So a little background before I get to the punchline. I live with 2 roomates, both of them are dudes. And a mut named Toby.
So last night we're sitting around after work watchin the tube, and drinkin cocktails. I was pretty lit at this point. My dog comes walking out of my one roomate's bathroom (we all have our own bathrooms) with something in his mouth. I didnt think much of if, he's a pup and carries things around all the time. So I call him over and take it out of his mouth. AND IT WAS A DILDO. Keep in mind that the roomate in question has never had a girl over to the house. He was immediatly making up theories and excuses of where it might have come from. This is shocking and utterly hillarious as we are all pretty buzzed up. So I get up this morning and come to work, as usual. And I just got a text from him telling me not to tell anybody what happened...................FUCK THAT he has a dildo.
