Yeah so my friend has a ham radio that picks up the local police and fire dept radio transmissions...comes in handy to know where speed traps are, but that's besides the point.
The point is, he was listening to it in his car and apparently, the pipes at my high school burst tonight, and the entire police and fire depts are there trying to figure out what the fuck to do. Also, they are cancelling school for at least tomorrow because of this. How fucking awesome is that?
We'll have you dead pretty soon.