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Why Canadians like to do it doggy style
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Here is a joke my hockey coach from canada told me.
Why do canadians like to do it doggy style?
So the brod can watch the hockey game too.
real advice is telling someone that when you are bangin a girl and you hear a pop to pull out quick because your condom just broke
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i personally thought it was hilarious.
real advice is telling someone that when you are bangin a girl and you hear a pop to pull out quick because your condom just broke
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no not at all
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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yea...thats terrible not funny..
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that joke was kinda lame
People should do touchdown dances for everything
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The reverse cowgirl is the same as doggy style except the man gets to be lazy and lie down
* I had just launched myself 50feet in the air Off a boother when both my skiis pop off. So I think to myself What would Jared do?*
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehehe
BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!
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poles were made for breakin
corn was made for shuckin
girls were made for fucking--GT
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not funny at all.. it was lame
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that sucked
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Rubix signature is funnier than that joke
Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy!
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how can u NOT get it?
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delete this
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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i woud scream
ps my name is jared refering to the signature
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Yah my signature refers to the new subway commercials
I hate Jared from subway
* I had just launched myself 50feet in the air Off a boother when both my skiis pop off. So I think to myself What would Jared do?*
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sounds like something a hockey player would think is funny.. fuckin hockey players
Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
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I work the sound board at fucking weddings. Get this, these fucks that got marriad, there recessional was to the hockey night in canada song! wtf??
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fucken jocks
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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can't say i've ever done it doggy style so the chick can watch hockey but i have done it so she would watch IN THE HAZE!
SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
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that was the gayest crap ever
There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
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Also the watching hockey doin it doggy style isnt so the girl can watch the game its so we have a spot to rest our beer (IE on her back)
* I had just launched myself 50feet in the air Off a boother when both my skiis pop off. So I think to myself What would Jared do?*
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