On a late March afternoon on Monday the 29th two young men embarked on a journey to Dick's Sporting goods to recieve the mystical carbon arrows from the stand of the mighty land of Zon. These young men were freshmen at the local community college, and the arrows were for the class of shoot orcs/zombies/babies with arrows and how to make sure its a kill shot every time.
The two young men started by entering the woods of the fall elm tree. This woods was a very spooky place, when ESPN and harlord reynolds came out of no where and started the commentary and the postgame interview. All of a sudden while during the interview they stumble of what appears to be a cheese whiz can in the ground and bam he feel to the ground with a great thud that was heard around the world. The out of the darkness appeard a masked women some suppose her name is Trisha Oldham but others call her the the mastermind uranium branium cranium or M.U.B,C woman. MUBC attacked with a surge of lighting that appeard fromt he sky, the young men paniced and hide be a hippopoutims sclupter. All of a sudden harold reylods shot claws from his fingers and ROAREEEDD!!! with a great battle cry and presumed to attack MUBC. Furousously attacking it lick a screaming badger attacking a bullfrog (you all know what i'm talking about)...The men snuck out through the woods and up a mighty hill, they reached the top of the hill that was presumably named...Quarry Hill...
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Part 2, the decent of quarry hill...to be released shortly.
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