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The ULTIMATE super bowl snack food

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Kornn101
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http://www.holytaco.com/ultimate-super-bowl-snack-stadium

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so awesome and delicious
Jan 29 2009 5:32PM
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Motes
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 90
are thoes corn dogs lined around the field
Jan 29 2009 5:35PM
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BigJim
Posts: 837 - Karma: 73
Twinkie Stadium!
Jan 29 2009 5:36PM
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samwise
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I think I just pooped.
Jan 29 2009 5:47PM
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chitownskiier8
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holy fuck shit. i want one so bad
Jan 29 2009 5:49PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
FUCKING SHIT!
I can't even describe the epicness of that. I want one.
Jan 29 2009 5:52PM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
that awesome but unfortunately it wouldnt last long. i could probably finish that by myself superbowl or no superbowl.
Jan 29 2009 5:53PM
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mait
Posts: 96 - Karma: 10
Too sweet to eat
Jan 29 2009 5:55PM
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4mica
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 60
jesus

Ingredients:

The Field:
1 Pound of Guacamole
15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone
15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone
2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines

The Players:
15 Vienna Sausages
Helmets - 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese

The Goal Posts:
1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post
1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)

The Stands:
58 Twinkies
1 Pound of Bacon
1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos
1 Bag of Cheetos
1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips
1 Bag of Chex Mix

The Blimp:
20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage (optional) (on second thought, no, this isn't optional. Go buy one.)

TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285
TOTAL COST: $86.47
TOTAL DELICIOUSNESS: 1 Billion trillion, dude. One billion trillion.
Jan 29 2009 5:57PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
Good fucking god...
Jan 29 2009 6:03PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
That is truly disgusting.
Jan 29 2009 6:13PM
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notomatoplz
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i take back what i said about being able to eat all that. i guess there isnt really anything to scale it against in the pic so it doesnt look like that much food.
Jan 29 2009 6:15PM
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switch81
Posts: 160 - Karma: 9
where are your wings!? ...you NEED to hav some wings!!
Jan 29 2009 6:19PM
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sktrkdo7
Posts: 1920 - Karma: 182
you wouldnt be able to poop for a month after that bad boy
Jan 29 2009 6:22PM
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AMD_5
Posts: 745 - Karma: 15
im pretty sure this thing can feed all of africa for a week. unreal
Jan 29 2009 7:20PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18
i heard eheath downed 3 in one sitting
Jan 29 2009 7:27PM
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BikeMlatt69
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 60
that looks good and gross at the same time
Jan 29 2009 7:31PM
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notomatoplz
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something tells me that the twinkies wouldnt mix too well with the cheetos

Jan 29 2009 7:33PM
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theratpack
Posts: 265 - Karma: 100
i think its the other way around ud b in the bathroom all night
Jan 29 2009 9:20PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
i think youd be shitting your brains out for weeks
Jan 29 2009 9:36PM
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Dhane
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Jan 29 2009 10:04PM
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Dr.Scholl
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 47
no, it was 2.5, and he could have finished that last one but he decided to give it to the starving children of ethiopia. Who now worship him as a god.
Jan 29 2009 10:07PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
yeah no kidding...the players should have been replaced with wings. one for each player on the team including the ones on the benches.

but holy fuck that is nuts...
Jan 29 2009 10:09PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
Where the fuck are you from? Can't recognize a twinkie?
Jan 29 2009 10:17PM
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natedogg789435
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9
damn. i wouldnt even eat it. id just stare at it for hours. and fucken like play with it
Jan 29 2009 10:22PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Nachos would do just fine.

Chipotle run!
Jan 29 2009 10:36PM
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Ski_Midwest
Posts: 551 - Karma: 10
holy shit
Jan 29 2009 10:47PM
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An10a_Eng
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nice but youll probably cry when you eat it. id stick with deer chilli
Jan 29 2009 10:57PM
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zackblain
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nast
Jan 29 2009 11:12PM
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EvanMeyer
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looks too good to eat

Jan 29 2009 11:25PM
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DDrem.
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the party is where the tostitos scoops are at
Jan 29 2009 11:38PM
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