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NCJK
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
What's the best insult you've ever dissed someone with?
Jan 10 2004 11:49PM
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snafu
Posts: 999 - Karma: 10
your gay
Jan 11 2004 12:07AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
your mom
Jan 11 2004 12:12AM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
not really the best but funny
-plop a steaming pile of gorilla nuts in your mouth and hum the national anthem



i would much rather be an aquired taste, than a common flavor
Jan 11 2004 12:13AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
telling someone this exact phrase...'go bob for dicks, you ass goblin.' gets em every time.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Joel
'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
Jan 11 2004 12:14AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
so how tall are you??? oh really, i didnt know they can pile shit that high


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 11 2004 1:14AM
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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6382 - Karma: 946
your mom is cheaper than a lira
getting your wisdom teeth out sucks
Jan 11 2004 1:16AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
^^STOLEN from full metal jacket... but I've stolen from that thing too, we had a guy from texas come to our school last year, and it was too perfect...

'You from Texas?! Well, only steers and queers come from texas, son! And you don't look like a steer so that pretty much narrows it down, don't it?!'
Jan 11 2004 1:22AM
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destruction
Posts: 643 - Karma: 11
Classic movie. I here that way too much being told to people from TX.
Jan 11 2004 1:26AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
whats wrong with your face?! yeah thats a good one.
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turtles can breath through their butts.
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Jan 11 2004 1:48AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
^^ Yeah Im not surprised, but there aren't a lot of texans around here so it didnt seem repetitive.
Jan 11 2004 2:23AM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
'i know u are but what am i?'
BUFU: by us fuck you
Jan 11 2004 2:31AM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
'your mommas so fat that when i mounted her my ears popped.'

no, i haven't said that.

or 'that kids a damn hairy cock mongrel'. or 'fucking coochie snorcher.'

real advice is telling someone that when you are bangin a girl and you hear a pop to pull out quick because your condom just broke
Jan 11 2004 4:13AM
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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
how about, you are a magnet for manly love

If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'

Originally posted by strode420
'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'
Jan 11 2004 8:01PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
you create a vacuum around the male elephant reproduction organ.
Jan 11 2004 9:23PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
tu madre





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are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
-MARIAH
Jan 11 2004 10:30PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
i just killed your grandma MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!






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poles were made for breakin
corn was made for shuckin
girls were made for fucking--GT
Jan 12 2004 11:04AM
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TimmyP
Posts: 2086 - Karma: 126
keep it short and sweet, with, 'Go fuck yourself
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Jan 12 2004 2:23PM
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always_ski
Posts: 595 - Karma: 10
You're the load your mother should have swallowed.
Jan 12 2004 4:54PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
i hate u your a bitch
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Remember, theres no such thing as bad snow! just shitty skiers!
Jan 12 2004 5:13PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
you suck goats for quarters

=J. KIESEL=

Poniverus
Jan 12 2004 5:17PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
my fav. fmj line is 'im gunna gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you'...its direct, to the point, and has an entertaining ring to it.
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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r
Jan 12 2004 5:49PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
go eat a dick

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'theres quarterback im gonna see if he has any plans for dating me'
Jan 16 2004 6:36PM
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mikehasahotmom
Posts: 129 - Karma: 10
for fat people,
meat ball, pilberry doug boy, and just tubs/ chubs
Jan 16 2004 6:40PM
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action_shot
Posts: 1646 - Karma: 97
your almost as good as farp!

~never be bought. never be sold~
Jan 16 2004 6:45PM
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stigler
Posts: 362 - Karma: 16
'well ur ugly'
Jan 17 2004 2:40PM
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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
if somebody says something to you.... 'sorry, i dont speak down syndrome'


AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Jan 17 2004 2:50PM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
ya i just say eat a dick, or stuff referring to getting splooged upon and bukkake


D$
Jan 17 2004 6:06PM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
ME: Wheres your little brown bag
Girl: what brown bag?
Me: tHe one your supposed to be wearing when you look like that
Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
Jan 17 2004 10:10PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
Did you fall from heaven?.. Yeah, because the landing really screwed up your face.

OR

Hey baby, wanna dance?
*no*
Sorry, you misheard me, your ass looks big in those pants.

OR

Hey baby, wanna dance?
*no*
Cmon baby, lower your standards, I lowered mine.
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Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
Jan 17 2004 10:16PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40

Oh and by the way, I faked it





Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jan 17 2004 10:33PM
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linefreerider
Posts: 533 - Karma: 12
^haha, thats pretty harsh


I am a skier.
Jan 17 2004 10:53PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
choke on it.
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turtles can breath through their butts.
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Jan 18 2004 2:51AM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
your face
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The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you. -> Wallstreet
Jan 18 2004 3:02PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
are you calling me a peice of shit? 'non deu peice da mere'




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
-CanadianSkierGirl
Jan 18 2004 3:05PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
yeah whatever penis breath.
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turtles can breath through their butts.
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Jan 18 2004 3:25PM
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jismontheslopes
Posts: 580 - Karma: 11
Go fist yourself.
Jan 18 2004 8:35PM
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rossipowderhound
Posts: 759 - Karma: 10
At A fast food drive through window if the lady ever says sorry about the wait say 'don't worry you will lose it'
Jan 18 2004 9:04PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
when this guy said 'fuck you' to me, i said 'fuck yourself, you would get more pussy'.... straight out of SLC punk


Tom--[Leap firSt]
Jan 19 2004 12:36AM
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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
some guy: 'fuck you'
me: 'HAHA, you wish... you gotta buy me dinner first'


AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Jan 19 2004 12:39AM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
backdoor banshee, butt pirate, ass gremlin, they all do the trick.
Jan 24 2004 4:46PM
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mfpukala11
Posts: 22 - Karma: 10
you should have been a blowjob
Jan 24 2004 8:59PM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
someone flips you off and you say is that your ass's favorite finger or you can also change it around from ass to your moms favorite finger
regrets, I've had a few but then again too few to mention
Jan 24 2004 9:12PM
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Skywalker121
Posts: 160 - Karma: 9
u suck at life, or jimmy neutron looking ass
'It's a fucking six shooter.' 'There are 9 guys here dumbass.' 'What were u gonna do laugh the last 3 to death FUNNYMAN!' BOONDOCK SAINTS-great movie
Jan 24 2004 11:58PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
YOUR BITCHASS DRIVES A HONDA.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!


stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
ya dropped the mc soap
here comes the ass ___________,
what, you dope, can't figure it out?
thinkn so hard your ears are steamin?
ha ha
and loo loo la foo

i duck under mc's
lassos of used rhymes and beats, claimin impressive feats, y'know what? it's your feet
they stink, did you crawl from under a sink?
whats that around your girl's neck
a dead stinky mink?
did you hit it with a brick?
no
a stick?
what, you have a little prick?
killing animals for vanity, don't you know that shit's insanity
what? my profanity?
is that your issue against me?
it's ok, because i know you can't see.
Jan 25 2004 12:04AM
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freeskierboy
Posts: 269 - Karma: 10
you are not worth the dust that the rude wind blows in your face

-----King Lear (Shakespeare)
Jan 25 2004 12:07AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
^Wtf... the guy's name si sid vicious, but his signature is the lyrics from 'My Way'...hahahaha that's the biggest artistic gap I'ver ever seen.
Jan 25 2004 12:07AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
bigger than the gap in my pants?


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!


stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
ya dropped the mc soap
here comes the ass ___________,
what, you dope, can't figure it out?
thinkn so hard your ears are steamin?
ha ha
and loo loo la foo

i duck under mc's
lassos of used rhymes and beats, claimin impressive feats, y'know what? it's your feet
they stink, did you crawl from under a sink?
whats that around your girl's neck
a dead stinky mink?
did you hit it with a brick?
no
a stick?
what, you have a little prick?
killing animals for vanity, don't you know that shit's insanity
what? my profanity?
is that your issue against me?
it's ok, because i know you can't see.
Jan 25 2004 12:10AM
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freeskierboy
Posts: 269 - Karma: 10
thats tight sex pistols and sinatra good mix
Jan 25 2004 1:35AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
YOUR MOTHER IS A GIRL!

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Mar 29 2004 7:55PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
'your ugly'
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jibtastic.
Mar 29 2004 8:03PM
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