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BEST ebay auction ever

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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2882324582

Moe
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Jan 10 2004 7:29PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
hahahahahahaa


4FRNT.

Thugged out since cub scouts.
Jan 10 2004 7:42PM
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Deann
Posts: 725 - Karma: 10
hahahaha


do everything with your eyes closed and a carrot in your ass.-m1garand

Jan 10 2004 8:28PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
the actual best auction ever:

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I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
Jan 10 2004 8:47PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
id tap it
Jan 10 2004 9:43PM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
id bid, but i dont have 30 cents in my paypal.

Moe
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Jan 10 2004 9:49PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
im bidding maybe....
Jan 10 2004 9:56PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
GREEN SHOELACE!!!!

ONE GREEN SHOELACE!!!!

GREAT FOR LACING SHOES!!

GOOD FOR WHIPPING PEOPLE TOO!!

'MAY HAVE BEEN USED BY THE POPE!!'

IT IS ONE OF THE BEST SHOELACES IN THE WORLD!

NEVER USED MUCH!!!!!

ONE OF A KIND!!!(that i know of)

BID FAST!!!






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are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
-MARIAH
Jan 10 2004 10:25PM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
Shit, it's the wrong color green...maybe next time.




Why do your skis curve up on both ends?
Jan 10 2004 11:12PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
if only I could get my pay-pal account working again.
Pat Melvin
WBP|films
Jan 10 2004 11:34PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
ahahahahahah nice

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Jan 11 2004 12:53AM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
i search for a lot of shit n eaby, but how could i have forgotten the goddamn green shoelace!!!
30 cents is a bargain!









Drop Cliffs not Bombs
Jan 11 2004 1:00AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
thats the best auction ever!
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LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE


HELP ME BUY A MINI POOL TABLE FUNDRAISER
I need about 80 bucks to get a mini pool table, help me out!

NOW ACCEPTING ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS THROUGH PAYPAL!
paypal.com - ski2wake@hotmail.com

PLEASE!
Jan 11 2004 1:13AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
thats the best auction ever!
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LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE


HELP ME BUY A MINI POOL TABLE FUNDRAISER
I need about 80 bucks to get a mini pool table, help me out!

NOW ACCEPTING ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS THROUGH PAYPAL!
paypal.com - ski2wake@hotmail.com

PLEASE!
Jan 11 2004 1:14AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
I don't know, the guy selling the 'New Folder' icon beats this one by a point...

And the guy selling 'A bong that Bush used in college' was pretty damn good too


On my way to goddom
Jan 11 2004 10:35AM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
i dunno.. 30 cents IS a little much... maybe if there was another one
Jan 11 2004 12:05PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
The best one I've seen was a dude selling an ass kicking.


VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
Jan 11 2004 3:06PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
I liked teh bikini supermodel, which was a big fat guy in a bikini. Also, there was one of a guy selling a guitar, and the pic had a reflection of a naked guy in it.
Pat Melvin
WBP|films
Jan 11 2004 3:40PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
there was one with two animal crackers stuck togehter a while ago. it was titled 'humping animal crackers, a real rarity'
Jan 11 2004 4:41PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
yea it wasn't a guitar, it was a tea pot. and yea when he took the picture the reflection had him standing there naked holding the camera.



get her cooking supplies or a broom. she'll figure it out...-killly802
Jan 11 2004 5:19PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
my friend tried to sell my other friends soul on ebay. it was a piece of paper that said 'John's Soul' on it. but ebay made them take it off.

real advice is telling someone that when you are bangin a girl and you hear a pop to pull out quick because your condom just broke
Jan 11 2004 5:44PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
i think ebay prostitution is the future of online auctions. who wants my sexy bod? bidding starts at $1 with NO RESERVE!
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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r
Jan 11 2004 7:20PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
i love how they are only auctioning ONE shoelace... and not a pair. That is great.


~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
Jan 11 2004 7:50PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
yeah, I tried to sell my soul too, had an official looking document too, that would have been sweet


Ha. Ha.
Jan 11 2004 8:34PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
fuck. 30c american, thats like $45 canadain. NO WAY

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Jan 12 2004 12:20AM
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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
nothing compares...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2978704885&category=3193

If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'

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'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'
Jan 12 2004 3:14PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
I think the ass kicking auction was better then the green shoe lace one.
Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy!
Jan 12 2004 3:18PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
I tried selling my soul on ebay too! Mine got to a couple thousand before they took it off, what did yours get to???


On my way to goddom
Jan 12 2004 4:38PM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
This for real, the BEST Ebay auction: my friend sold the screename 'jesus@msn.com' for $250 bucks.
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Caleb (Previously switchrodeo5)

''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell
Jan 12 2004 9:31PM
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jesuschrist
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
ha ha
Jan 12 2004 9:49PM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
The best auction will be when someone tries to sell my board on ebay and I catch them. That's what.




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Jan 12 2004 9:58PM
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