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what to wear!!! plz help!!!
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ok, there is an 'everything but' party coming up, and i dont know what to wear. you can wear anything but clothes, i was thinking a toga, but thought that might be a little overdone, i need some ideas!! please help!!!!!
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a leaf.
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a sock
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Technically, anything you put on yourself should then be called clothing. But whatever. You could wear a towel but that wouldn't be very imaginative.
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toga either. see if u can wrap the aformentioned sock around ur ass
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wear one of those suits that makes it look like your walking on your hands
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Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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wear an oak barrell, like one of the ones you see in cartoons that have whiskey in them but they are actually maked XXX, like the barrells in donkey kong. wear one of those with suspenders and be completely naked underneath.
real advice is telling someone that when you are bangin a girl and you hear a pop to pull out quick because your condom just broke
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tin foil... duct tape... a barrel... some of that spray-on bedliner for trucks... carpet... cats and super glue... midgets and velcro... a girl...
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sumo wrestler type of gear. is that clothes?
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sarran wrap and let us know what you end up doing
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yes please do
real advice is telling someone that when you are bangin a girl and you hear a pop to pull out quick because your condom just broke
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a batman costume with the ass and nipple regions cut out.
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bannana peel
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just rub yourself down in vasilene and go big
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put sticky notes all over your body
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just kill another man and steal his skin and wear it as an outfit. like in forest gump!
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ski boots
helmet or beanie and goggles
sock
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a cowboy hat
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a garbage bag
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GOT MILK?
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optimus prime...
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whoa man, you should wear like one of those penis guy suits where like there are penises everywhere and all... That'd be cool, be sure to take pics if it's a cool one
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a loin cloth
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just go naked, youll get laid.
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go to a craft store and get some fake flowers or fake leaves and make something out of that.
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sticky notes, tin foil, or paint
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A man thong
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ok,thanks to all yall for the help, i ended up making a bottlecap bikini top, and wore a ductape/trash bag mini skirt. it was golden tried to take some pics, but they didnt turn out.
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dollar bills, and where is this party persay?
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it was in tahoe, it already happened
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