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So i ordered some shamwows

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steeze2pleeze

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Loner

2 big ones and 2 small ones, but since i ordered online i got the special deal of 4 big ones and 4 small ones all for the low low price of $19.95

anyways, they just showed up and just about everything in the commercial is true. that thing can hold so much fuckin water, its insane! just thought i'd put it out there that the shamwow is a legit buy

Feb 6 2009 8:24PM

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michelle

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Feb 8 2009 7:19PM

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PaleCelery

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Crazy Fool

My favorite quotes from the slap chop sommercial

"You're gonna have an exciting life now" (No more boring tuna!, my life is complete)
"You're gonna love my nuts"

Feb 8 2009 7:35PM

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Peter.

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@th1337

you're gonna be in a great mood all day because you're gonna be slapping and chopping

Feb 8 2009 8:00PM

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doritos

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You'll be slapping your troubles away in no time! I love how he advertises it as a life-changing tool, that video is chock full of lulz.

Feb 8 2009 8:09PM

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caucasian_chad

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You are an excellent poster, but you couldn't wear a snugglewow skiing in spring. If you fell it would absorb 1,000 pounds of water and suffocate you under its super-absorbent German fabric.

Feb 8 2009 8:16PM

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PaleCelery

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Haha I thought of that too,,, imagine how much it would weigh at the end of the day.

But on a serious note, if you were wearing a snugglewow, just chillin on the couch, drinking a hot cocoa... and woops! You spill that shit on yourself. No worries, its already cleaned up, just squeeze that shit back into the mug and you're good to go/.

Feb 8 2009 8:23PM

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prontocuts.com

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Hahahahahahah Oh my god that photoshop of him holding his head had me going for a few good minutes

Feb 8 2009 8:47PM

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hey_dude_its_me

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Insane

http://WWW.SHAMWOWGUY.COM

they have a contest with a ton of entries already...

Feb 8 2009 8:53PM

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steeze2pleeze

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Loner

he may look crazy in that picture, but when you watch the videos you gotta admit he's a damn good salesman.

Feb 8 2009 11:43PM

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RICK_ROSS

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Feb 9 2009 12:02AM

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jayo.

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Feb 19 2009 3:12PM

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IanAvery-Leaf

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Crazy Fool

Hahahaha

Feb 19 2009 3:22PM

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popNfresh44

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this thread is fucking hilarious.

Feb 19 2009 3:29PM

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doritos

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Crazy Fool

This is my profile pic on FB right now...

My girl refuses to respond to anything I write her on there because it creeps her out too much. It's the first time I've ever been proud of something I've done on Facebook, which is kind of sad really.

Feb 19 2009 6:19PM

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Crack.

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No Life

WATCH THIS YOU WILL LAUGH!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv5QUOQv6u0&feature=related

don't know how to embed

Feb 19 2009 7:08PM

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Crack.

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or this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ

Feb 19 2009 7:10PM

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908

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Ridiculous

excellent work sir

Feb 19 2009 7:37PM

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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX

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Insane

Feb 19 2009 8:03PM

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TOAST.

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Crazy Fool

"Life's hard enough as it is" While Slapchopin some onions

Feb 19 2009 8:15PM

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jayo.

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^or,

"it pops open like a butterfly"

Feb 20 2009 12:21AM

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T.L.

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yeah dude you could just piss yourself and ring it out later.

Feb 20 2009 2:17AM

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mr.rise

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Loner

one thing about the slap chop.

why do you want to chop your food that much, i mean that egg and ham thing he makes looks disgusting.

Feb 21 2009 10:39PM

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joey.

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SHIT!

I have a tough decision to make, I need your help:

Slice wizard or slap chop?!??!?!!?!

Feb 21 2009 10:52PM

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mr.rise

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Loner

deff slice wizard.

Billy Mays is so much cooler

Feb 21 2009 10:57PM

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horner

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I have never laughed so hard at something on the internet than I just did. Bravo.

Feb 21 2009 11:02PM

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spruitm

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just pee on it. its like a toilet but more awesome cause then you can wipe ryour roomates face with it. yeeeaaaa

Feb 21 2009 11:03PM

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PAINE_IN_MAINE

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Loner

fucking hilarious, funniest thing I have ever read

Feb 22 2009 8:36AM

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tBatt

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Feb 22 2009 9:43AM

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inactive

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my snuggie just came. im stoked.

Feb 22 2009 11:25AM

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OhMyBosh

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lmfao

Feb 22 2009 11:47AM

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BigRodRiley

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Insane

hahah so sick

Feb 22 2009 11:48AM

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Sfish130

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Pro

Feb 22 2009 1:43PM

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Kelly-Goosecock

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Pro

heres a quick one

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x167/phoebus89/NStanner.jpg

Feb 22 2009 2:03PM

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Kelly-Goosecock

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Pro

damn, didnt work

Feb 22 2009 2:05PM

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Kelly-Goosecock

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Pro

ahhh gratz dude, beat me to it

Feb 22 2009 2:05PM

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Crack.

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hahaha

Feb 22 2009 2:14PM

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ParkE

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Insane

haha so true. i am on here for a while every day. no wonder i am just about classified as retarded

Feb 22 2009 3:03PM

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BigRodRiley

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Insane

Feb 25 2009 2:15PM

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geet

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shamwow=not legit

Feb 25 2009 4:13PM

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Black-Bandanna

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He looks like a dinosaur. Possibly a stegosaurus... I wouldn't buy a shammy from a stegosaurus.

Feb 25 2009 4:20PM

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OldManFinkyBeans

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Loner

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

10/10 karma from me

Feb 25 2009 5:40PM

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Bren-Ten

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Insane

i bought some for my parents for valentines day. those shamies really do work its crazy

i always use em to dry off after swim. you know the germans, they always make good stuff

Feb 25 2009 6:06PM

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