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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41

Now that I have your attention.

I love meeting fellow NSers, in the best ways.

So I work at a hospital in Summit County, and he was up here visiting for a week or so to ski.  Fucked his day up pretty bad and ended up in my unit. (PS lets all send him some good vibes.)

Anyyyyway..So I go in there to take his vitals and check on him, not having met him yet, and he's playing with his phone. I notice a NS sticker on it...so while im taking his blood pressure I asked him "how to get to Chad's from the bottom of Alta". His face was priceless...but he answered in the correct fashion, that SKI PATROL BLEW IT UP!

So we talked skiing for a bit, and I told him I was going to make a thread about this...I hope thats not creepy. Is that creepy?

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Da_Buddha
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no thats awesome
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Scott~
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I dont think I couldve mustered the words to respond~
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vzdz
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no ya that's an epic story
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Yung_Gnarley
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a newschooler nurse?

wow.
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fsscott
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haha what!!!

that's sooo sick! not creepy at all in fact +street cred!
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Barefootin_Fiend
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that's what im sayin'.  i would have gone home with your number.  actually, probably not. but i would have tried.  probably would have ended up calling 867-5309 the next morning but what can ya do.  2 points for you for being a nurse and a nser.  and hope dude gets better. +vibes
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Horizon
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What's cool is that probably in that split second his mind shifted from pain/injuries to excitement and good thoughts, even for just a short while.  It probably lifted his spirits just to have something unexpected like that happen.  Just such a shock that of all places and times haha.



Btw...ummm......ya I'm not a pervert or anything for clicking on this thread, so don't think ill of me lol.  

























Ok, now where's the sex?
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Alex_G
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you shoudla made this thread like hannah would and actually made it about sex
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RudyGarmisch
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I believe you still have to deliver the part about SEX, as per the thread title.
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41

Haha, funny comments from everyone.

It was a good way to catch attention though, eh?

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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Wait whats his NS name?
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hellomynameisjef
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wait no way. i was with that kid. his names sean right?
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SeanTom
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haha thanks sarah. nice thread title, im the guy she was treating and sarah's really cool. thanks for the good vibes everyone and thanks for the thread sarah.
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Crack.
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inactive
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT.


I know the kid. he fucked up his intestines coming off a jump at keystone. went under the needle a couple nights ago. Thank god his nurse is a NS'er, hook my boy up sarahskiis.
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inactive
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unless if there are two NS kids who love their phone in summit county hospital, im going to go with magical unicorn. send that kid mega vibes.
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no_steeze
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does scrubs work at your hospital? how about black scrubs? i wanna meet black scrubs
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Paulage
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thats an awesome story, i love meeting random ppl at my hosp. ur an HCA rite.?
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SteezethePirate
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that could turn into a nice porno...

ahem...

Nurse: "How do you get to Chad's from the bottom of Alta?"
Patient: "Well, uhm, i don't really know..."
Nurse: "Well let me show you..."

Cue porn groove


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comeatmebro
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well i'd like to thank you for giving me the perfect spot for the small NS sticker i have!
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Ryanvdonk
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if someone asked me that, id give the most ridiculous answer i could think of, possibly involving a haitian witch doctor.
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freestyler540
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good story...but  hate being mislead
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ROOS.
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he does love his phone

magical unicorn i will beat the shit out of a freshman so he does you hw, just as promised in summit county
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Sfish130
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epic
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hellomynameisjef
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word we can get will to do it ahahaha
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Hannah.
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hahahaha
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gbirrd
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epic n hot
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sarahskis
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CNA, PCT, whatever you want to call it. I'm a patient care technician...so technically not his nurse. I'm just the person that goes in there all the time to check on things and try and make him a little happier.

Eventually i'll be a nurse though...maybe then i'll keep a NS sticker on my badge...and karma will come back at me!
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pmills
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to deliver for those who want sex...






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pmills
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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^ hahaha

but thats so epic, i cant wait to meet an ner in the most random spot and pull that off but i thought your story was eventually gonna end up on you banging him like a hammer in his room while no one was watching haha
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Ryno
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+1

solid use of the phrase!
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wheres_my_snow
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ha
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Silence
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Thats awesome - an NS nurse, So many kids are gonna dream about you now.

So did you end up having sex or what?
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TechnoPotamus
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hahahahahaha black scrubs
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PopsicleStand
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you a CNA or RN on an ortho unit im guessing?
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steezeaholic.
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haha thats sick.. i never randomly meet nsers
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Peter.
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wow that's a sick story, small world eh?
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bermbuster49
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i probably would not have remembered to say the ski patrol blew it up. not gonna lie i would have been too stunned lol
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hellomynameisjef
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Magicanunicorn - offline + saraskis - offline = you do the math


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Loges
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haha
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Hansel.
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i lol'd
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steeze2pleeze
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my brother dislocated his elbow early this winter (he boards), and when we were at the hospital a skier came in after a gnarly fall, but he was alright. anyway, i asked him how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta, and he said ski patrol blew it up... turns out he just knew that ski patrol had blown it up. cool story hansel, right?
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49566738265
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If NS made porn I don't think I would go skiing anymore since I would never leave my damn computer.
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hellomynameisjef
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iakame is sending magical unicorn a snuggie. he should be fully recovered in about 5 minutes after wearing it. we all know snuggies are known for there healing powers
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41

CNA in the ortho unit, which is also a pediatric care unit and ICU unit.

I do all my charting in his room. We play cards like champs

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wnab21
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i got a good laugh out of the deer 3 some
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PopsicleStand
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cool. tough job though, im all set with ortho units...
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jeremyo13
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cute nser nurse?  def not creepy.  most of my wet dreams start that way...
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