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Wow, the most hilarious thing happened to me just now, concerning trolling

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SKIDUBAIGUY
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So i was talking to my freind james who is involved with alot of the /b/ stuff, and i dropped him a How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta? line, and hes was all like " what you want to ski that thing?" and when asking him how do you know that, he said he saw it on /b/. So anyway i was then talking about what NS has been doing on Omegle recently and sent him this convo i had on their-

You: TROLLS ARE ATTACKING FROM /B/!
You: FUUUUCK
You: OK
Stranger: Oh hi Anon
You: GRAB THAT GRENADE LAUNCHER
You: NOW GET INTO COVER
You: FUUUCK
Stranger: Wait what's up?
You: YES! HEADSHOT
You: BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
Stranger: FUUUUU
You: FUUUUCK
You: GET TO THAT NEXT COVER!
You: OK SHIT
Stranger: YES SIR!
You: ITS THE LVL.1000 TROLL
You: OMG
You: FUCKING RUN!
Stranger: OH SHI
You: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
Stranger: IM FUCKING RUNNING
You: FUUUCK
You: NOOOO
You: HE HIT ME WITH HIS CUMSHOT
You: FUCKING TROLLS!
You: MEDIIIIIC
You: MEDIC!
You: FUCK
You: FUUUCK!
Stranger: DONT DIE NOW
You: FUCK ME
You: KEEP RUNNING
You: SAVE YOURSELF!
Stranger: ALRIGHT SIR
Stranger: YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED
You: GO GO GO
Stranger: AS A BRAVE PERSON
You: ILL COVER YOU
Stranger: Fuck this im out
You: /Win
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So then he got talking about he goes on anicechat.com and trolls on their, so i was like ok i will go check it out, and i log in as NS and i connect with You, so i was like ok ill do the old /b/ attacking thing and here is what happened- You=james and im NS

NS: OMFG
You: GET THE FUCK DOWN!
You: OH SHIT
NS: /B/ ARE ATTACKING
You: WE GOTTA GET TO COVER
You: QUICK
NS: GRAB THAT GRENADE LAUNCHER
NS: COVER COVER
You: BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
NS: YES!
You: COVER ME MOTHERFUCKER
NS: HEADSHOT!
You: HEADSHOT
NS: BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
You: AHHH HE GOT ME WITH HIS CUMSHOT
You: MEDIC!!
NS: YESSS
NS: OK
You: MEDIIIIICCCC!!!!
NS: Fuck you james
You: Hey Owen.
You: This is pretty much the most hilarious thing fate could have possibly done to us right now.
NS: Wow the internets a small place
NS: pmsl
You: moving on to next victim
You: See you in another life
You: *woosh*

So basically, it was the funniest thing ever, this thread is just an awsome story.
Mar 27 2009 8:22AM
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OhMyBosh
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cool story hansel
Mar 27 2009 8:32AM
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urbanjib
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cool story hansel
Mar 27 2009 8:41AM
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BootySpunk.
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cool story hansel
Mar 27 2009 9:05AM
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spruitm
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theres already a thread with lots of stories JUST like that
Mar 27 2009 9:28AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Mines a hell of alot different
Mar 27 2009 9:31AM
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BigM1218
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i have no idea what you are talking about but its not funny at all
Mar 27 2009 9:31AM
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Peter.
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no, not really
Mar 27 2009 9:48AM
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feihlination
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dont break the chain
Mar 27 2009 11:33AM
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epic_line
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Mar 27 2009 11:52AM
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wh@t
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newfag, dont break chains.
Mar 27 2009 12:05PM
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kepler.
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Like I honestly don't understand why that's funny.

I'm not even trying to be mean. Seriously, explain the humor if you please. Even things that I don't find funny, I can still understand why other people find them funny. But this....
Mar 27 2009 12:15PM
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zylstra
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haha shitty thread dude
Mar 27 2009 12:19PM
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spruitm
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i'll break your face
pow
Mar 27 2009 1:10PM
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Aaaron.
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i'll eat your face
pow
Mar 27 2009 1:22PM
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.AR6rider.
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Mar 27 2009 1:28PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Cool story hansel
Mar 27 2009 1:35PM
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Big_Spence
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boom goes the dynamite.
Mar 27 2009 1:49PM
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BigM1218
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seriously wtf is going on here, this shit isnt funny, and i dont understand it
Mar 27 2009 2:06PM
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DirtyDan
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Mar 27 2009 5:28PM
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Malcolm
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haha holy shit thats well made^
Mar 27 2009 5:32PM
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BEARS.
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cool story hansel
Mar 27 2009 5:36PM
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fappy
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gayest shit i've ever read
Mar 27 2009 5:58PM
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T-Holt
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cool story hansel
Mar 27 2009 6:04PM
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Download-My-Apps
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I wish i understood the point of this thread.
Mar 27 2009 6:08PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Stranger: penis
You: wanna be my friend
Stranger: no
Stranger: wait
You: i don't have many friends
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: yes
Stranger: lets be friends
You: my mom buys most of my friends
Stranger: not
You: do you have many friends
Stranger: is she hot?
Stranger: your moms my friend
You: i like my moms friends
Stranger: do you get molested by your mom?
You: ya and her friends
Stranger: thats hot
Stranger: asl
You: but its a little game that we play
You: im not supposed to tell you about hide the twinky
Stranger: ill hide your twinky
Stranger: in my ass
You: 69/undecided/ next door
Stranger: im 10.f
Stranger: wanna come over
Stranger: my parents are out
Stranger: its really hot so im chilling naked
You: THIS IS CHRIS HANSON ON TO CATCH A PREDITOR
Stranger: ill just take a seat
You: WE WILL BE OVER SOON TO TELL YOUR PARENTS
You: that you hid the twinky
Stranger: ill just take a seat right over there
You: we gota get that shit back son
You: its expensive
Stranger: rape me chris haaaannsen
Stranger: rape my ass
Stranger: hard
Stranger: with your throbbing manhood
Stranger: deep inside me
Stranger: oohhh yeah
Stranger: fuck me harder chris
You: MY NAME IS CHRIS HANSON AND I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS

Mar 27 2009 6:18PM
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Big_Spence
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hahahahahahaha.
10/10
Mar 27 2009 6:20PM
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Nicholas.
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there was already a thread with that chain.
Mar 27 2009 6:34PM
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doublexl
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Mar 27 2009 8:35PM
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Steezius_Maximus
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its about as funny as having aids

Mar 27 2009 8:58PM
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brenker
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im confused
Mar 27 2009 9:03PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Now imagine that it was emo that gave big bird aids.
Mar 30 2009 2:09AM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
Id say underageb& but we all know the purpose of /b/ is a place where I can troll thousands of people at once and trick them into being my personal army...so fuck it, add more garbage to garbage~
Mar 30 2009 2:14AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Jesus christ that was a waste of my life. I want my two minutes back.

Seriously, this shit is out of control. Please stop.
Mar 30 2009 2:22AM
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Z_rob
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cool story hansel
Mar 30 2009 2:29AM
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