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Worst movies for a change...

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flanker
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List some bad bad movies that all should avoid.
Off the top of my head, you always forget the really bad ones though.

Biker Boyz
The Cell - jlo
XXX - vin diesel
Training Day

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Jan 21 2004 5:01AM
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Maximumsushi
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Oh man, we rented some terrible movies on purpose in highschool, some of the worst are:

Road Rage
Termination Man
Mean Guns (this is fucking hilarious)
Waiting for the Man (worst 2 hours of my life, it felt like 8)
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Jan 21 2004 7:47AM
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welcometojamrick
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winter break. dont be fooled by the skier on the cover this the most retarted movie ever its like american pie(minus the humor) meets aspen extreme (minus cheesy 80s things)
skis huh... great....they yours?..... both of 'em

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Jan 21 2004 10:47AM
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J.D.
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Jaws 4 - The Revenge. This is a stupid movie.
Jan 21 2004 12:06PM
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Shaggy
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Young Indiana Jones
Firestorm
The Big Blue
Jan 21 2004 2:05PM
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therealjerk
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The Wall, not on drugs.


Who don't ski,
But do more lines than coke fiends.

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Jan 21 2004 7:52PM
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P-JO
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I agree with biker boyz, but Training Day? With Danzell Washington?? That was sweet.

That new movie torque is going to be real stupid and the older movie directed by the same guy.. called squad.. I think, with the FBI type guys/police, who stop some guy from escaping from jail. Well anyways it sucked.




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Jan 21 2004 10:04PM
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nealdawgdiamond
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yeh i thought training day was really sweet




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Jan 22 2004 12:06AM
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cko
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has anyone seen the movie Simone with Al Pacino? It was literally the worst movie I have ever seen. A total piece of garbage. Whoever ok'd that script should have their nuts stapled to the wall.



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Jan 22 2004 2:37AM
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DrPepper
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umm yeah, i dont know about that first list. the cell wasnt that bad. training day was awesome, and XXX, well, it was by no means a great movie, but it wasnt bad, and was entertaining.

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Jan 22 2004 3:35AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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The Avengers sucked.

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Jan 22 2004 10:17AM
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OReJow
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pearl harbor

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Jan 22 2004 12:44PM
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Rossi00
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any chic flic


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Jan 22 2004 1:49PM
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sugarrushthrill
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jeepers creepers 2!



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Jan 22 2004 6:11PM
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Grimedawg
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anything with Steven Segul in it is not worth watching.
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Jan 22 2004 6:31PM
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skodeo7
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Simone is soooo bad
Torque looks like the worst movie ever
The Perfect Score looks HORRIBLE
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Jan 22 2004 6:56PM
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shibby
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^ i agree with those last 2 looking bad skodeo7. i found harry potter pretty bad too.



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Jan 22 2004 7:01PM
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jksl
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i hate Signs, it's definately first on my list of worst movies

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Jan 22 2004 8:20PM
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asac
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that barbara striesand movie where she's jewish and she sings sucked a big one.
Jan 22 2004 8:35PM
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starky
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Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a 'Royale' with cheese.
Jules: A 'Royale' with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'le Big-Mac'.
Jules: 'Le Big-Mac'! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
Jan 22 2004 9:15PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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almost any new 'horror' movie, final destination, that one about the trucker chasing the kids down, thirteen ghosts... i dont watch many, they all suck. and THE CELL kicked ass. i thought summer of sam blew nuts. there are a lot of bad movies out there.
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Jan 22 2004 11:45PM
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nipe
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I like to stay away from watching bad movies.
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Jan 23 2004 3:19AM
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EastCoastPride
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I saw the trailer for Torque and went and stabbed my eyes out with the charcher for my cellphone, and then I burned my fingers off by duct taping them to the stove and lighting it. Then I thought about calling the hospital, but realized I hadn't quite punished myself enough for watching the Trailer. I went up stairs and held my head underwater for a full 2 minutes, while I beat myself with a cattle prod. Apparently, water is a super-excellent conductor of electricity. The cattle prod ran out of batteries, so I dropped a toaster on my foot and called it a day.


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Jan 23 2004 11:08AM
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skodeo7
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I think teddy got the gist of what I was going for.
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Jan 23 2004 2:51PM
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Vtsnowski
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Raptor sucked ass





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Jan 23 2004 3:08PM
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vtpublicenemy3
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ishtar and 8 legged freaks



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Jan 23 2004 9:20PM
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Nickskier
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Speed 2 takes all.
Jan 23 2004 9:25PM
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lj5
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haha teddy!


Jan 23 2004 9:40PM
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mwhahaha
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black ninja
it truly could of been better lighted and eddited by a 10 yearold
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Jan 24 2004 3:00PM
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The Muskateer
Bring It On
Legally Blonde 2
The Master of Disguise

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Jan 24 2004 3:30PM
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rossipowderhound
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Signs, That movie built you up for a dramatic finish but it all ended so fast. what a shit movie


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Jan 24 2004 5:57PM
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MacMahoooon
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Master of Disguise and Summer of Sam were both horrible

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Jan 24 2004 8:08PM
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teembosqet17
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BATS
and someone already said it, but jeepers creepers 2 was wicked gay. but the fyunniest part was when the coach got taken away by the thing and the black kid was like, 'coach?!' hahahahahaha i was laughing





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Jan 24 2004 11:21PM
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five0
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whats the one with the people outrunning avalanches? that movie sucked ball,the ring i thought sucked....but it was cool how theres all this subliminal shit...like the daughter was the from the devil...cuz it was niether girl nor boy...and the limping goat...the goat is a sign of the devil...and theres some other stuff too...my buds sister knows em all
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Jan 25 2004 12:21AM
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1080enemy
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charlies angels 2 full throttle. yeah they are hot, but I still couldn't watch it the whole way through. I am cringing just thinking about it.

peter cellers(sp) the party was a kick ass movie, a little old, but still sweet.

dna is horrible as well.
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Jan 25 2004 2:13AM
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aoe
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Training Day and final destination were both good!

bad movies:
the good girl
jeepers creepers 1 and 2





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Jan 25 2004 2:33AM
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Mattman
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yeah the worst!









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Jan 25 2004 2:56AM
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therealjerk
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oh fuck off! Caddyshack anything is awesome!!!!


Who don't ski,
But do more lines than coke fiends.

i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode420
Jan 25 2004 3:42AM
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rossipowderhound
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Caddyshack good, 2 Fast 2 Furious very shit

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Jan 25 2004 8:29AM
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Jan 25 2004 3:46PM
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Shaggy
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Breakfast of Champions
Jan 25 2004 9:13PM
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Skibum420
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bounce

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Jan 25 2004 9:38PM
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JapQuail
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In Blockbuster, I saw the box of 'From Justin To Kelly.' I'm now banned from that store, because I suddenly blacked out, and before I knew what was happening, I had tackled a clerka, and was beating him with the pointy end of the case,s screaming, 'DAMN YOU BACK TO HELL, YOU ACCURSED DEMON FOR THIS PLAUGE WHICH YOU HAVE WROUGHT UPON US!!!' He should have pressed charges, but looked at the box and understood. From that day on, Blockbuster clerk and I were best friends. Then 'Gigli' arrived, and everything changed....
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Jan 25 2004 9:38PM
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Infantz16
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^^^^ hahahahahahahahahahah



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Jan 26 2004 3:41PM
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Infantz16
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Biker Boyz
Rollerball- worst movie ever
XXX
fast and the furious 1/2
Rocky V
Scream 1/2/3
Anything with Burt Reynolds in it


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Jan 26 2004 3:43PM
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P-JO
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scream scared me when I was in 6th grade.. you gotta admit fast and the furious was cool in some parts, and was okay??




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Jan 26 2004 9:08PM
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Gdawg3
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Showgirls--one of the most awful movies I've ever seen. Even the fact that no girl in the entire movie wears a shirt at any point couldn't save this crapfest.
Kazaam--Shaq's worst acting performance. Enough said.


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Jan 27 2004 1:29AM
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anomericas
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Charlies Angels II: Worst Movie I have ever seen. Period.
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Jan 27 2004 8:36AM
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P-JO
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Has Shaq ever had a good acting performance?




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Jan 27 2004 4:31PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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final destination and volcano
Jan 27 2004 8:57PM
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