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lowering the water level in toilets so my dick dont fall in.

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moe
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k i got a problem, i need to lower the water level in my toilet cause whenever i sit down to take a shit my dick plops into the water and its sick, cause the water has shit in it.. anyone have any idea how to do this? cause i got nothin.. thanx

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Jan 13 2004 6:24PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
hahahahhahahahhahha

drill a hole in your toliet where you want the water level to stop at, and put a bucket under the hole.


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Jan 13 2004 6:27PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
what if you peed first...the when you sat down...positioned your 'member' so that it just sat on top of your legs or something? can boys do that?


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Jan 13 2004 6:32PM
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Adamskinick
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same with me, put a brick in the top thing, it lowers the water level and saves a hella of a lot of water, ahh saving money, energy, and the cool wetness of fresh water lashing across sweaty smelly balls, nice!
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Jan 13 2004 6:36PM
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1212j5j5
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ewwwwwwwww. i dont wanna think about any of this.
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Jan 13 2004 6:36PM
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JATS101
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just dont leave your water level to low or you might blow somthing up



I just wanna ski, is that to much to ask in life
Jan 13 2004 6:47PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
yeah i hate it when my dick flops out and touches that front part of the toilet rim that isnt covered when the seat is down. i'm referring to public toilets.
Jan 13 2004 6:48PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
do you got a big cock?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 13 2004 7:02PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
they most have big wangs

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 13 2004 7:15PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
yeah....my cock is a thread in its self. my friends call me sausage fingers cause they have all seen it. i seriously think my last girlfriend broke up with me cause it hurt her too much. found that out indirectly from one of her girlfriends. it actually sucks. i just want a normal 5.5'' inch cock, ugh.
Jan 13 2004 7:16PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
a normal 5.5 incher? what id give to have one that big, try boning a chick with 3 inches,


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 13 2004 7:19PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
dude, i'm serious, ha. i'm 8 inches hard, but my dick is soooo girthy. can't even wear normal sized condoms cause they hurt. its like a disability.
Jan 13 2004 7:27PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
do you smell something..........wha what is that?? i think it smells like bullshit??


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 13 2004 7:29PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
8 inches isnt that big

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 13 2004 7:33PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
but he said hes girthy, ahhahahaha


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 13 2004 7:34PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
no doubt...wish it was bullshit. chicks don't even care about dick size. they just want to feel you in them as you bang face to face. its like $2200 for a penis reduction so i'm working towards that. doctor said its a fairly common practice.

Jan 13 2004 7:35PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ahhaahhahahahahahahaaah im laughing hysterically here


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 13 2004 7:35PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
wow. so ridiculous.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Jan 13 2004 7:39PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Dude you more than likely never had pussy the why u sound

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 13 2004 7:40PM
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bakerlocal
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there is no reason for a penis reduction...ever.




You're not like the others with their empty eyes and plastic smiles.
Jan 13 2004 7:44PM
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Lateralis
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' uh hi, my name is simonfiller, and i have a girthy penis, girls scream in pain when i slam it into their pregnant hole and umm condoms hurt me and i dont know what to do about it, should i try industrial sized garbage bags?? oh and ive been looking into getting a penis reduction down to 5.5 inches so i can feel better about having a small penis, but the thing is the procedure costs around 2200$ and im broke, its just me and my girthy penis, i dont know what to do, i was thinking about doing some more gay porn cuz god only knows that my bf loves my big juicy girthy cock in his tight little bum bum, and he loves me body which only has 3% body fat, im a winner but a loser at the same time, MY PENIS IS HOLDING ME BACK! PLEASE HELP!!!'


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 13 2004 7:44PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
that's hilarious. yeah i'd say toss it over your shoulder when you dump

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Jan 13 2004 7:48PM
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SimonFiller
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ha...yeah thats the only good thing about it. i dont think it would ever fit into a poop chute.
Jan 13 2004 7:49PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
ha...yeah thats the only good thing about it. i dont think it would ever fit into a poop chute.
Jan 13 2004 7:49PM
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Irotate360
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penis reduction sounds like it would hurt and 8 in is pretty damn big





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Jan 13 2004 7:49PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Laterails that was great

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 13 2004 7:49PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
ha...yeah thats the only good thing about it. i dont think it would ever fit into a poop chute.
Jan 13 2004 7:50PM
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Concord
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Im about 7.5 in and it doesnt seem that big.

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 13 2004 7:51PM
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SimonFiller
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not sure why it triple posted
Jan 13 2004 7:51PM
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Lateralis
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well sure it wouldnt fit in a 2 year old boys ass, but linejibber told me that it fits in his asshole perfectly, you guys have had soo much anal sex thats its actually molded to your girthy shlong, he doesnt even force out to shit anymore, he just sits down and it falls out cuz his anus is so extended,


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 13 2004 7:52PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
ha, yeah the doc said that i have an overly large corpora cavernosa, whcih is just sponge matter than can be removed. so it shouldnt be that big of a deal.
Jan 13 2004 7:56PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im sure google came in handy for that little research


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 13 2004 7:59PM
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Mattman
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^ lol, nice stef
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Jan 13 2004 7:59PM
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Mattman
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fact: Ron Jermey(sp) has a 9 ,1/2 inch penis
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Jan 13 2004 8:03PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
actually, 9 and 3/4, he said it on his biography movie


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 13 2004 8:06PM
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SimonFiller
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yea thats why i usually dont talk about it. it sounds false. i even talked to my parents about it, cause i figured insurance could cover it. problem is its considered cosmetic surgery, which means its not covered. so i ahve to come up with the money.
Jan 13 2004 8:06PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
you should be rich from all the gay flicks youve done, i mean theres lots of money in the gay porn industry


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 13 2004 8:09PM
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wrenegade
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this is the most hilarious thread ever. maybe we should start a charity for this guy and raise money to help him get his cock chopped.






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Jan 13 2004 8:10PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hahaha fuck him, hes a queer, no one should start anything for him, hes full of shit and he knows it too, he comes on ns thinking hes gods gif to women, i have a humongous penis and i rip pussy open and i have 3% body fat and that 3% is from my girthy penis, he must feel soo much better about himself knowing that hes fooling people in his bullshit stories


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 13 2004 8:14PM
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SimonFiller
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ha...dude you almost sound pissed in a jealous sort of way. trust me its not a good thing!
Jan 13 2004 8:20PM
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Lateralis
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no i am not jealous at all man, why would i be jealous of having something that you claim to have?? im happy with everything on me


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 13 2004 8:26PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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remember the 'How big are you?' thread?

touching the water is pretty big. I've never experience that limp.



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Jan 13 2004 8:42PM
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linemaverick540
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haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag


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Jan 13 2004 8:44PM
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jismontheslopes
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Mom my penis is to big can we get insurance so i can get a smaller one?
Jan 13 2004 9:02PM
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Matty.
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SAUSAGE FEST!!!! sorry, that just had to be said

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Jan 13 2004 9:18PM
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SkeeOrDye
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im 7 and it dont seem that big, must be that last inch that kills ya.
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Jan 13 2004 9:24PM
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hexum
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hmmm 8 inches and 'girthy' id suggest a career in porno

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Jan 13 2004 10:11PM
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720skiguy
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flush it and quickly plop. or squat over it like u have to do at school...
Jan 13 2004 10:20PM
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Ryno
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LMFAO, Lat that paragraph was insane. now everytime i read the word 'girthy' i just giggle!
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Jan 13 2004 10:24PM
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Tiffy
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If you get your doctor to say you are having self esteem problems because of the size of your wang you could get it covered by insurance.




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Jan 13 2004 10:24PM
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PurpleSkier
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regular condoms are a bitch for me to fit, they are too narrow to roll on
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