceran wrap under the toilet seat. only really works for chicks though.
Apr 1 2009 3:04AM
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nick_GAPER
Posts: 1032 - Karma: 7,670
go on freeskier.com and make a fake post that tanner joinded corupt
Apr 1 2009 8:56AM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
i turned Youtube upside down
Apr 1 2009 9:02AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
my brother called last night at 12:03 in the morning and told my mom he was in the hospital with a broken leg. she flipped out and was crying, but then he told her it was April 1st and she flipped even more on him for waking her up at that hour.
Apr 1 2009 9:34AM
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nick_GAPER
Posts: 1032 - Karma: 7,670

take a big shit on your neighbors doorstep

Apr 4 2009 10:48PM
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