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Funny article about a monkey! (and life threatening injuries)

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BobYohan
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this article is one of the most hilarious serious stories ive read in weeks, be prepared to feel like an asshole
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/17/chimpanzee.attack/index.html
Feb 18 2009 4:08AM
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BobYohan
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Feb 18 2009 4:09AM
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Static
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yea, supposedly he ate her hands and ripped her face off
damn dirty apes
Feb 18 2009 4:43AM
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uni-corn
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God damn celebrities going ape shit..... what's new?




lolz pun intended
Feb 18 2009 8:35AM
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yelsel
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they're crazy like that. first the hands and feet and then they go for the balls. after they snag those, they run away to hide them and come back for your face. they're cute and cuddly but fuckin ssssccccaaaarrrryyyy
Feb 18 2009 8:53AM
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TerminatorX
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haha. i was watching the local news with my roommate and he said he was going to change the channel because the news was depressing then as he picked up the remote, this story came on.
Feb 18 2009 9:19AM
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