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miralas
Posts: 584 - Karma: 10
so i had to pick this shit up for the first time today since i've owned my dog(1yr on valentines) and when i got out side with the shovel i was using i didnt work worth a crap. shit was breaking and stink was rollin out and i almost vomited. so as to what i usually do, i come to ns to help me find answers on what the best kind of shovel to use to pick up dog shit?
Feb 8 2009 9:48PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
phase 1. dont be a bitch
phase 2. ???
phase 3. get a hoe and a spade shovel, put the tip of the shovel slightly under the crap, and use the hoe to pull the poop onto it.



and sorry bout the bitch thing...
Feb 8 2009 9:49PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
oh and dogs should poop way more than once a year.
Feb 8 2009 9:50PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 951

Put your hand in the bag

grab the shit

turn the bag inside out

Feb 8 2009 9:51PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
flat head shovel works great.  Well any kind.
Feb 8 2009 9:53PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
yeah but this was probably the first time it pooped in his yard.
Feb 8 2009 9:58PM
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miralas
Posts: 584 - Karma: 10
no. first time i've cleaned it...
Feb 8 2009 10:03PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
I lol'd
And I prefer the bag technique. Like the guy above said.
Feb 8 2009 11:01PM
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breckfreeskier
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 22
So you let your dog's shit pile up for a year, and you just now realized it needed to be cleaned? On valentine's day? wow
Feb 8 2009 11:30PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
train it to shit in the neighbor's yard..
Feb 8 2009 11:34PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
lol i like the neighbor idea
Feb 9 2009 1:05AM
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mccsteezy
Posts: 1170 - Karma: 38
1. take the box.
2. cut a hole in the box.
3 put your dick in that box.
Feb 9 2009 1:31AM
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GreekAR6
Posts: 527 - Karma: 11
common sense?
Feb 9 2009 1:32AM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
If picking up dog shit bothers you, you are in for a long, hard life.

I would say to go to petsmart and buy a do shit scooping shovel. They are springloaded and work way better to pick up shit then a simple garden spade or hoe.
Feb 9 2009 1:02PM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
phase 4. Make her do it for you
Feb 9 2009 1:43PM
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BigJim
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Feb 9 2009 1:44PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
You claim to own the dog, but don't clean up after it?  Do you feed it either?  There's some flaw in that agreement i tell ya whut.
Feb 9 2009 1:48PM
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