1)
6 months old .i fell off the washing machine. on my head. the careless baby siter just put me there while she was doing her laundry. massive head trauma. barely made it. not as fucked up as my parents thought i would have been =) my parents pressed charges and there was some file screw up on my parents part. so she got off with it.
2)
when i was three i used to love running up and down my house as fast as i could. at one end there was this glass screen door that i would always put my hands out to stop myself. one day i ran right through it. i ended up with a 6 inch shard of glass that went though my wrist and out the other side. i cut the artery so i sffered major blood loss. if the ambulance had arrived a few minutes later i probably wouldnt be typing this.
thats it for me. you?
